Archive for 14 May, 2010

Cheap Thrill

Eastwood City, Libis is having SALE for three days starting today. Some shops have sale up to 70% discount. After my hot yoga class (in Eastwood also), Keziah, Kim (my niece) and I had a good time  hopping from one shop to another… looking for some cheap thrill.

Here’s what I got for myself – a bangle worth eighty pesos. :D

Anyway, it’s really cool to see some shops using tm-t88iv receipt printer in their POS. For me, establishments using thermal printer adds store sophistication and enhance over-all customer service.

Happy weekend everyone!

Loving Eastwood

Beside the proximity of the place to my brother’s house, here are some reasons why I love Eastwood City:

Nice and comfy ambiance, it is really a good place to hang out with family and friends. The structures can be compared to foreign cities – modern and classic. I also like Eastwood’s wide display of upscale restaurants, disco, bars, and cafes. Above all, the place has entertainment centers with free concerts!

Well, what more for me to say, but kudos to Megaworld – the developer of Eastwood City.

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Si Villar at Gibo nag concede na.

Si Erap nagbitiw ng mabigat na salita “I WILL NOT CONCEIVE!”

Laban ka dun?

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Manny Pacquiao won his quest for a congressional seat in Sarangani. He was endorsed by Iglesia ni Krista!

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JOJO: Sa tingin mo ‘Noy,iinterviewhin pa kaya ako ni Korina kapag bumalik sya sa  DZMM?

NOYNOY: Hahaha! Kabahan ka na Manong Jojo! Pero wag ako ang tanungin nyo dyan, “The Buzz” at “SNN” lang ang hawak ko.

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Sa lahat ng kandidato ng pagka-presidente si Erap ang nagsasakripisyo ng todo-todo. Biruin mo, summer init ng panahon…naka-jacket!

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Lalaki1: ‘Kala ko asar ka sa biyenan mo. Bakit mo pinadalhan ng bulaklak?

Lalaki2: Naospital kasi, heart attack, high blood.

Lalaki1: Sori, Anong bulaklak bigay mo?

Lalaki2: Sitsarong bulaklak!

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Presidentiables Favorite Drinks:

Erap: Johnnie Walker Blue Label

Jamby: Evian Mineral Water

Gibo: San Miguel Beer

NoyNoy: Magnolia Fresh Milk

Villar: C-5 Iced Tea

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Piso

I dropped by kanina sa Mini Stop and picked a bottle of Gatorade na tig 29 petot. Inabot ko sa cashier ang P200 ko bilang bayad. Noong sinusuklian na nya ako, P170 lang ang ibinibigay nyang sukli sa akin imbes P171 sabay sabi ng:

Cashier: “Maam, ok lang ba sa inyo na kulang ng piso ang sukli ko?”
Ako: “Huh? Bakit?”
Cashier: “Wala po kasi akong piso, ok lang ba na kulang?”
Ako: “Hindi eh! Kelangan ko kasi yung piso.”

At tsaka lang kinalabit nung cashier ang katabi nyang cashier din at humiram ng piso sabay bigay sa akin ng kumpletong sukli.

Sa loob-loob ko gusto ko sabihan ang bruha ng, “Puday mo! Ayan, may piso naman pala eh!”

Hindi naman sa nagpapaka-istrikta ako, pero haleeer! PISO kaya yan!  Hindi ba nya alam na sa halagang PISO ay pwede ng ipambili ng kausap yan? Lol!

Buti sana kung 25 centavos lang o yung mamera lang. Tsaka parang  napakadali lang kasi sa kanya ang tenkyuhin yung piso eh. Di pwede yan sa akin at baka mamihasa.

Ganito rin kasi katwiran ko…

Unang-una, hindi tama na iso-shortchange ang kustomer.  Asar din ako pag binibigyan na lang ako ng kendi pag kulang ang sukli na barya.  Pagkaalam ko ipinagbabawal na ang ganun. Pero siguro mas mabuti na  lang yung  may kendi kesa naman sa wala talaga.

Pangalawa, kung nagkataon kaya na tig P31.00 yung Gatorade at P30.00 lang ang pera ko…tanggapin kaya nya yung ibabayad kong P30.00 sabay sabihan ko na rin ng, “Miss, pwede P30.00 na lang ‘tong Gatorade? Wala kasi akong piso.”

Sino pupusta? Kahit ipatapyas ko t*nggil ko, sigurado akong malabo pa sa imburnal na  papayag ang cashier ng convenience store na yun.

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Quote For The Day:

Hindi mo ako kayang labanan kahit gaano ka pa katapang o kalakas. – ANTOK

 

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Erap, when sked why he fathered so many children out of wedlock, answered, “Di ko nman talaga binabalak yan. Siguro SPERM OF THE  MOMENT Lang!

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Wife goes to Rustan’s, sees men’s underwear on sale. She buys a dozen of the same colour. Goes home and gives to hubby. Hubby protests “why buy me the same colour? People wil think I do not change underwear!” Wife asks “Which people?”

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Be Covered

If you are a single working professional, perhaps the last thing in the world that you need to get for yourself is an insurance policy. However, be smart enough. Consider that with an insurance policy you can start to save money for when you retire. The earlier you start scouting for life insurance quotes the bigger saving you will have. If you are happy with the idea of depending on government pension when you retire – fine. Otherwise, think about being insured!