“me seeds”
Sabi ni aling di0nisia ng tumun0g ang f0n ni manny.“manny ! may me seeds ka. “
Oist my me seeds ka rin?
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BOYFRIEND: Bakit ba nagseselos ka sa kasama ko? Eh kaibigang matalik ko ‘yun!
GIRLFRIEND: ‘Yun nga, eh! Magkaibigan kayo pero nagtatalik!
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How to speak about women… and be politically correct:
.. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER – She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
.. She is not EASY – She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
.. She does not TEASE or FLIRT – She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
.. She is not HORNY – She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
.. She is not a S_UT – She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
.. She is does not have BREAST IMPLANTS – She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
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Lalaki at kabit, nagda-date…
Lalaki: hon, anu name ko sa fonebook mo?
Kabit: mcdo, kasi luv ko to.
Lalaki: ang sweet., ikaw namn bdo..
Kabit: bakit?
Lalaki: we find ways…
