SMS Jokes 45

After talking on d fone for abt half an hour, a teenage girl suddenly hang up.
Father: “Wow! That was short. U usually talk for 2 hours. What happened?”
Girl: “Wrong number.”

SMS Joke courtesy of Kups

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A director testing Sly Stallone n Arnie Schwarzenegger for a film aboutt classical composers:
Director: “Who do u fancy playing, Sly?”
Sly: “I want to be Mozart.” Director: “How bout u Arnie?”
Arnie: “I’ll be Bach.”

SMS Joke courtesy of Kups

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Aanhin mo pa ang pagiging artista…
Kung ang kasama mo sa kissing scene ay si Aling Dionisia?

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Election sa Pinas Noon at Ngayon:
Noon: Ang sigaw ng mga tao, “Pumili tayo ng karapat dapat sa bayan!”
Ngayon: Ganito sigaw ng mga tao, “Election na naman, pipili na naman tayo ng mga bagong magnanakaw!” ;-(

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Erap’s Family Planning policy if elected President…
“Don’t have more than two
children in one year.”

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