Tanong : “Ano ang opposite ng pagtawa?”
Sagot : “Sex. Kasi, ang pagtawa ay, “Ha! Ha! Ha!” at ang sex ay, “Ah! Ah! Ah!””
BAHAY KUBO (bersyon ni Totoy Bastos)
“Bahay bata, kahit munti
Pumapasok doon ay galit na ari
Sintigas ng talong, pinadasdas sa mani
Hikaw, naiwan sa ari
Bundol, patulak, upo’t patayo pa
At saka meron pa, patuwad sa mesa
Sibuyas at sili, pandagdag ng gana
At sa paggiling-giling
Pumutok na pala!”
BOY:” Hindi ka ba giniginaw?”
GIRL: “Giniginaw, teka.. banat ba yan?”
BOY: “Kaya pala nagyeyelo ngipin mo e.”
Tanong: Bakit may blackeye ang juice?
Sagot: Kasi nasa PACK!!
Only recently, I have learned that anytime a person can have Hemorrhoids but at same time is unaware that he/she has it. We all know that Hemorrhoids, it is the swelling of blood vessels along the anal canal or on the anus. Well, it is not really a serious problem or disease but it can become serious and it can cause severe pain and discomfort if it develops. For hemorrhoids pain relief, visit reliefhemorrhoid.com
Having eczema? Then better keep your fingernails short because having long nails will only make it worse because you tend to scratch at it. When seeking treatment for eczema, still the best thing to do is to see a doctor. For the meantime, try to keep the area clean and put and little Vaseline on the affected areas – this will not cure the eczema, but it will stop the top layer from drying out and flaking, which causes the itch.
If you decide to get yourself into blogging, better learn also stuffs like how to index your blog so that you can launch your blog fast by major search engines. Don’t’ worry; many independent websites now gives free directory submission to help you index your blog. Remember that getting your site indexed not only maximizes Search Engine Optimization but increases your blog traffic as well. That’s it.
Normally, children whose parents are tall also grow up to be tall. No wonder I didn’t grow tall. Hehe! It is true, hereditary factors do determine person’s height. However, some methods can also help increase individual’s height. Here they are.
- Good Nutrition
- Sports and Physical Exercise
- Vitamins and Mineral Supplements
- Growth hormones – One may take hgh to gain more height.
I agree being tall is an attractive feature of one’s personality.
Teka, taympers este time out muna!
Ayokong maging malungkot ang ambience ng blog ko dahil dun sa previous entry ko. Gusto ko mapangiti ang mga readers ko.
Hmmmn… sige… para dun sa mga curious (meron ba?) eh share ko na lang muna sa inyo kung paano nag- PROPOSE (<— klik mo!) ng marriage sa akin si Kups noon.
Nakow! Maluluma sa amin si Ryan Reynolds at Sandra Bullock dun sa movie nilang The Proposal.
Heniways, sana wag nyong pagtawanan.
Have a nice Wednesday everyone!