Archive for 30 June, 2010

MARU | 30 June, 2010
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Plantsa De-Uling

May hinahanap ako kahapon sa eBay nang madaanan ko ang piktyur na ‘to. Natigilan ako kasi parang bigla na lang ako nagka-second childhood memories ( ano daaaw?). Matagal na kasi akong hindi nakakita neto.

Sa Samar kung saan ako ipinanganak at nanirahan hanggang sampung taon, ganito ang plantsa namin sa bahay. Plantsa de-uling! Syet! Na-miss ko ang gamit na ‘to. Paano ko ba naman malilimutan ang tsura ng plantsa namin noon. Nakatoka kasi sa akin ang pag-aabang, ako ang taga-sutsot dun sa mamang dumadaan at naglalako ng uling. Kaya wag kayo magtaka kung sanay akong sumutsot ngayon ng mga kolboy sa daan. Nyahaha! Well, isang sako kung bumili kami noon ng uling.

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MARU | 29 June, 2010
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Junk

If only my fiancé will see all of the items that I gathered in custom cardboard boxes, for sure he will label all of the boxes as “junk“. Gosh! I did not realize that I have accumulated and collected all kinds of treasures, knickknacks, papers and keepsakes over years. However, it is time to declutter and let go of things that no longer of use.

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MARU | 29 June, 2010
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Time To Declutter

What makes me busy nowadays? Well, I am in a daunting task of much needed house improvement because in less than a month my fiancé is coming home. The truth, it took us some time to come to an agreement that he may spend part of his vacation days in July here in my place. Really, I am ambivalent because I know that there is a lot of preparation that waits to be done once I say yes.

I remember four months ago, just the mere thought of his coming over, the feeling of shame is already eating me up. I imagine and same time I cringe with embarrassment at the condition of my house. Not that I do not welcome Kups or anyone to visit me. Pardon me; it is just that frankly, I am not used to having guest here in my house. Anyway, Kups with his unwavering plans to come to town, how can I ever say NO to my husband to be?

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MARU | 26 June, 2010
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SMS Jokes 104

Pare1: Pare, nagawa mo na ba yung pinagawa ko sayo?
Pare2: Ah, ung “Last Supper?”
P1: Oo, naman. (ipinakita)
P2: Wow, ang ganda! Pero bakit 13 sila, di ba 12 lang?
P2: Weyter yang isa, para social!

oOo

Lalaki: Miss, pwede bang magtanong?
Babae: Ano yun?
Lalaki: Anong modelo ng celphone mo?
Babae: Nokia 5110.
Lalaki: Yuck! Hindi na uso yan. Sige, salamat… Syanga pala, snatcher ako!

oOo

Dalawang lasing napadpad sa sementeryo..
IGME: Pare, hik, hik, tingnan mo tong nakasulat sa puntod. Namatay sya na 150 years old. Hik.
TIBO: Hik! Tanda ng nga! Pare, baka kilala ko sya, anong pangalan? Hik!
IGME: Malabo mata ko, pare! Hik! Heto na, pare, ang nakasulat na pangalan.. “Kilometers to Manila.” Hik!

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MARU | 25 June, 2010
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SMS Jokes 103

A tribe of cannibals in Africa were converted to Christianity by a Catholic missionary.
Now on Fridays, they only eat fishermen!

oOo

Telling lies..
is a fault in a boy..
an art in a lover..
an accomplishment in a bachelor, and..
second nature in a married man!

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First Ladies?
If Pres.- elect Noy requests it, Ballsy Aquino-Cruz says she and sisters Viel, Pinky, and Kris will take turns in playing the role of First Lady.
Meanwhile, Dr. Elenita Binay has reportedly rejected VP-elect Jojo’s request to have revolving Second Ladies.

oOo

A man was in a Turkish bath when he saw someone stole his clothes. He ran after d robber with only a hat for cover. As he turned a corner he bumped in2 2 girls who burst in2 laughter.
“If u were ladies,” he said angrily, u wouldn’t laugh in my circumstances.”
“And if u were a gent,” said one, “you’d raise ur hat.”

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MARU | 25 June, 2010
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Ano Vitamins Mo?

Nagba-browse ako kay bespren Google ng karagdagan na impormasyon tungkol sa CONZACE Softgel Cap na kasalukuyang tini-take ko bilang daily vitamin ko nang madaanan ko ‘to sa isang forum ng mga pinoy:



Category: HUMOR, Leisure and Interest |
MARU | 24 June, 2010
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Nakakainis!

 

Isa sa pinaka-ayaw ko talaga ay yung tumalak. Inglesin ko, I hate nagging! Pag inis o galit ako, mas pinipili kong tumahimik na lang kesa magdakdak kasi ayaw ko ng ingay. At siguro nga, para naman medyo maibsan ang asar na nararamdaman ko ngayon, mas mabuti pa siguro na dito na lang ako tatalak sa blog ko para walang ingay na marinig ang mga sangkot sa pagka badtrip ko. I really need to vent this out.

Naiinis kasi ako sa panganay ko!

Masarap na mahirap ang maging nanay o magulang. Masarap lalo na pag nakikita mo silang lumalaki. Mahirap dahil minsan may mga panahon na napipikon ako lalo na pag nababalewala at hindi nasusunod ang mga utos ko.

Nagmamadali akong umalis kaninang hapon para magpa-check up sa Ob-Gyne ko. Oppps! Hindi prenatal tsek-ap ang sadya ko dun. Just need to have may annual pap smear test.

Enways, naiwan dito sa bahay ang bagets kong lalaki at mga 3pm pa daw klase nya. Kabilin-bilinan ko sa kanya, iligpit ang sandamakmak na sinampay ko at baka umulan. Tsaka kako, paki-balik sa pwesto yung ginamit kong washing machine bago sya umalis ng bahay. Kelangan ko kasing magmadaling umalis ng bahay kanina.

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MARU | 24 June, 2010
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Security Guard

With today’s increasing crime rate, installing security camera system that could accurately capture images in business establishments, public places or even at home should be a necessity. I have watched it on TV that some of the more advanced security cameras can alert the operators when something happens and can be programmed to send owners an email if unusual activity is detected. I wonder how much does it cost to install a simple home security system.

Category: Leisure and Interest |
MARU | 24 June, 2010
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Bad Set Of Teeth

I know there are millions of people (including me) around the world that have suffered at one time or another from teeth that do not live up to par. The pain of a deteriorating tooth and bracing oneself for an extraction – well, I was able to experience that as early when I was seven. How I wish a charlotte dentist exist during my early years, which will do all in his power to save those teeth that have already been degraded.

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MARU | 22 June, 2010
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SMS Jokes 102

Dalawang doktor ang nag-usap.
Dok1: grabe ang inoperahan kong lalaki kanina, may isang dosenang rosas sa loob ng pwet nya!
Dok2: ha? paano nangyari yon? Saan galing ang bulaklak?
Dok1: di ko alam, wala namang card na kasama, eh!

oOo

GF: Kung paglalaruan mo lang puso ko, itigil mo na. Hindi na tayo bata
Bakit di na lang katawan ko paglaruan m0…Mageenjoy pa tayo!
BF: Tama ka, HALA TUWAD!

oOo

Alam mo ba kung bakit walang kulay ang utot?
Kasi kung meron, mawawala ang thrill ng paghahanap kung sino ang salarin!:-)

oOo

Song Title Translation:
Don’t Let Me Be The Last To Know: Huwag Mo Kong Gawing Tanga
Sometimes When We Touch – Minsan Kapag Tayo’y Naghihipuan
Touch Me In The Morning: Hipuan Mo Ko Sa Umaga
Hurt So Good: Array, ang Sarrap!
How Deep Is Your Love: Gaano Kalalim Ang Sayo
Three Time A Lady: Super Bakla

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