SMS Jokes 33

A boy and his gf are watching a movie in a theatre. A mosquito enters the girl’s skirt, can u guess where it bites?
Guess mo na?
You are right……………..at d boy’s hand!

SMS courtesy of Kups

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What does it mean when a woman is in your bed gasping for breath andsaying your name out loud?

Answer: You didnt hold the pillow long and hard enuf.

SMS courtesy of Kups

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Guro: Ano dapat gawin pag may lindol?
Boy: Buksan po ang ilaw.
Guro: Bakit? Boy: Kasi po sa bahay namin madalas lumindol tuwing gabi….pero pag binuksan ko po ang ilaw biglng tumitigil!

SMS courtesy of Kups

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