SMS Jokes 43

Do u know INNER ROW? What is INNER ROW? Inner row is dat which comes before Pibrerow, Marsow, Abril and Mayow….

SMS Joke courtesy of Kups

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A linguistics professor lecturing his class: “In English a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, however, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But there is no language where a double positive can form a negative. A student at the back called out: “Yeah, right.”

SMS Joke courtesy of Kups

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if you want to remove your wrinkles, pimples, face marks & the 7 signs of skin aging try..

ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!‹

SMS Joke courtesy of Grashiela

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10 Signs Na Broken-Hearted Ka

**Forwarded…galing Gmail ko…

Lets see kung ganito kayo kapag broken hearted:

1.) Hunger strike- Kahit na gutom hindi pa rin kumakain. Minsan hindi makaramdam ng gutom..malalaman mo na lang na kailangan mo nang kumain kapag ramdam mo na nahihilo ka na.

2.) Lamoness- Ito yung tipo na gusto mo na lang kumain, lahat..basta masarap pero pag kumakain ka naman e lumilipad sa kawalan ang isipan at parang wala kang nalalasahan.

3.) Kama-derie- Palaging nasa kama. Pero hindi naman natutulog. Mas feel mo na patay ang ilaw..nag i-imagine ng mga good memories ninyo then kung ano yung bagay na kapalpakan na iniisip mong sana hindi na lang nangyari then saka ka mag-iisip na sana totoong may time machine.

4.) Kama-tose– Palaging nasa kama rin. Pero para matulog lang. Tulog lang ang sagot sa problema. Magigising ka na lang para kumain ng konti, jumingel, o magbasa ng text message at nagbabaka sakali na may mare-receive kang txt messages na “I miss u d ko pala kayang mawala ka, tayo na ulet” or “Ikaw pla tlaga ang lab ko, at hindi sya”.

5.) Mall freak– Feel mo na i-treat na lang ang sarili. Bibili ka ng kahit na kung anong gusto mong bilhin (kapag may pera). Sa pag uwi saka mo lang mapapansin na mga walang kwentang bagay pala ang pinamili mo.

6.) D’ Barkad’s- Mag-aaya ka ng mga kaibigan mo na mag-mall kayo o mamasyal, kadalasan yung mga kaibigan na alam mong kilala at alam ang kwento ninyo. Umaasa ka rin sa mga comments na tulad ng mga ganito “Feel ko mahal ka parin nun, Siya ang may mali pare, Ipakikilala kita sa ibang kilala ko na mas maganda pa ron, Magkakabalikan rin kayo” at iba pang comments na alam mong makakapag paginhawa sa iyo.

7.) Beermate– Common na ito. Kadalasang unang ginagawa sa unang araw na nabasted/nakipag break ang dyowa/may ibang lalaki ang dyowa/dating lalaki pala ang dyowa.

May 2 uri nito.

1.)Mas gusto ng may kasama para may paglalabasan ng sama ng loob.

2.)Mas prefer na walang kasama. Mas gustong nag-iisa. Kapag lasing sila yung kadalasang nagpapakilalang anak ng mayor, congressman o general.

8.) Suicidal– Common na rin. Minsan panakot lang. Kadalasang may titulo na “Mahal na mahal kita” “Hindi ko kayang mawala ka” ang mga suicide notes. Pang jologs na style e yung text message sa mahal mo na magpapakamatay ka then saka mag we wait ng mga ilang oras para sa reply nya na “Wag mong ituloy yan, mag-usap tyo, mahal pa rin kita”.

9.) Internet wit– Ito yung mga tipo ng sa internet naglalabas ng sama ng loob. Tambay ng chatrooms at nagbabaka sakaling may makikitang kapalit nya at mawawala yung pagka broken hearted in an instant. Meron ding sumasali ng mga internet forums para lang mambwiset.

10.) Haterz/Bitter Ocampo– Ito yung kadalasang kinauuwian ng mga mabababaw. Ito yung tipo na sisisihin ang lahat ng ka gender ng nanakit sa iyo. Nagiging favorite motto ang: “Pare pareho lang yang mga lalaki/babae..mga manloloko”.

 

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Home Schooling

It is parentís main responsibility to consider all of the options when making a decision as how best to educate their child.

For parents of children with disability, if caring for your disabled kid and transporting them to a school is too stressful, then home schooling them may be one option for you to think.

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Holiday Season After Effect

Christmas and New Year celebration is not only notorious for major traffic on streets, long lines in shopping malls and gift giving but famous also in endless friend, family reunions and round of parties. Usually Christmas means there will be super-rich foods, irresistible delicacies and limitless drinks. Well, it is the time of the year where most people gain weight thus some would really seek phenphedrine after the holiday season.

On Diet Supplements

It pays to read the label first if finally you are in decision to take dietary supplements.

Although diet supplements are used to assist people who are on special eating plan that are designed to make weight loss easier, one must be wise and responsible enough to know the dietary facts of the product before buying. Read whatever available information, or better search the web for more comprehensive diet supplements review.