SMS Jokes 19

Patient: Doc, tama kayo. After two months nakapaglalakad na ko.
Doc: Sabi ko sayo two months makakalakad ka na.
Patient: Tama, doc, binenta ko yung kotse ko pambayad sa inyo.

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CLIENT: Atty, ang plastic surgery ko ay palpak. Pag malamig, mukha ko ay kulubot, pag mainit naman, ito ay lupaypay.
ATTORNEY: Habla natin ang doctor nagumawa! Di dapat sa betlog mo kinuha ang inilagay nya na balat sa mukha mo!

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An Appeal from a flood victim:
Nabaha po kame! Nais ko lang po ipabatid na tumatanggap kame ng tul0ng kahit kunting relief g0ods tulad ng ref, tv, s0fa, microwave at dvd player.. Padagdagan din ng din0rado or jasmine rice, wala na rin po kaming tubig, pwede na po yung wilkins o dr. Edwards.. At kung pwede po ay kunting damit na rin, tulad ng lac0ste, guess,gi0rdan0 pwede na din kahit bench lang.. Malaking tul0ng po yun… Salamat po!…

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Woman at 18 is lyk a football where 22 men run after her..
at 28,she is lyk a basketball,where 10 men run after her..
at 38,she is lyk a golf ball where 1man is after her..
and at 48 she’s lyk a tennis ball,where 2 men are pushing her to the other..

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Q: Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy and Penthouse?
A: Because it improves hand-eye coordination!:)

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