After enjoying their honeymoon, the newly weds snuggle in the afterglow.
“That was amazing!” groom gasps.
“I’m glad you like it. I learned it in the circus,” bride replies.
“Really? I didn’t know you were in the circus.”
“Yes, I was the sword swallow.” 
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Funny, that a man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into a thousand pieces, while a woman’s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace.:-)
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Women think they already know everything but short courses are now available for them on the following subjects..
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. Parties: Going W/o new outfits
3. CR Etiquette: Men Need Space in CR Cabinet too
4. Comm. Skills: Getting What You Want w/o Nagging
5. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up
6. Intro. To Parking
7. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
8. PMS: Your Problem… Not His
9. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
10. TV Remotes: For Men Only
11. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
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Pretty girl nervously asked doctor to remove a large chunk of wax from her navel.
DOC: How did this happen?
GAL: Well, you see, Doc, my boyfriend likes to EAT by candlelight.
