SMS Jokes 33

A boy and his gf are watching a movie in a theatre. A mosquito enters the girl’s skirt, can u guess where it bites?
Guess mo na?
You are right……………..at d boy’s hand!

SMS courtesy of Kups

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What does it mean when a woman is in your bed gasping for breath andsaying your name out loud?

Answer: You didnt hold the pillow long and hard enuf.

SMS courtesy of Kups

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Guro: Ano dapat gawin pag may lindol?
Boy: Buksan po ang ilaw.
Guro: Bakit? Boy: Kasi po sa bahay namin madalas lumindol tuwing gabi….pero pag binuksan ko po ang ilaw biglng tumitigil!

SMS courtesy of Kups

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‘sa buhay hindi mahaLaga kung anong meron ka at kung anong narating mo..
ang mahaLaga may DIYÖS kang kasama at may jowa kang masarap… manromansa! Yeeah!!!

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“Pagbasag ba wika mo ang balut ay mas mura?” tanong ni Tasyo.
“Opo,” sagot ng magba-balut.
“O sige, ipagbasag mo nga ako ng tatlo!”

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“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?” she asks while looking lovingly into her husband eyes.

“I don’t know, but I promise I’ll never do it again!”

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Tourists really enjoy their Thai experience, from d food, shopping, sights, night life, esp d men. But a note of caution, from one:

He had terrific sex withThai and napped. He wakes up with girl stroking and gazing at his organ. Of course they were at it again till finally he asks why his penis gets so much attention. She replies,

“I dont know really, but maybe I just miss the one was born with.”

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THE REST OF THE ABOVE SMS JOKES courtesy of MIKE

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