Ambo: Dok, bat tuwing umiinom ako ng pepsi sumasakit dibdib ko pero pag libre di naman?
Dok: Normal yan…manipis ang atay mo pero makapal ang mukha mo!
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Dakakainis tlga, bay sipod da damad ako. Barado da damad ilog ko. Bahirap da damad batulog. O, bkt gadyad ka bagsalida? Bay sipod ka did?
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Doktor: Bukod sa akin, may nauna ka bang kinunsulta sa sakit mo?
Pasyente: Meron po, yung albularyo.
Doktor: Anung katarantaduhan ang ipinayo nman sa ‘yo?
Pasyente: Magpunta daw po ako sa inyo!
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A woman told her husband thatt she dreamt he bought a diamond ring for her birthday. She asked what could that mean. “You’ll know tonite, darling,” said the husband. She eagerly awaited his arrival from work. Sure enough, he was carrying a neatly wrapped package which he handed to her. Thrilled, she opened it….and found a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
All above SMS Jokes courtesy of KUPS
