An executive entered the elevator and the woman inside said, “T-G-I-F.”
He answered, “S-H-I-T.” The woman was bemused n repeated, “T-G-I-F.”
But the man again replied, “S-H-I-T.”
The woman said, “Do you know what i’m saying? T-G-I-F means ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’”
“I know,” answered the man, “but S-H-I-T means ‘Sorry Honey, It’s Thursday.’”
SMS Joke courtesy of Kups
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Lito Lapid: Pard, ano ba kaibahan ng H2O sa CO2?
Bong Revilla: yun lang di mo alam? Ang H2O ay Hot Water at ang CO2 Cold Water!
Erap: Kaya yung C2 ay juice. Wala yung ‘O’ dahil di na pure water.
Iba tlaga ang ng-aral sa Ateneo!!
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Judge: Tuwing naririnig kitang kumanta, parang gusto kong i-tape.
Singer: Ay, salamat.
Judge: Huwag kang mag-salamat, kasi ang gusto kong I-TAPE ang bibig mo.
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SILIPIN ang GITNA
AMOYIN ang HIWA
IBUKA ang HIWA
DILAAN ang GITNA
PAGLABAS ng PUTI
DILAAN mong muli!
Ganyan ang pagkain ng OREO COOKIES d ba? 
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Man got busted at work. His boss came over to him and said, “u’v been looking at porn sites on your computer again havent you?” Shocked, the man asked, “What gives you that idea?”
“Well,” the boss said, “the lick marks on your computer screen for one, and your boxers around your ankle…”
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To impress his date, a young man took her to a chic Italian resto. After sipping some wine, he looked up the menu with an appraising eye. “We’ll have the Guiseppe Spomdalucci,” he said finally.
“Sorry, sir,” the waiter replied, “that’s the owner’s name.”
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Bakit daw di kasundo ni Bro. Eli Soriano si Manny Villar?
Kasi tinalikuran ni Manny ang dating daan! 
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Na interview si Cong. Mikey Arroyo…
Reporter: Eh, sir, bakit ayaw niyo na po tumakbo na Congressman sa Pampanga?
Mikey: Hay, naku! Mahirap na! Baka pa ako madaya ng nanay ko!
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Belated Happy Birthday Maru! Wishing you lots of love and laughter year after year!
**opppps! Kala ko joke din ‘to! Lol! Thank you so much, dear MIKE. Sana hindi ka magbago. 
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ALL Of the above SMS jokes courtesy of MIKE
