SMS Jokes 41

Pedro: Alam mo Perla……
Perla: Ano yun?
Pedro: Your eyes are really attractive.
Perla: Talaga?
Pedro: Oo….they attract each other!

SMS Joke courtesy of Kups

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GURO: Jun, bakit mo laging nilalawayan ang ulo mo tuwing may klase tayo?

JUN: Narinig ko kc sinabi ni inay kay itay na basain ng laway ang ulo pg ayaw pumasok.

SMS Joke courtesy of Grashiela

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GIB0 : Madam president ang baba ko sa Pulse Asia at SWS survey. Ano gawin ko pag natalo eh kahiyaan ito?
GMA : Wag kang magaalala madali yan, may paraan.
GIBO : Paano?
GMA : Palitan mo ang pangalan mo ng BIGO.

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