SMS Jokes 66

A 15 yr old girl was married to a 75 yrs old man. 0n their 1st night, both of them ended up crying…
Why?!!
Coz the girl d0nt kn0w anything and the old man had forgotten everything!

SMS Joke courtesy of Grashiela

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When Mark was young,he prayed hard 4 a bike,but realized dat God doesn’t work dat way.

So he stole a bike & prayed for forgiveness.
(He’s now a politician.)

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Erap writing excuse letter.
Please excuse Jinggoy from being absent yesterday.
He had diah (crossed out)
diaohoah (crossed out)
dyah (crossed out)
the shits!

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Katorse

Nene? Isdatchu?

Hays, katorse anyos na nga ang anakis ko. Hindi nga lang  “Nene” ang tawag namin sa kanya kundi “Inday, Inday Patotay”. Lol! Yun kasi tawag sa kanya ng kuya nya noong toddler pa sya. Pero noon pa yun. Now, “Ziah” na talaga tawag namin sa kanya.

Indeed, my baby…

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Ziah at 1

….

. . . is now a lady!

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Ziah at 14

Kung noon ay inuutusan ko sya na magbunot ng hair sa kili-kili ko…noong isang araw lang, biglang bumaliktad na ang sitwasyon. Ako naman ang nag a-assist kung paano magharvest ng pananim sa kili-kili nya. Hahaha!

Heniways, final exam week nila ngayon kaya lumabas na kami kahapon para mag selebreyt, kasama namin as usual – ang buong angkan ko. Masaya siempre ang lafangan! Libre eh. Hehe!

Pero mas naging kumpleto ang araw ng unica hija ko when she got Kups pa-berdey. Kita ko, sa smile pa lang,tuwang-tuwa na parang kinikilig na ewan ang Inday ko.

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Ziah’s birthday wish…a pink iPod.

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Happy Birthday ulit, doter!

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