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MARU | 5 March, 2010

SMS Jokes 63

Thought peace…thought peace is very important in our lives…coz without thought peace, paano tayo makakapag thought brass!

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As i lay in bed, looking at the twinkling stars, looking at the majestic moon, and thinking about u, i suddenly realized…….“Pakingsyet! San napunta ang bubungan ng bahay ko?!”

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3 kids on stage reciting their country’s alphabet: KANO: “Ei Bee Si Di Ee.” PINOY: “Ah Bah Ka Da Eh.” BUMBAY: “Di Bi Di, Bi Si Di, Em Pi Tri.”

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Eh busy? Eh busy d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y and z. Galing no? Want to? Want to 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Galing mo talaga!

All of the above SMS Jokes courtesy of Kups

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ERAP: Pareng Lito, ang daming namamatay ngayon dahil sa German measles.
LAPID: Oo nga, kaya swerte natin at hindi tayo naging German!

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Nanaginip ako:
Gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us to write down our sex encounters before entering heaven…
Before I could even start writing, I heard someöne shout…
“EXTRA PAPER PLEASE!”
Pagtingin ko, ikaw pala yun!

MARU | 4 March, 2010

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Kalokang Imahinasyon

Gustong-gusto ko ang mga ganitong piktyurs. Aliw!

Ang Galing! Nakaka-el! Lol!

Gwaaark! Uwak!

Kapag nagigipit...sa patalim kumakapit?

Babyboom!

Napapagitnaan ng dalawang nag-uumpugang itlog?

Category: GENERAL | Tags: funny pics

MARU | 3 March, 2010

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Life Security

Whether you are a stay-at-home or working mom, the contributions you can make to your family couldn’t easily be replaced if God forbid, something bad happened to you. That’s why life insurance is very important and should be part of your financial plan. However, be wise and study thoroughly the life insurance quote that comes to your way. For single mothers who are the main financial provider, life insurance is even more important to you and to your children. Think of it.

Category: Leisure and Interest | Tags: life insurance

MARU | 3 March, 2010

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Oximeter

I want to have this someday, a finger pulse oximeter. It is a medical device that is used to monitor the heart rate and the level of oxygen in the blood stream of a human body. I am thinking that it is better to have one at home because this device allows us to monitor our health constantly without the need to visit the clinic for a check up. It is handy and practical. For more about finger pulse oximeter, check out their website.

Category: GENERAL, Task2Blog | Tags: pulse oximeter

MARU | 2 March, 2010

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SMS Jokes 62

An executive entered the elevator and the woman inside said, “T-G-I-F.”
He answered, “S-H-I-T.” The woman was bemused n repeated, “T-G-I-F.”
But the man again replied, “S-H-I-T.”
The woman said, “Do you know what i’m saying? T-G-I-F means ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’”
“I know,” answered the man, “but S-H-I-T means ‘Sorry Honey, It’s Thursday.’”

SMS Joke courtesy of Kups

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Lito Lapid: Pard, ano ba kaibahan ng H2O sa CO2?
Bong Revilla: yun lang di mo alam? Ang H2O ay Hot Water at ang CO2 Cold Water!
Erap: Kaya yung C2 ay juice. Wala yung ‘O’ dahil di na pure water.

Iba tlaga ang ng-aral sa Ateneo!!

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Judge: Tuwing naririnig kitang kumanta, parang gusto kong i-tape.
Singer: Ay, salamat.
Judge: Huwag kang mag-salamat, kasi ang gusto kong I-TAPE ang bibig mo.

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Category: HUMOR, March 2010, SMS Jokes 2010 | Tags: Green Jokes, jokes, lafftrip, Pinoy Jokes, SMS Jokes

MARU | 2 March, 2010

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Kasal, Kasali, Kaloka!

Repost lang po ‘to. Nai-blog ko na ‘to noon (dated April 27, 2007) dun sa Friendster blog ko na ngayon ay dedbol na. Naalala ko lang ‘tong entry na to dahil sa lintek na rotating brownout na nangyayari ngayon. Eh kasi naisip ko kawawa naman yung may mga naka-sched na wedding ngayon.

Enways, paumanhin sa naka-attach na piktyurs..at ang lalabo. Chipangga lang kasi ang selpon camera ko kahit noon pa.

Basahin!

Nasa kasalan ang beauty ko kahapon. First time din naimbitahan ang 16 year old son kong si Kevin na maging isa sa mga jr. groomsmen sa wedding kaya di ko pinalampas na hindi dumalo. Gusto ko siempre makita ang anak kong gwapings sa suot nyang barong tagalog. Di ako pala-attend sa kasal ng may kasal (di rin kasi ako iniimbita eh. Waah). Siguro mga 3^rd time ko pa lang to na makapag attend sa buong buhay ko.

It was just a very simple church wedding of a very young couple who are in their early 20’s only. Buntis na kasi si bride at kahit parehong nag aaral pa yung mga bata eh pinagpasyahang ipakasal na lang kasi according to the mother of the bride…kakahiya naman daw sa congregation nila eh aktibo pa naman dun si father of the bride.

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