Archive for 31 May, 2010

MARU | 31 May, 2010
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Paano Na Pag Nawala Ako?

Mahigit isang buwan din kami ni Keziah sa Manila para maki-join sa mga pipol dun sa pagse-selebreyt ng El Nino phenomenon. Hehehe!

Astig talaga ang init ng nagdaang summer! Walang araw na hindi pinagpapawisan ang singit ko. Panay ngawa at reklamo ko kay Kups tungkol sa init ng panahon tuwing nagkakausap kami sa Skype.

Eniways, eto at nakabalik na kami sa kuta namin dito sa Mindanao. At tulad ng inaasahan ko…ang gulo at ang dumi ng bahay! Si Kevin ba naman ang naiwan.

Halos himatayin ako nang tiningnan ko ang dalawang hamper na nag-uumapaw ng maruruming damit ni Kevin. Mantakin mo ba naman na mahigit isang buwan syang nawalan ng labandera (ako yun!).

Hindi na ako nag eport na sermunan sya… kung bakit hindi man lang nya nagawang maglaba. Hindi na ako kumibo pa. Alam ko naman na wala rin mangyayari kung dadakdak pa ako. Maiingayan lang ako sa sarili kong boses, maririndi at baka sigawan ko pa sarili ko para shumat-ap!

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MARU | 31 May, 2010
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SMS Jokes 93

Just before take off, a flight attendant asked Muhammad Ali to fasten his seat belt.
"Superman don’t need no seat belt," Ali growled.
"Well, Superman," the stewardess replied "don’t need no airplanes!"

oOo

A wife shook her sleeping husband & said, "Wake up! Someone is breaking in!" The husband had gone through this every night for twenty years. He got up & this time there was a thief inside the house.
As the thief was about to leave, the husband said, "You should meet my wife. She’s been expecting you for twenty years!"

oOo

The Best Environmental Day slogan:
"Save planet Earth, this is the only planet with Girls!"

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MARU | 31 May, 2010
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I Need Forty Winks

forty winks I sometimes think that life would be pretty good if I could just get ENOUGH sleep. The problem of people getting older – just like me (ouch!) is that I am always having this feeling of not getting enough sleep (insomnia) or not being rested. At times, lack of sleep drives me to think of buying the best sleeping pill in the market, just for me to have a really goodnight sleep.

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MARU | 31 May, 2010
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New Furnishings

One Friday last month, in the midst of scorching heat, my siblings and I went to Caloocan City in one area there where you can find a long street of suppliers – of all furniture you needed for your home.

I forgot the exact name of the street, but what I can’t forget are their low-priced furnishings of modern couches, dining sets, beds, et cetera that cost around 30% – 40% less compared to mall’s prices.

Yep, Kups is replacing our 14-year old living room set, dining set and of course, we are going to have a brand new bed! Lol! I’m so excited for the stuff to arrive here in Iligan City. :D

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MARU | 31 May, 2010
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Transleysyon

Got this from Alex de Rossi’s Twitter account. Naaliw ako kaya share ko na rin sa inyo at baka sakaling maaliw din kayo. Pramis, hindi ko siya kinanta…mamatay man ang mga ipis dito sa bahay! At sana hindi kayo mapakanta sa isip nyo. Hahaha!

Happy Monday everyone!

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MARU | 27 May, 2010
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SMS Jokes 92

Erap di makatulog sa ingay na aso ng kapitbahay. Finally, galit na tumayo si Erap and said, "Tama na! Pupunta ako sa kabila at tuturuan ko sila ng leksyon!”

After 5 minutes bumalik si Erap.
LOI: Ano ginawa mo?
ERAP: Nilagay ko yung aso nila sa bakuran natin. Tingnan natin kung makakatulog rin sila!

oOo

REPORTER: Sir,anu masasabi mo na naging "Dark Horse" si Binay sa pagiging Vice Pres.?
ERAP: Alam ko MAITIM lang c Jojo,pero di ko alam na KABAYO pala ang hyop na yun.Buti na lang at di ko binoto yun!:-(

oOo

Babala sa mga Kaibigan na di kumakain ng red meat, taba, di nagpupuyat, di nag kakape, di umiinom..
Balang araw, mawawalan ka ng mga Friends. Patay na kaming lahat, buhay ka pa! :)

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MARU | 25 May, 2010
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Promdi

Kung anu-anong 3-dimensional movies na ang ipinalabas dito sa Pinas pero si Mamaru ay isang shunga-shunga pa rin sa 3D chuwariwariwap na yan sa mga sinehan. Eh kasi naman…wala pa nyan sa bansa (read:Mindanao) namin.

Mahirap ang napag-iiwanan ng panahon, kaya naman sabi ko sa sarili, before I go back to barracks (umuwi ng probinsya)…at kahit probinsyana aketch, kelangan ma-break o matapos na ang pagiging ignorante ko.

Went to Greenhill’s Promenade theater last night and watched SHREK.

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MARU | 23 May, 2010
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SMS Jokes 91

A couple going out for dinner…

The wife puts on eye shadow, eyeliner, eyebrow pencil, eyelashes, mascara, toner, blush, lipstick (and God knows what else), then turns to her husband and asks, “Does this look natural?”:-|

oOo

A company CEO was telling friends about some of his life experiences..

“So I bought this yacth that could carry 50 people, took it out on its maiden voyage, & it hit a reef & sunk. Then I bought a jet plane & on its maiden flight, it collided with another plane on the ground & burned up. Then I married a beautiful blonde & no sooner did I get home, I found her fooling around with the chauffeur & I had to divorce her.”

“So, what’s the moral?” asked one of his friends.

“Clear as a bell!” CEO replies. “If it swims, flies, fucks, lease it! Don’t buy it!”;-)

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MARU | 22 May, 2010
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Nadia

Got an email kaninang umaga from Kups, at may binanggit na…

…sent a cake para dyan sa inyo tutal birthday ni Nadia. I want you to celebrate din kahit na magkalayo tayo.

Nadia is turning eleven today.

Sino si Nadia?

Si Nadia ang future stepdaughter ko. Bunso sa dalawang daughter ni Kups. Na-mention ko na dati na magiging mother of 4 and a wife to 1 na ako sa mga susunod na buwan. :D Magiging tatlo na ang junakis kong babae at panganay pa rin siempre si Kevin, ang unico hijo ko. Joskopo, dadami na ang makakasama kong mga bagets. Ang saya!

Nai-deliver kanina ang padalang cake ni Kups.

mango-cake

At may kasamang 12 red roses! Naks namaaaan! Parang gusto kong tumambling kanina sa tuwa at kilig. Taena! Feeling ko tuloy, nagdadalaga ako at virgin na virgin pa!

Muntik ko na tuloy maapakan ang hair ko kanina sa sobrang haba. Lol! Maya-maya lang medyo naluluha na si ako. Nagsisimula na ako mag-senti kasi tats na tats ako. Eh kasi naman sa pagkakaalam ko, Kups is not the chocolate and flowers type of guy. Derpor, obyus na obyus na ume-eport ang hombre ko para MAS maipakita talaga na lab lab lab nya ang lola nyo kahit na nasa malayo sya.

Heniways, wish ko lang na mabasa ‘to ni sweetie pie Nadia. Pero kahit siguro mabasa nya ‘tong blog ko…malabong maintindihan nya ang mga chuva ko dito kasi hindi marunong umintindi ng tagalog ang mga doters ni Kups. :D

O sya, kahit anupaman….

Happy 11th Birthday, Nadia Sophia!

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MARU | 22 May, 2010
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SMS Jokes 90

Cute conversation of a 14 year old girl to her mom.
Girl: Mom, I have started loving a boy.
Mom: What? How old is he? What does he do?
Girl: He is 5 months old happily kicking in my stomach..

oOo

DAD: Anak, pinagdududahan ko ang pagkalalaki ng nobyo mo.
DAUGHTER: Ha? Bakit niyo naman po nasabi yun?
DAD: Nagkita kami sa gay bar kagabi !

oOo

JUAN: May problema ako sa asawa ko! Humihingi ng sustento.
PEDRO: Matagal na kayong hiwalay,di ba?
Jn:Yun na nga, e. kung di raw ako mgbigay, babalik na lang daw sya sa akin!

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