Happy Twenty Ten

“Another fresh new year is here . . .
Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt, and fear,
To love and laugh and give!

This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest . . .
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!

I have the opportunity
Once more to right some wrongs,
To pray for peace, to plant a tree,
And sing more joyful songs!”

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SMS Jokes 32

JUDGE: Bakit idi-divorce mo ang iyng asawa for cruelty?
MAN: Dahil itinago nya ang aking pustiso Your Honor.
JUDGE: Cruelty ba un?
MAN: E tapos po pinakain nya kong chicharon Your Honor!

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PRE-MENSTRUAL SYNDROME:
Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time. đŸ˜‰

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Mga Resolutions:
1. Hindi na ako mangangako. PROMISE!
2. Hindi na ako mag-iingles. NEVER AGAIN!
3. Di na ako magsusugal. PUSTAHAN PA TAYO.
4. At hindi na ako magsasalita ng tapos. PERIOD!

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May isang bata na nahulog sa tulay at humingi ng saklolo. May isang Tsino na tumalon at inigligtas ang bata…..
Mga Tao: “Wow! Galing!” Umakyat ang Tsino tila umiiyak.
Mga Tao: “Oh, ‘bat ka umiiyak?”
Tsino: Huhuhu… Sino tulak akin???!

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