I remember when I was still a working girl; my colleagues and I would trip to bridal shows and wedding expos after office hours to see the latest display of bridal gowns, samples of wedding invitations, wedding favors, talking to the suppliers, the florist and etcetera. Actually, ask me of the main reason why I like it going there – it is for the cheap thrill of bringing home paper bags full of exhibitor’s promotional items and giveaways! Lol! How I love freebies!
The Semana Santa is fast approaching. I noticed that most people would rather plan and go for a long drive out of town, to flock and crowd the local beaches during holy week. For those who are going out of town, have a safe and sane road trip. Don’t forget to have you car tuned up, bring the necessaries like licenses and registration. It doesn’t matter if you have the cheapest car insurance – just bring the documents.
What’s the difference between the bathing suits before and now? Before, u have to open the suit to see the butt…now, you have to open the butt to see the suit.
SMS courtesy of Kups
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Bro. Quiboloy: Itaas ang kamay ng lahat ng gustong pumunta ng langit!
Nagtaas ng kamay ang lahat ng tao.
Lasing naglabas ng baril: Sino ang gustong maunang pumunta sa langit?!?
Mga tao: Si Bro. QUIBOLOY!
SMS courtesy of Mike
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“Kahit gaano ka pa kasama,
may ilang tao pa rin na titingin sa iyo sa mabuting paraan. Ang tawag sa kanila ay KASABWAT.”
- words of wisdom from Gloria Arroyo
SMS courtesy of Mike
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Nakaranas ka na ba na mamatayan ng kapatid dahil wala kang pera pambili ng gamot?
Nakaranas ka na bang matulog sa bangketa sa palengke dahil wala kang sariling bahay na matulugan?
Pag si Villar ang iboboto mo, ang lahat ng ito ay mararanasan mo!
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Pedro asks his doctor how to live longer?
Doc: Do u smoke?
Pedro: No
Doc: U drink?
Pedro: No
Doc: U gamble?
Pedro: No
Doc: Do u love sex?
Pedro: No
Doc: THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO U WANT TO LIVE FOR SO LONG?
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Man: Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time.
Woman: You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can’t encash.”
Minsan ko na tinanong ang man op may layp kong si Kups, bakit sa tinagal-tagal nya dun sa Landon (UK), halos dalawang dekada na yata, eh mas choose pa rin ng lolo nyo ang Pinay para maging pakner.
Siempre, kumbaga sa pagkain, aminado sa akin si Kups na nakatikim na rin sya ng ibang putahe sa ibang bansa. Kaso may kasabihan nga tayo na iba pa rin talaga ang pagkain na lutong-bahay o sariling-atin, kaya mas hinahanap-hanap pa rin ng panlasa nya… ng dila nya (pun intended) ang – Pinay. :p
Hmmn…siguro nga may something about Pinay kahit sa halimuyak pa lang – siguro nga mas yummylicious! Lol! Dagdag pa ni Kups, iba pa rin talaga ang Pinay!
Bilang Pinay, siempre mula hair split-ends hanggang ingrown ng toenails ko – proud aketch!
Heto, dagdagan pa natin galing sa mga kabaro ko ang churva kung bakit labs nila ang pagiging nay-pi nila. Nakulimbat ko ‘to sa Cosmopolitan (May 2002) magazine.
Things We Love About Being Pinay.
We Pinays, we just love…
Mabuhay ang Pinay!
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We are blessed that my kids and me are not frequent “walk-in customers” of any hospital here in my city because I really do not like the hospital smell. Maybe I am not just used of that kind of smell. I cannot describe it, but I know that it is the disinfectant. However, I wish that hospital disinfectant were given new car smell. 
That will be awesome!
Ayoko na maghintay ng Mother’s Day sa May para i-share ‘tong something inspirational chuva chenes para sa mga kapwa ko madir ober der awt der.
Nagandahan kasi ako. Enways, this post is dedicated to all women …and I hope I like it. Nyahaha!
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Once upon a time, there was a child ready to be born. The child asked God, “They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how I am going to live there being so small and helpless?’
God replied, “Among the many angels, I chose one for you. Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you.”
The child further inquired, “But tell me, here in heaven I don’t have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy.”
God said, “Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you every day. And you will feel your angel’s love and be very happy.”
Again, the child asked: “And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don’t know the language?”
God said, “Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak.”
“And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?”
God said, “Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray.”
“I’ve heard that on Earth there are bad men. Who will protect me?”
God said, “Your angel will defend you even if it means risking it’s life.”
“But I always be sad because I will not see you anymore.”
God said, “Your angel will always talk to you about me and will teach you the way to come back to me, even though I will always be next to you.”
At that moment, there was much peace in heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked: “God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel’s name.”
“Her name is not important. You will simply call her Mom.”
**From Best Inspiring Anecdotes
A 15 yr old girl was married to a 75 yrs old man. 0n their 1st night, both of them ended up crying…
Why?!!
Coz the girl d0nt kn0w anything and the old man had forgotten everything!
SMS Joke courtesy of Grashiela
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When Mark was young,he prayed hard 4 a bike,but realized dat God doesn’t work dat way.
So he stole a bike & prayed for forgiveness.
(He’s now a politician.)
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Erap writing excuse letter.
Please excuse Jinggoy from being absent yesterday.
He had diah (crossed out)
diaohoah (crossed out)
dyah (crossed out)
the shits!
Nene? Isdatchu?
Hays…katorse anyos na nga ang anakis ko. Hindi nga lang “Nene” ang tawag namin sa kanya kundi “Inday…Inday Patotay”. Lol! Yun kasi tawag sa kanya ng kuya nya noong toddler pa sya. Pero noon pa yun. Now, “Ziah” na talaga tawag namin sa kanya.
Indeed, my baby….
. . . is now a lady!
Kung noon ay inuutusan ko sya na magbunot ng hair sa kili-kili ko…noong isang araw lang, biglang bumaliktad na ang sitwasyon. Ako naman ang nag a-assist kung paano magharvest ng pananim sa kili-kili nya. Hahaha!
Heniways, final exam week nila ngayon kaya lumabas na kami kahapon para mag selebreyt, kasama namin as usual – ang buong angkan ko. Masaya siempre ang lafangan! Libre eh. Hehe!
Pero mas naging kumpleto ang araw ng unica hija ko when she got Kups pa-berdey. Kita ko, sa smile pa lang…tuwang-tuwa na parang kinikilig na ewan ang Inday ko.
Ziah’s birthday wish…a pink iPod.
Happy Birthday ulit, doter!
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