Usually, how do you take care of yourself? Of course you take care of your outer body by taking a bath, brushing your teeth, washing your hair regularly to name a few. But how do you clean yourself inside?
In this modern world, perhaps we are not aware that on daily basis we are all exposed to thousand of toxins and chemicals through air that we breathe, food that we eat and water that we drink. Well, just like a car that needs an oil change occasionally, our body and organs needs cleansing too. Check out the need of each one of us information about colon cleanse.
Archive for 18 December, 2009
Colon Cleanse
Stress-Free Transfer
Have a stress-free relocation process if you are moving your household cross-country. For sure, the transfer process can be quite frustrating from start to finish especially if you are moving for the first time. Well, trust cross country moving companies like moveeast.com to help and do the work for you. It will really be a wise move if one chooses the right moving company to get relieved from stress factor.
Ponkan Na Ponkan
After 48 years (exags! aktwali 1 week lang po), sa wakas ay natapos din ang renovation ng kwarto ko. O di vah, ponkan na ponkan ang kulay ng bedroom ko! Nasa Mindanao man ako, eh parang hindi na rin ako nalalayo sa paboritong lugar ng karamihan na malilibog sa Maynila, ang Sogo Motel. Haha!
Ops, mamatay na ang sinungaling pero hindi pa ako nakakapasok ng Sogo motel. Natawa lang ako sa sinabi ng mason na nagkumpuni ng kwarto ko…kakulay nga daw ng Sogo motel ang kwarto ko! Hello sa mga nakapasok na ng Sogo motel…may katotohanan ba?
Nasabi ko nga kay KUPS kahapon na kakulay ng isang motel ang bedroom ko. Hmmmn….parang trip tuloy ni KUPS na palagyan ng malaking salamin ang ceiling ko. Lol!
Ako lang ang nagtiyagang nagpintura ng buong room. Nagtitipid kasi ako sa labor cost.
Andun yung nag-iinit pa ulo ko dahil sa mali-mali kong paraan ng pagpintura. Pati si Kups napag-susungitan ko tuloy.
Nways, maya-maya lang ay ready for occupancy na ang bedroom ko. Pwede na rin binyagan! Yey!
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Quote of the day:
In heaven all the interesting people are missing. – Friedrich Nietzsche
SMS Jokes 24
Teacher: Give me the opposite of this sentence….
“CHILDREN IN THE DARK MAKES MISTAKES.”
Juan: Mistakes in the dark can make children!
SMS Jokes courtesy of Kups Spuk
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Everytime u miss me, just put ur right hand in front oyour heart……close ur eyes….and feel the beat…. …Ready?
BAYANG MAGILIW…..handa awit!
SMS Jokes courtesy of Kups Spuk
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WIFE: If I dismiss the cook & make the meals myself for a month, how much will you pay me?
HUSBAND: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll claim my insurance by then!
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MISTER: Darling, para maka-ipon tayo, pag mag ma-make love tayo, maghuhulog ako sa alkansya ng 100 piso.
(Pagkatapos ng isang buwan)
MISTER: Aba, swithart, bakit 10,000 piso na ung nasa alkansya?
MISIS: Eh hindi naman lahat ng lalaki kuripot na katulad mo.
Uwi Ka Na!
Hindi ko alam kung epekto ‘to dahil sa palapit na ang Pasko. Hindi ko rin makuha ang konek pero gusto ko umuwi ka na dito dahil gusto ko makipag HUG-hagan sa yo at makipag-laplapan sa ‘yo na parang wala ng bukas.
Syet! Ang libog ko.
SMS Jokes 23
Man1: mahilig ka ba sa mga babae na malalaki bubs?
Man2: hinde.
Man1: e yung mga babaeng mataba at malaki ang pwet?
Man2: lalong hindi.
Man1: baka naman mahilig ka sa mga panget na babae?
Man2: hindi ah.
Man1: e baket mo gi-ni-jerjer yung asawa ko?
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Hirap nito! Daming text messages!
Napapagod na ako sa kababasa. Puede ba sa susunod magpadala naman kayo ng
Load
Bigas
Ulam
Pera
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Isang GRO umuwi sa bahay at may naghihintay na 5 lalaki.
GRO: Uhmm… pagod ako, buong gabi akong nagtrabaho… kaya ang isa sa inyo dapat umuwi muna.
How a Real Man uses a Post-It-Note:
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Quote of the day:
“He who laughs last thinks slowest.”
Category: HUMOR |
Tags: funny pics
SMS Jokes 22
GIRL1: Nakipaghiwalay na ko sa boyfriend ko.
GIRL2: Bakit ka naki pag-break?
GIRL1: Gago talaga yon. Maganda at sexy daw ako sabay patay nung ilaw.
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Woman at 18 is lyk a football where 22 men run after her..
at 28,she is lyk a basketball,where 10 men run after her..
at 38,she is lyk a golf ball where 1man is after her..
and at 48 she’s lyk a tennis ball,where 2 men are pushing her to the other..
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A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss?”
“Don’t Miss me, mister.”
“Well, then, you better make it thirteen.”
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Food Fete
Whenever I hear the word Christmas, one scenario that immediately comes to my mind is that there will be super-rich foods, irresistible delicacies and limitless drinks in friends and family reunions. There will be round of parties for sure. Well, to those weight and body conscious, need for appetite suppressant? Because Christmas, it is the time of the year where most people usually gain weight.
It Is Inevitable
It is common knowledge that wrinkles will develop as we age. I myself have fine lines or some wrinkles already although my daughter says that it is not that obvious yet. Lol!
While there are many effective wrinkle cream available now in the market, keep in mind that everyone’s skin is different, so be careful in choosing which products work best for you and which produce an anti effect.
