Archive for 4 February, 2010

Granite Tiles

I made a mistake when I choose ordinary tiles be installed in my kitchen countertop years ago. It is so frustrating because although it is inexpensive, ordinary tiles easily chip or crack. Granite tile is actually a good choice for kitchen countertops because aside that it defines elegance, granite tile holds up to heat, it is durable and usually will last a lifetime.

SMS Jokes 50

An old man was standing outside a shop wid a colleection box reading: “Pls help my dailysex.” His wife came up to him and said: “Pete, u’ve misspelled dyslexia again!”

SMS Jokes courtesy of KUPS

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Bakit ba sa L0VE daming motto?
like Love is blind
Love is all that matters
age doesn’t matter
kaw ano motto mo about love?
basta motto ko,
“if you Love someone, SEX them FREE

SMS joke courtesy of Grashiela

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Pumunta si Gorio sa Starbax…
Gorio: Isang kape nga!
Waiter: Sir, decaf po ba?
Gorio (galit): Aba syempre, alangan naman de plato!

SMS joke courtesy of Grashiela

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It Is Cordless

There’s a saying that a picture may be worth a thousand words, but the details captured by ls4278 can be worth thousands of money or more to your business.

It is a cordless barcode scanner, so fast and easy that it will save you time and lighten your workload. So light and ultra-portable, it is very ideal for any retail or warehouse business. For more about the scanner, check out their website.

Just Be Healthy

Want to save money? Well, nothing beats the best way to save money but to stay healthy.

Keep in mind that even in getting affordable term life insurance, your health will surely affect the rates of your policy.

One of the ways that you can stay healthy is to stop smoking or simply do not smoke. Remember, being healthy is one of the easiest ways to qualify for reasonable premiums.

Sayang Ang Datung

Napansin nyo ba na pagdating sa mga love songs…mas maraming kanta ang nako-compose tungkol sa mga warak-warak na pag-ibig o kaya tungkol sa mga durog-durog na puso?

Kadalasan ang meaning ng kanta ay tungkol sa kung paano ka naging proud sa pagiging tanga o martir mo sa iyong minamahal, kung paano ka naglaway na lang dun sa labidabs mong pagma-may ari na pala ng iba ang puso, etsetera, etsetera!

Eh kasi ganito yun (o ha! dunong-dunungan ang lola). Ang totoo nyan ay mas madali kasi mag-compose ng kanta, tula, o story  pag heartbroken ka o kaya depres-depresan ang mood mo. Pag mas todo-emote o senti ka, mas maganda!

Parang blogging din yan. Ewan ko ba, mas madali akong makapag-blog pag medyo depress ako. Or maybe it’s just me. :(

Gaya ngayon, eto… kaya wala akong maisip na mai-blog agad dahil sa HAPPY ako at hindi DEPRESS. Hehe!  Ano ang konek?

Ibig kong sabihin, if for example you’re a song writer slash composer slash artist, when you’re happy, usually the last thing you want to do is sit down and grab a guitar. If you’re in happy mood, normally you want to go out and celebrate! But  when you’re heartbroken, parang it makes sense to turn off the lights, mag-emote and go to the piano.  Matindi ang arrive ng composition kasi nanggagaling talaga sa kasulok-sulukan ng puso eh. Definitely, heartbreak tends to be the more inspiring emotional state.

Eh parang ganun din sa blogging. Mas buhos ang loob mong magsulat pag mejo may kirot kang nararamdaman sa puso mo. Kaya pansinin mo minsan, pag ang blogger ay nai-inlab…andun yung napapabayaan na ang site nila at tuluyang inaabandona ang pagbo-blog. Pero dehins ko nilalahat ha?

Inaamin ko, masaya ako ngayon lalo na sa lablayp ko. Wala akong mai-reklamo kay Kups sa labs nya sa akin at sa pamilya ko. Such an extraordinary man indeed!

Pero – kahit madalas ay nasa alapaap ako ngayon, kahit  medyo naba-blangko ang utak ko na parang akong bangag at high na high sa pagiging lab adik…hinding-hindi ko pwede pabayaan ‘tong blog ko! Alam mo ba kung bakit?

Kasi sayang ang datung eh! Wahaha!

 

Quote of the Day:

“For those passionately in love, the whole world seems to smile.” – David Myers

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Laptop o Tsinelas

Malapit na ang berdey ng unico hijo kong si Kevin. Kaya nagtanong ang nanay:

MARU: Ano gusto mong gips sa berdey mo?
KEVIN: (walang kagatol-gatol) Laptop.
MARU: (nanlaki ang mata) Huh!
KEVIN: Pero kung magkukuripot ka…bili mo na lang ako ng tsinelas.
MARU: mwehehehe!

Maya-maya pa, pinatawag si Kevin ng tatay-tatayan nya (sino fah kundi si Kups) at nag-usap ang dalawa sa Skype.

itutuloy…

SMS Jokes 49

BREAKING NEWS: Latest survey results show Noynoy still no. 1, followed by James, Baby James, Josh & Boy Abünda as the top 5 men most obedient to Kris Aquino! :P

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Gordon-Fernando team for all ladies nationwide.
Why? Kasi may Dick na, may BF pa!

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BOY: kandila ka ba?
GIRL: hindi, bakit?
BOY: kasi ang ganda mo sa madilim, kaya sa dilim ka na lang!
GIRL: ikaw? kandila ka ba?
BOY: hindi, bakit?
GIRL: hipan sana kita para mamatay ka na!

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