SMS Jokes 43

Do u know INNER ROW? What is INNER ROW? Inner row is dat which comes before Pibrerow, Marsow, Abril and Mayow….

SMS Joke courtesy of Kups

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A linguistics professor lecturing his class: “In English a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, however, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But there is no language where a double positive can form a negative. A student at the back called out: “Yeah, right.”

SMS Joke courtesy of Kups

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if you want to remove your wrinkles, pimples, face marks & the 7 signs of skin aging try..

ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!

SMS Joke courtesy of Grashiela

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Kiangan Patient: Nurse, pls. bring me a hot water bag. My toes are as cold as ice.

Nurse:(insulted) Ur asking the wrong nurse. I happen to be the head nurse.
Kiangan patient: ok, paki-utusan na lang dito y0ng foot nurse..suplada ka, alam ko ba na para sa ulo ka pala?

SMS Joke courtesy of Grashiela

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Motels’ notices 4 feb 13,14 n 15: Pls. take a number n proceed 2 d waiting lobby. BOTTOMLESS COFFEE wil b served FREE..wid MASKS n SUNGLASSES..while U wait!

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pag niloko at sinaktan ka ng mahal mo..
eto ang sasabihin mu..
“never say die, tomorrow is another guy.”

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News Flash ! ! Pres. Arroyo is sending a Phil. Contingent to Haiti. Compose of Andang Ampatuan Sr. Jr. And company w/ complete backhoe’s. To do what theydo best. Mass burial. harness their specialty to da Max.! Sikat d ba? iba ang administration ng GMA lakas kampi. mabuhay!

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At a Sunday Bible class for children, the teacher asked if anyone could tell her what was the 10th commandment.

A little girl raised her hand, stood up and quoted, “Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor’s wife.”

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A Polish girl went to her gynecologist for a checkup. During the examination, the doc was shocked at the neglected state of her pussy that he asks, “When was the last time u had a check-up?”

“Well, to be honest with you,” she blushes, “I’ve never had a Czech up there, but I have had several Hungarians!!”

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What Men Say And Their Actual Meanings..
1. I’m hungry. = I’m hungry.
2. I’m sleepy. = I’m sleepy.
3. I’m tired. = I’m tired.
4. Nice dress. = Nice cleavage!
5. I love u = let’s have sex.
6. I am bored. = do u want to have sex?
7. Do u want to go to the movies? = I’d like to have sex with u..

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Two young priests discussing prospect of celibacy…
PRIEST1: Do u think Rome will allow us to get married?
PRIEST2: Not in our generation, maybe our chidren’s.

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What is lips to lips with a finger in the hole?
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Whatever you are thinking,
you are just sipping a cup of coffee!!

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The rest of the above SMS Jokes courtesy of MIKE

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