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PGMA: Father, everyone thinks I’m a liar.
Priest: Really?… I don’t believe in you!
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S0meone 0ut there is deadly in scrabble. When u rearrange the letters, new w0rd will c0me up:
GL0RIA
bec0mes, G0 LIAR;
MIGUEL TUAS0N ARR0Y0
bec0mes,
AM REAL N0T0RI0US GUY.
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The Pope and GMA are on d same stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope said, ‘Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand i can make every person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your constituents, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.’
GMA seriously doubts this and says, ‘one little wave of your hand, and all people wil rejoice forever?? Show me!’
So the Pope slapped her!
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If Sharon is MEGASTAR, Nora is SUPERSTAR & Vilma is STAR FOR ALL SEASONS, how is GMA called?
TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR!
