Archive for 6 January, 2010

Nanaginip Ba Ako?

Kagabi, when all the world is sleeping, I stay up and think of you… and I wish on a star that somewhere you’re thinking of me, too.

Unexpectedly my cellphone bleeped! I almost drop my mobile when I saw your name appeared. Ay fotah! Ikaw nga! Ikaw nga! Galing nga sa ‘yo!

HIM: “Discharge na ko mya2….talk to u soon….”

Napabalikwas ako sa bed, I swear! OMG ako ng OMG sa isip ko! Si Kups lalabas na ng ospital? And I can hear the pounding of my heart and I thought magkaka-atake de corazon ako. Aminin ko, it’s the best feeling in the world na naramdaman ko  pagkatapos ng halos 3 weeks.

ME (texting back): “Oh my god! Oh my god! Yes. Yes! Please take care. Il be waiting. I can hear my heartbeat so loud. D na yata ako mkaka2log! Txt me wen ur home. OMG!”

Titig na titig pa rin ako sa selpon ko. Hindi ako makapaniwala. Baka kasi namamalikmata lang ako.

With eyes wide open, few hours of feeling high - Taena, I just can’t sleep.

HIM: “We’re home na….i nid to rest muna…nanghihina pa ko….ma2log ka….dnt worry abt me.”

Smiled.

… I curled up, praised God.

Sleep.

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TV Position

Almost every household has a television and choosing where to place your television system is as important as selecting the equipment itself. Bear in mind that your television should be easy to view from the most comfortable seats in the living room and do make sure that you choose tv stands that allows you to maintain a good seating posture while viewing.

SMS Jokes 35

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IBARRA: Maria Clara, ang iyong kagandahan at hinhin ay walang katulad.
MARIA CLARA: Ulul!

SMS courtesy of Pryss

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Lalake: Pag tayo na, magkasama na nating haharapin ang mga problema.
Babae: Pero wala naman akong problema..
Lalake: Kasi nga, hindi pa tayo. Wag ka excited!!

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Mr: Hon, buksan mo ang pinto!
Mrs: Sori, hindi pwede. Wala akong suot.
Mr. (tumawa) ok lang. Wala akong kasama.
Mrs: Ako, meron!

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Erap was brought to court for drunken driving. Just before the hearing there was a commotion in the courtroom. The judge pounded the gavel on his bench and shouted, “Order! Order!” Erap replied, “Thank you, your honor! I’ll have a Johnnie Walker Blue!”

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Tatay Ko Po!

Today is January 5.

Birthday ng yumao kung TATAY.

Na-miss ko ang matanda. Yung last 3 years niya dito sa mundo, he spent it with me and my kids. Sinamahan at tumira sa akin si ama sa rason na kesyo na naaawa daw sya sa akin at single mom ako.

Achuchu! Ayaw lang aminin ni ama na ako ang pinaka-LABS nya sa lahat ng mga anak nya. (nyay! sana hindi ‘to mabasa ng mga kapatid ko.)

Si Tatay ko ang naging katuwang ko sa buhay sa loob ng 3 taon mula ng ipinanganak ko ang daughter kong si Keziah. Naging magaan ang buhay ko noong bagong panganak ako dahil  si Tatay ang naging TIGASIN ng buhay ko.

Siya ang tiga-saing ko, tiga-bantay, taga-alaga, at taga-timpla ng gatas ni Keziah. Siya rin ang taga hatid-sundo kay Kevin noong nag umpisa sa school ang bagets ko. Taga-salo ko rin sya sa mga gawaing-bahay na hindi ko matapos-tapos sa sobrang pagod.

Sa mga pagkakamali ko noon sa buhay, I heard him say, “Life is what you maketh”. “Sa pagkakamali mo, huwag ka manisi ng ibang tao!” Pero sa sobrang ikli ng buhay, dagdag pa niya, “Life doesn’t have to swim in tears”! “Tumayo ka at umayos!” “Maganda ka, matalino, maalindog  at cute!” (dagdag ko na lang ‘to). Harapin mo ang buhay!”

Da best talaga si Fadir, kaya naman tuwing sasapit ang January 5…di ko maiwasan ang medyo mag-emote. Nakaka-miss!

Siguro kung nabubuhay lang sya ngayon…nai-imagine ko na ang gara siguro ng cellphone unit nya na bigay ng sister kong si Millette. Siguro madalas syang papasahan ng load ng brother kong si Evan at malamang sagot din ni Ate Ellen ang pang-sabong niya tuwing Sunday.

Eh ako? Siempre malamang sagot ko na ang pagtuturo kay Tatay kung paano maglaro ng Ragnarok at Counter Strike sa computer. Sisiguraduhin ko na ako na bahala mag refer sa kanya ng mga magagandang porn sites sa internet. :P

‘pi bertdey, ‘tay!

Lessening The Pain

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“The best part of being in love with someone is being convinced that that person will be with us forever. Most of us start relationship believing in the promise of love without end. Unfortunately, not all relationships end the way we want them to.

To some, love comes in a fleeting moment and goes just as fast. But getting over the feeling always seems to take a lifetime, because the only person who can heal the pain is usually the very same person who hurt us and made us cry.

Sometimes just as we are about to accept the failure of our relationship, that person comes back to us and unknowingly destroys our defenses. Suddenly, we find ourselves hooked on love again. And it hurts even more because we know that person doesn’t share the same feeling anymore.

Even if there is the urge to forget because it hurts, there would always be that compelling reason to hope for love to come back. It is like waiting for the sun to shine in the middle of a storm.

The love that brings us pain should be the same love that would heal our hearts. When you love so much that it begins to hurt, then you have to learn to let go to lessen your pain.

Love hurts, and sometimes it hurts like there is no tomorrow. But there still is and there will always be one. No matter how battered and stricken we have been, there will always be a tomorrow that will bring hope and love. But that tomorrow will never come unless we leave the past behind and live today as we should.

Let the pain remain for a while and let the tears fall as they please. Then after all that, move on and find your place in this world where you will feel that everything is going to be all right.”

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SMS Jokes 34

May isang lalaki umihi sa pader..
.. nang biglang kumidlat.
Napasigaw si lalaki.. “panginoon ko!
wag mo pong ipa-develop, bukas po magpapatuli na ako PROMISE!”

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AMO: Ikaw ba ung applicant?
GIRL: Opo, sir.
AMO: Eh, bakit ganyan ang suot mo? Naka 2-piece bikini ka? Ano ba inaapplyan mo?
GIRL: Summer Job po…

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Ngayong year of the tiger, sabi ng mga feng shui masters na ang pinakabwenas na lucky charm ay ang baboy. Kaya tiyak na suswertehen na naman si Ate Glue kasi kasama niya lagi ang lucky charm niya!

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Usapang-Bra

Dito sa Pilipinas, kaming mga babae ay hindi basta-basta nakakalabas ng bahay ng hindi nagsusuot ng bra pwera na lang siguro kung gusto namin magpa-manyak sa mga lalaking makakaharap o makakasalubong sa daan.

* pic courtesy of Google.

Importante sa mga pinay ang bra kaya naman yung iba ay hindi na yata mabubuhay ng walang bra. May ibang girls na kahit sa pagtulog … ay naka-bra pa rin.

May nagsabi rin sa akin na parang secured na secured daw kasi ang feeling nila pag naka-bra kahit tulog. Wateber!

Naalala ko tuloy dati ang chorva ng isang kaibigan ko noong nasusunog yung apartment nila, “di bale ng malitson wag lang malitson ng walang bra!”. O di ba!

Ano nga ba ang BRA? Howel, para sa karamihan, ang BRA ay dignidad. Para sa mga walanjo(ga) o flat-chested, ang bra ay pampa-sexy lalo na pag wala namang ba-bra-han. Para sa mga boobsie, ang bra ay pangtakip sa higanteng ut*ng.

Pero para sa akin, ang bra ay sagabal. Ewan ko ha, pero sana hindi na lang nauso ang pagsusuot ng bra. Sino nga ba ang lintek na nag-imbento ng BRA na yan?  Bukod sa dagdag gastos, ang init sa katawan lalo na pag nasa bahay lang.

Kung kayong mga lalaki ay mas gusto ng naka boxer shorts lang o nakasuot ng purontong na walang brip dahil sa gusto nyo yung tipong libreng kumakalembang at nape-preskuhan ang yagbadodels nyo lalo na pag nasa bahay lang eh parang ganun din kaming mga babae pagdating dibdib namin. Mas presko talaga pag walang bra.

Doon sa Europe noong gumala ako last November, huwaw! Walang pakialamanan doon! Nakakagala ang mga bebot sa mall ng hindi nagsusuot ng bra, nakakapag-grocery ng walang bra, at higit sa lahat nakakatipid sila sa gastos sa bra! Inggit ako!  Tingin ko nga eh hindi na yata sila bumibili ng bra. Hmmnn…panty kaya?

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Mrs: Dear, bili mo naman ako na ng bra. Mister: Sus, bra bra ka pa, eh liit naman ng boobs mo?! Mrs: Eh, bat ikaw, nagbi-brip ka?

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Similarities of BAR & BRA:

1. Both words have same letters. 2. Both are drinking zones. 3. Both have scheduled times for opening & closing. 4. Both makes men crazy when open.

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An English grammar teacher slapped her male student when he asked, “Why is Bra singular when it covers two items, and Panties, plural, when it cover one item?”

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I’m Defying Gravity

I’m so loving this song of Glee Cast that I keep on playing it for hours and hours since yesterday. Palagay ko nagka-LSS (last song syndrome) na rin ang mga neighbors ko ng dahil sa akin.  Kever!

“… I’m through accepting limits
”cause someone says they’re so
Some things I cannot change
But till I try, I’ll never know!
Too long I’ve been afraid of
Losing love I guess I’ve lost
Well, if that’s love
It comes at much too high a cost!”

mood: senti

SMS Jokes 33

A boy and his gf are watching a movie in a theatre. A mosquito enters the girl’s skirt, can u guess where it bites?
Guess mo na?
You are right……………..at d boy’s hand!

SMS courtesy of Kups

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What does it mean when a woman is in your bed gasping for breath andsaying your name out loud?

Answer: You didnt hold the pillow long and hard enuf.

SMS courtesy of Kups

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Guro: Ano dapat gawin pag may lindol?
Boy: Buksan po ang ilaw.
Guro: Bakit? Boy: Kasi po sa bahay namin madalas lumindol tuwing gabi….pero pag binuksan ko po ang ilaw biglng tumitigil!

SMS courtesy of Kups

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Happy Twenty Ten

“Another fresh new year is here . . .
Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt, and fear,
To love and laugh and give!

This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest . . .
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!

I have the opportunity
Once more to right some wrongs,
To pray for peace, to plant a tree,
And sing more joyful songs!”

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