What’s the difference between the bathing suits before and now? Before, u have to open the suit to see the butt…now, you have to open the butt to see the suit.
SMS courtesy of Kups
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Bro. Quiboloy: Itaas ang kamay ng lahat ng gustong pumunta ng langit!
Nagtaas ng kamay ang lahat ng tao.
Lasing naglabas ng baril: Sino ang gustong maunang pumunta sa langit?!?
Mga tao: Si Bro. QUIBOLOY!
SMS courtesy of Mike
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“Kahit gaano ka pa kasama,
may ilang tao pa rin na titingin sa iyo sa mabuting paraan. Ang tawag sa kanila ay KASABWAT.”
- words of wisdom from Gloria Arroyo
SMS courtesy of Mike
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Mga school na di pinayagan ng DepEd na gumamit ng ACRONYM:
Polytechnic University of Kalibo & the East (PUKE)
Trade & Infomation Technology Instituteof Misamis Oriental (TITI-MO)
Benigno Aquino Youth Academy for Girls (BAYAG)
Business Learning for Overseas Workers & Joint Organizations of Balikbayans (BLOWJOB)
Bulacan University of Robotics & Animation Technology (BURAT)
Makati Learning Institute for Business Operation & Growth (MaLIBOG)
SMS courtesy of Mike
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Man: Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?
Woman: I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.
SMS courtesy of Mike
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Iba na talaga ang panahon ngaun. Natatandaan nyo pa ba nung panahon na ang madalas nyo lang matikman na maalat sa mga sinehan eh butong pakwan, mani o champoy?
SMS courtesy of Mike
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A put down…
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: Female impersonator.
SMS courtesy of Mike
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If you fight with your lovable friend, put aside your ego. Hug her and say “I need you IDIOT….at least to fight with me.
SMS courtesy of Grashiela
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The answer to d toughest questi0n ever is here!!
When do u kn0w u are inlove..
U kn0w u r in love when u start l0oking for the cheapest m0bile plan..
SMS courtesy of Grashiela
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When an APPLE bec0mes red…
It is ready to eat,
When a girl bec0mes 18 she is ready to…
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VOTE…
SMS courtesy of Grashiela
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A man was travelling in train with 13 children. A lady askd: “these are all ur children?
The man replied ” n0 madam! Actualy im the owner of c0ndom factory and these are cust0mers c0mplaints!
SMS courtesy of Grashiela
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