SMS Jokes 20

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Sen. Mar Roxas has officially filed his certificate of candidacy for vice president. Korina Sanchez is now an official candidate for Second Lady of the land!

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Gibo & Edu-lover boys
Noy/Mar-Mama’s boys
Gordon/Bayani-li’l boys
Villar/Loren-Tondo boy & Caca girl
Erap/Binay-kanto boys &
Jamby…I’m a Boy!

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MISIS: Honey, wala ka bang napapansin sa akin?
MISTER: Ano yun?
MISIS: Salatin mo, wala na akong panty. Hi..Hi..Hi..
MISTER: Hayan.. Hayan ang ginawa mo.. Tapos, angal ka nang angal pag kinabagan.

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GIRL: Goodnite kiss naman (sabay pikit)
Boy hinalikan si girl sa pusod.
GIRL: Bakit naman kiss sa pusod?
BOY: Tiningnan ko lang kung ano una mong ibubuka, kung ang mga mata mo o mga legs mo!

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BOY: necking tayo, hon.
GIRL: ayoko. sige, ibalik mo na yang neck mo sa pantalon mo.

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“Dear Mr. Grim Reaper,

So far this year you have taken away my favorite singer, Michael Jackson, favorite actor Patrick Swayze, &  favorite actress FarrahFawcett.

Just so you know…

My favorite politician is Ate Gloria!

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The only trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that
you never get a chance to prove it!

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A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him.
The husband said, “Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard… it almost hurts!”

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