Sadistang Masahista

Biyernes ng gabi: Nag text pamangkin ko, nagtatanong kung gusto ko magpa-masahe dun sa kakilala nya. Garantisado daw na sulit ang ibabayad ko na 120 petot.

“P120? Dati sabi mo P75 lang!” Pabarat kong text back. Sumagot si pamangkin: P120 kasi home service naman daw, whole body at magbabayad pa sa pamasahe sa jip papunta dito sa bahay.

Hindi pa rin humuhupa pagiging barat ko. Reply ako:“Pag dun bahay ba nya ako magpamasahe, P75 lang? At Pag half-body lang ba, 75 lang?”.

Napa-hehehe na lang sa akin pamangkin ko pero kinukumbinsi talaga ako na subukan ko kasi magaling nga daw.

Ayoko nga sana kasi balak ko talaga na dun sa suking SPA clinic ako pupunta at magpapa-ventosa therapy na rin ako. Kaso naisip ko…P120 versus P350 (plus tip pa). Hmmn…sige na nga, dun na ako sa P120! Nanaig din pagiging kuripot ko.

Puke ng ina! Magaling nga ang masahista! Magaling manakit!

Nalamog lang naman katawan ko sa sakit ng paghihilot nya at masahe. Josko! Aminin ko, mataas ang pain tolerance ko. Ilang beses na rin ako nagpa-massage at bihira akong maringgan ng reklamo ng mga attendant.

Pero ibang klase ‘tong nairekomenda sa akin ng pamangkin ko. Sa loob ng mga 45 minutes, para akong arina na ginagawang monay! Nilamas-lamas! Nilamukos buong katawan ko! Parang tinupi-tupi ang mga masels ko! At parang binaklas-baklas at nire-arrange ang pwesto ng mga kalamnan ko. Nalamog pati pwet ko sa sobrang lamas nung ale! Waaa! Tangina talaga!

Napapa-aaahhh ako sa sobrang sakit talaga lalo na sa nung minamasahe nya binti at hita ko. Ilang beses ko sinabihan na dahan-dahan kaso napapangiti lang ang impakta! Parang nasisiyahan pa yata sya na napapangiwi ako. Amp! Sadista!

Sabado, buong araw: Sa sobrang sakit ng buong katawan ko, nakahiga lang ako sa kama most of the time. Talo ko pa ang kagagaling lang ginahasa ng paulit-ulit ng dalawang pugante! (awww, 3some!) Lol! Bugbog na bugbog ako!

I know this is too much info, pero I always have my period every first week of the month. Pero sa sobrang hilot yata sa may bandang balakang ko sa likod…syet, nagkaroon ako ngayon dalaw ng wala sa oras! Napaaga!!!

Linggo: Impernes naman dun sa ale, naalis naman nya yung mga lamig-lamig ng katawan ko. Pero, mamatay na lahat ng pusa dito sa bahay, HINDING-HINDI na ako uulit na magpa home-service sa kanya! Nakakadala!

Sa ngayon, medyo magaan na ang pakiramdam ko, salamat sa Advil.

Nagamot nga siguro agad ang pananakit ng buong katawan ko pero palagay ko ay matagal-tagal pang magagamot ang pagiging BARAT at KURIPOT ko. Hays…nasa buto ko na yata eh. 🙁

Handbook 2010

… chain mail and I like this.

  • Health:

1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants..
4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
5. Make time to pray.
6. Play more games
7. Read more books than you did in 2009.
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.

  • Personality

11. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don’t over do. Keep your limits.
14. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
18. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with His/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree…

  • Society:

25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything..
28. Spend time w/ people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

  • Life:

32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. GOD heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change..
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come..
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.