SMS Jokes 44

A boss confused about his Math asked his secretary:
Boss: If i give u $3 million less 17%, how much wud u take off?
Secretary: Everything, sir! Dress, panty and bra.

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Always remember: when she cancels a date, it’s because she “has to.” But when he cancels a date, it’s because he “has two.

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What is ill vain? Do u know ill vain? Ill vain is that which comes after teyn but always before tweylb, terteyn n most of ol forteyn.

The above SMS Joke courtesy of Kups

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Sa araw ng kasal mo, ano ang gagampanin ko?

a. asawa
b. bestman
c. bride’s maid
d. maid of honor
e. ring bearer
f. ninang/ninong
h. pari
i. guest
j. yung taong sisigaw ng “tigil ang kasal”

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