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Useless Penis Facts:

• Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
• Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
• Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
• Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
• Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
• Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
• Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
• Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
• Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
• Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
• Average length when erect: 5.1
• Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
• Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
• Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
• Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet
• Most arousing time of day/season for a man: Early morning/fall
• Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
• Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ
• Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
• Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
• Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
• Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
• Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
• Average # of erections during the night: 9
• Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
• The human equivalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)
• Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds
• Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours
• Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
• Shelf life of a Hostess Twinkie: 7 years
• Cost of a year’s supply of condoms: $100
• Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
• Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
• Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

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