Archive for 11 January, 2010

MARU | 11 January, 2010
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Monokromatik

I HAVE A NEW LIP GLOSS. I bought it yesterday. I don’t know why all of a sudden I wanted to have this kikay stuff with me eh wala naman ako pupuntahan. (Opps! I am currently into job-hunting nga pala.) Well, I mean most of the time kasi I hole up myself sa bahay lang naman.

Hmmmn… I stared at the tube with scrutiny. Somehow naaliw ako sa basic gloss components nung nabili ko where op kors they add shine to the lips.

I look at life through ash-colored lense this past days so i choose the one with rose pink tint with fruity flavor hoping it will taint or influence the way I see everything in my life now which is going monochromatic and bland.

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MARU | 10 January, 2010
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SMS Jokes 38

TODAY’s QUOTE:
Kung ikaw ay isang ice cream..
huwag mong hayaang matunaw ka ng hindi ka man lang nadilaan.

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Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much, Dad, just a radio with a Ferrari around it. ü

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PEDRO: Niloko ko yon tindera kanina. . . .hahahaha!
JUAN: paano mo naman niloko yon tindera?
PEDRO: nagpaload ako eh! wala naman akong cellphone!!!!

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PEDRO: Ang tapang talaga ni kumpare. Biro mo, tumalon sa eroplano na walang parachute.
LEO: Oh totoo? San mo naman nabalitaan yan?
PEDRO: dun sa burol niya!

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Category: HUMOR, January 2010, SMS Jokes 2010 | Tags: , , , ,
MARU | 8 January, 2010
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Bumigay Na

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Bumigay na rin ang buhay ng pang nth mouse na gamit ko kanina lang. Hindi ko na yata mabilang kung ilang piraso na ng mouse ang dumaan sa buong buhay-internet ko.

Sinubukan kong sagipin ang mouse ko…binuksan at medyo binulatlat ang loob…pero alaws talaga. Hindi ko makumpuni. Kunsabagay, tsipipay lang naman ‘tong binibili ko. Anong mouse kaya bagay sa akin? Yung tipong aabutin naman sana ng isang taon.

Labs ko pa naman ‘tong gamit ko ngayon kasi maliit lang at swak na swak sa pouch ng netbook ko.

Oist! Anong brand ba ng mouse ang OKS na OKS, mga kabagang? Suggest naman.

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MARU | 8 January, 2010
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Usap 003

Ako at ang bespren kong si Marites sa Facebook chat kanina:

5:10pm Marites:
musta n

5:12pm Maru:
 ne!
still there?
sensya na…naligo ako

5:12pm Marites:
 yapi

5:12pm Maru:
 so hows ur day?

5:12pm Marites:
 k lng. took a nap..kz may laban mya

5:13pm Maru:
 nyahahaha!
manyak!

5:13pm Marites:
 sked yan every fri..humihina na nga tuhod ng darling q.

5:14pm Maru:
 whahahaha!
friday night ha!
kaw naman kasi…masyado mo yata sinasaid

5:16pm Marites:
 habang malakas pa me noh

5:18pm Marites:
 sbi nga ng hubby q..age 20′s daw ang performance q..o.ano say moH..

5:19pm Maru:
 hmp! hindi ako naniniwala!

5:19pm Marites:
 bahala ka

5:20pm Maru:
 har har har! nang iinggit ka lang! bleh!
pag umuwi ang jowa ko…hihigitan kita! tandaan mo yan! kever kung mag sex kami sa public!

5:21pm Marites:
 inggitin of kors


Nang biglang pfffft! Pareho kaming nawala sa chat! At eto ang bumulaga...


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Syet! Badtrip! Bitin chikahan namin ni bespren! Pero bakit ganun? Kelangan ba i-sched ang chukchakan ng mag-asawa? Hindi ba dapat spontaneous? Parang di yata ako pabor sa ganun na kelangan may sched. Hinding-hindi! Sasampa ako ng kahit anong araw o oras kung gusto ko sumampa sa jowa ko! Taroosh!

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MARU | 7 January, 2010
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What Type of Wife Will I Be?

I took this quiz from Facebook.

What Type of Wife are you or will you be?

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“You are your husband’s dream wife. Supportive, humble, and loving all in one. You understand how to stroke your man’s ego like no one else because you understand how powerful your influence is. It is clear to you that you can tear him down or build him up and you chose to build him even if it means you do not always get what you want because you know in the long run, he will do all that he can to please you. You have a healthy concept of relationships as a whole and you will continue to be successful in love and friendships.”

Ang taray ng result! Parang kapeng 3-in-1!  Masuporta, mapagkumbaba at mapagmahal daw aketch!  Totoo naman kaya itu?  Hmmmn…tsaka bakit parang may tunog pagka-martir ako dito na palaban! Ang gulo! Ay ambot uy!

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Category: Everyday Life | Tags: ,
MARU | 7 January, 2010
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Esep-Esep 1

  • Tapos na ang Pasko at bagong taon na. Gusto kong intindihin na kaya nagmahalan ang mga bilihin last month ay dahil na rin sa peak season at mataas na demand ng mga produkto. Pero por jos naman….bakit ang mahal pa rin ng mga bilihin sa palengke hanggang ngayon? Lalo na ang mga karne! Weeeee! Unano na lang talaga ang hindi tumataas. Ang hirap pa naman mag budget ng pera lalo na pag wala naman talagang babadyetin.
  • Parang gusto ko na tuloy tumanggap na lang ng labada sa kapitbahay para lang magkasya ang datung sa totoo lang. Pag nag-aplay kaya ako ng trabaho sa mga panahon na ‘to…may tatanggap pa kaya sa akin? Ang hirap lang dito sa Pinas..pag wala na sa kalendaryo ang edad mo…bomalabs ng makahanap ka ng matinong trabaho.
  • Araw-araw may pumapasok na malaking palaka dito sa balay ko. Minsan iniisip ko…hindi kaya eto ang tunay na Prince Charming ko at hinihintay lang na halikan ko siya para maalis ang pagba-balatkayo niya?  Yikessss!
  • Hanggang ngayon hindi pa rin makapag-angat ng mabigat na bagay ang kanan na kamay ko. Bakit? Eh kasi may pilay ang isang daliri ko, Mantakin mo, sa sampung daliri ko…yung right middle finger ko pa ang nagkapilay! Ang saklap talaga ng kapalaran ko!  Wag kayong malisyoso, mga indot! Palagay ko may naipit na ugat ang middle finger ko sa kalalaro ko ng ZUMA Revenge. Napapahigpit siguro ang kapit ko sa mouse ng hindi ko namamalayan (palusot!).
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MARU | 7 January, 2010
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SMS Jokes 37

TINO: ‘nay, kanino po ako nagmana? maitim ako samantalang maputi kayo.
NANAY: sa tatay mo!
TINO: ho? eh maputi din nmn c tatay ah!
NANAY: pero maitim bird nya!

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Sabi ni Aling Dionisia nang tumunog ang cel ni Manny…
“Manny! May me seeds ka.”

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TAPOS NA ANG  O ‘nine…

NAWA’Y LABASAN KAYO
NG MADAMING TAGUMPAY
AT SWERTE SA PAGPASOK NG..

O ‘ten.

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Category: HUMOR, January 2010, SMS Jokes 2010 | Tags: , , , ,
MARU | 7 January, 2010
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Something Inspirational

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Just Be Happy

“As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.” – Proverbs 23:7

Just be happy. Sounds too simplistic, doesn’t it? But, in actuality, we can have much more happiness if we choose to consider things from a positive perspective.

Everyone experiences the ups and downs of life, however, we can make a decision to dwell on the negative or practice what the old saying says to do: “When life give you lemons, make lemonade!”

It really boils down to your attitude and you have the ability to mold your attitude into any shape you like.

Here are some tips:

  • Ignore those who tell you that life is too difficult to be happy. What do they know?
  • When you awaken each morning, be thankful for another day, even if it’s raining.
  • Smile at those you meet, even if they don’t return the favor.
  • Don’t borrow trouble. Each day has enough of it’s own.
  • Don’t allow trouble to bury you in its gray mire of sorrow.
  • Don’t give in to negative thinking.
  • Be positive even when others are not.
  • Refuse to give up on anything worth having or doing.
  • Do something you enjoy each day, even if it’s just a walk in your neighborhood.
  • Whistle as you go through the day.
  • Work at being happy because it’s worth it.
  • You’re human, like everyone else, and from time to time you need a little pick-me-up in your decision to be happy. When you reach that stage, find someone else who has decided to be happy. Join forces with him or her and march forward in your decision to be a happy person.
  • Simply speaking, a happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.

Choose today to just be happy – as much as it depends on you!

**forwarded from my Gmail

Category: Love, Romance and Relationship, Something Inspirational | Tags: ,
MARU | 6 January, 2010
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Ang Tahong. Bow!

Dahil sa masaya ako ngayon dahil sa pagka-discharge kahapon sa ospital ng man op may layp kong si KUPS …nag-celebrate ako in my own little way bilang pasasalamat.

Paano? Anofengavah! Eh Di lumafang!

Nag-bake ako ng tahong.

Nilinis, hinugasan ang nakababad kong tahong.

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Para sa 1/2 kilo na tahong, Naghanda din ako ng 1/2 tsp na tinadtad na bawang, 1/2 cup na cheese at olive oil.

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MARU | 6 January, 2010
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SMS Jokes 36

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  • Boyfriend to Girlfriend, may LQ: What do you take me for?! Granted?
  • Guard, answering the telephone: Hello?… Ah yes, for a while. Please hang yourself.
  • Starlet in an interview: If the odds are against me, then I will against them.
  • Inday Badiday asks a starlet about her mother’s burial:                          Inday: Kumusta ang libing ng nanay mo?                                                  Starlet: Successful naman po.

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