SMS Jokes 29

Question: Bakit galit na galit si Krista Ranillo sa Simbahan?
Answer: Kasi laging sinasabi “LOVE OF MANNY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL”.

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MAM: Inday, c Mam mo ‘to! Nabangga ang kotse ko! I need cash!
INDAY: Aru! Aru!
MAM: Gaga! C Mam mo talaga ito. Teka bakit ka aru ng aru dyan?
INDAY: Kasi c Ser kinakagat ang dede ko! Aru!!

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WIFE: How have you managed to get home so early today?
Husband: My boss lost his temper with me and shouted ”GO TO HELL!”

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