SMS Jokes 25

DIONISIA: Manny, sabi nila sa labas, pangit daw ako.
MANNY: Ma, alam mo ang kagandahan ay nasa loob. Kaya huwag ka ng lumabas!

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A woman complained of a purple discharge from her vagina. She thought it might have something to do with the IUD that her doc had given her.

“I followed all the instructions to the letter,” she told her doc, “and used it with the jelly.” When asked what kind of jelly she used, she said, “grape”.

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Love is just a gamble
Kung minsan may naghahabol
Kung minsan walang pumapatol
Kung minsan may humahagulhol
Dahil pinasok ng ulol
Ang kanyang hole!

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