SMS Jokes 72

Sa morgue, 4 ang patay. naka-SMILE lahat:
1. Nanalo sa lotto, Inatake sa puso!
2. Nag-sex sa sexy star, Namatay sa sarap!
3. Tinamaan ng kidlat, Akala picture taking!
4. Nilayasan ng asawa, namatay sa sobrang tuwa!

SMS courtesy of Grashiela

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BABAE1: Peste itong kasal-kasal na ito! Mula ng makasal kami, di na ako hinahalikan ni Teryo.
BABAE2: Aba, dapat hiwalayan mo na agad hanggang maaga.
BABAE1: Huh? Hindi naman si Teryo ang napangasawa ko eh, si Juan!

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Kung gusto kong
yumaman pa…
eh babalik na lang ako sa
pagiging negosyante…
Pero…Bakit p ako magnenegosyo ng maliit kung pwede maging negosyo ang buong Pilipinas kapag naging PRESIDENTE ako.-Money Vil-liar

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Umaga, mag dyowa may hangover pa kakagising lang galing sa isang night wild party:
BF: Ikaw ba ang ka sex ko sa may garden kagabi?
GF:
Mga anong oras?

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SMS Jokes 71

U.S. Pinoy being interviewed to be a potential juror.
JUDGE: If you were chosen for this jury, can you follow instructions?
PINOY: Yes, Your Honor! I have been married for twenty five years.

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What’s the difference between a non-Chinese woman and a Chinese woman?
A non-Chinese lady urges her husband to take Viagra.
A Chinese lady urges her husband to invest in Pfizer, Viagra’s maker!

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Thoughts to ponder:

* Money can’t buy happiness, but somehow its more comfortable to cry n a BMW than on a tricycle;
* Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name;
* Help a man when he is n trouble & he wil remember you when he is in trouble again..

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