SMS Jokes 48

Fill in the blanks:
1.BOO_S?
2. _ _NDOM?
3.F_ _ K?
4.P_ N_S?
5.PU_S_?

Answers:
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

May ý have a cleaner mind. Bastos!

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JUAN: Father, nagnakaw po ako ng Nike at Rockford shoes…
PARI: Ssshh…
May size 8 ba?

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Mga Signs Ur Pandesal & Other Bakery Products Have Shrunk:

1. Ur usual 15 minute breakfast is reduced to 5 minutes.
2. Brazo Mercedes is renamed ‘Daliri ni Mercedes.’
3. Ur small daugter boasts of a new learned stunt from her yaya: “ang paglunok ng 3 pirasong tinapay nang sabay-sabay.”
4. When U go to the bakery and say, “pabili nga po ng pandesal,” & the baker would reply, “Ilang tabletas?”

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Eye Protection

sunglasses Since I am not blessed with perfect vision, my eye doctor advised me not to forget to wear sunglasses or simply always get something that will protect my eyes from sunlight whenever I go out.

In this day and age, because of the huge choices of sunglasses styles, prices and features, sometimes the selection on which pair is the best for us is becoming the hardest part in buying the stuff.

Well, I have learned that there are three big things that we should look in a pair of sunglasses? First, the good eye protection, it must provide us protection from ultraviolet (UV) radiation. Second the comfort,. Third, the style. We must bear in mind that sunglasses do not have to be expensive to be effective.

Sabado Na Naman

Sabado na naman. Hindi pa ako nakakabangon ng bed pansin ko na ang komosyon ng dalawa kong bagets na labas-masok sa kwarto. Mukang magsisilayasan! Abah, may pasok ba?? Weekend a!

Si Kevin, whole day praktis daw ng Frisbee. Si Keziah naman, maghapon daw sya sa bahay ng classmate nya at may aasikasuhing school project daw.

Si ako, eto, home alone na naman! Hays…

Hokey! Isip-isip ko, kung ganun pwede akong kumuyakoy ng buong araw dito sa bahay, ¬†sa kwarto ko. Teka, paano ko ba uumpisahan ng papetiks ang araw na ‘to. Siempre, lalafang!

Wiz ko na trip magluto tutal mag-isa lang naman ako.

Ginalugad saglit ang ref.

Dyaraan!

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Salpak lang saglit sa microwave at eto na ang power breakfast ko for today:

  • 1. Tira-tirang litson na manok.
  • 2. Nilagang okra.
  • 3. Isang piraso na kamatis na pinigaan ng isang pirasong kalamansi.
  • 4. Tatlong slices ng yupi-yuping raisin bread.
  • 5. Isang baso ng criminal water – unleaded.

Habang nagbi-breakfast in bed, naka-tiempo na rin ako magbasa ng mga back issues ng magazines nagkaka-molds na ang pages dahil sa hindi maasikaso (as if naman lagi akong bz. Lol!).

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Multi-tasking ang lola nyo, habang nagbabasa ng magazines, pasilip-silip din sa internet at nag go-gugel. Kaya nyo yun?

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Ilang sandali pa, dumidighay na ako.

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Wag na kayo magtaka pa kung bakit balingkinitan ang katawan ng mga pusa namin dito sa bahay. Gutom inaabot nila sa amin dahil wala masyadong natitira sa mga kinakain namin. Haha!

Happy weekend everyone!

Double Vision Specs

So many books, so little time to read. Gosh! The Amazon books are screaming with good deals† lately!

Well, unless I have a new pair of specs then perhaps I will really get myself back to reading pleasure again.

Yes, I badly need new reading eyeglasses. My astigmatism is just getting worse and in fact I just had my vision checked and this time, the doctor insisted that I wear double vision eyeglasses.

Family Euro Trip

If you are planning a family trip to Europe and decided to introduce to your teenage children the richest art and historical treasures of the world, be reminded that the most crowded and the hottest time in Europe is July and August. Price-wise, this is high season, thus expensive.

However, if this is the only time you can travel, donít just spend your whole trip in big cities, which may be uncomfortably hot but spend some of your vacation in the countryside also. Although you can travel around Europe by train, but if you want to explore the countryside and the villages, you need to rent a car or perhaps why not rent a motorhome for a change?

In Owning A Car

In owning a car, one of the most important insurance policies that you need is car insurance and it is not a joking matter.

Car insurance policy is mandatory for you to have while driving. Why is it necessary? Well, having car insurance can give you a feeling of safeness while out on the road.

You can avail car insurance that offers great coverage for very affordable monthly premiums. What you just need to do is a bit of research on different insurance quotes so that you can find the best deal.