Ikaw Ay Pilipino Kapag…

BABALA: Mahaba ang listahan na itetch, mga ateng at koyang. Kaya umihi na muna ang mga gustong umihi, umebs na ang gustong umebs.  Kumuha na rin ng kornik na mangangata nang sa ganun ay wala ng tayuan kung magutom man kayo sa sobrang haba ng binabasa nyo. Sana maaliw kayo!

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Ikaw ay Pilipino kapag….

1. You point with your lips

2. You eat with your hand and have it down as a technique

3. Your other piece of luggage is a “Balikbayan Box”

4. You nod your head upwards to greet someone

5. You put your foot up on your chair and rest your elbows  on your knees while you eat

6. You use a rock to scrub yourself in the shower

7. You kiss relatives on the cheek when you enter the room

8. You’re standing next to eight big boxes at the airport

9. You collect items from hotels or restaurants as ”souvenirs”

10. Your house has a distinctive aroma

11. You smile for no reason

12. You flirt by having a foolish grin on your face while raising your eyebrows repeatedly

13. You go to department stores and try bargain with the price

14. You scratch your head when you don’t know the answer

15. You never eat the last morsel of food on the table

16. You go bowling

17. You play pusoy or mahjong

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SMS Jokes 40

Humarap sa salamin ang isang bungi….tinitigan ang sarili den he sed: left view…Tom Clus; right view..Blad Pitt; front view….insert coin! Mwiset!

SMS Joke courtesy of Kups

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Feed the hungry.
Forgive the sinner.
Visit the imprisoned.
Pray for a loved one.
But never clothe the naked till you’re done.

SMS  Joke courtesy of  Grashiela

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Ilang sandali po lamang at tayo ay lalapag na sa bundok na walang paliparan. In this case of emergency, please don’t panic! Ladies and Gentlemen, parachutes will be provided at the crash site and breakfast will be served to all survivors! Maraming salamat po! Sa Ngalan ng Phil. Air Lines, ng Ama, Ng Anak, at Na Espirito Santo… AMEN!!!

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