Together with the new sets of furniture that Kups (although absent) and I purchased in Caloocan City, I am expecting in a couple of weeks, the arrival of our new indoor lighting that will be fixed in our living and dining room ceiling. People, if you are looking very low-priced lighting stuff of different style and design, just go to Soler Street in Binondo, Manila. I guarantee – you will get big savings from your budget.
Archive for 3 June, 2010
Lighting Stuff
SMS Jokes 95
Si Juan ay asar sa kanyang buhay at nagtangkang magpakamatay. Umakyat sya sa pinakamataas na building! Nang marating nya ang edge ng rooftop tumingin sya sa baba. “ang taas!” sigaw nya.
Nagdalawang isip sya at nagpray, “Lord, itutuloy ko po ba? Pls. give me a sign.” Pag-open ng eyes nya nakita ang napakalaking billboard: “NIKE: Just do it!”;-(
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Pare1: Baket ka lungkot?
Pare2: Kasi ayaw mag sex asawa ko… dami na daw kami anak.
Pare1: Dali yan… halika ako suntok sayo mukha.
Pare2: Eh kung suntukin kaya kita?
Pare1: Hinee ako lan suntok sayo… para tanggal ipen… bawas sex drive… sabi naming Chinese “Pak ikaw wala ipen, Wala kan-tooth”:-D
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Anak: ‘Nay, anung ulam natin?
Nanay: Baka!
Anak: Wow! Ang sarap naman, e anung luto?
Nanay: BAKA meron o BAKA wala, depende pag may perang dala tatay mo!
Just Be Well
After weeks of joining the Bikram yoga in Manila, this time I am planning to enroll myself in gym exercises here in my province.
I know I am not too fat or too slim woman, and if ever I am that fat and need to loss weight, definitely taking diet pill will be my last option. I heard enough horror stories on the side effects of diet pills that is why I rather exercise than swallow a pill.
Anyway, my main objective why I want to engage myself in gym workout is not to shed pounds, but just to maintain my overall body wellness. I really do not want to be sickly as I age, so help me God.
Hemorrhoids Myths
Yes, I heard about it, but I do not know much about hemorrhoids except for two myths that a friend mentioned to me when I was in high school. According to her, eating too much spicy food triggers hemorrhoids and the other one is that sitting on cold concrete sidewalk can cause hemorrhoids too. The latter sounds silly to me, really! Lol!
Anyway, I still have to Google the real causes of hemorrhoids and hemorrhoids treatment as well. Tho I am aware that having such kinds of illness is painful, irritating and embarrassing.
SMS Jokes 94
Erap is standing at a vending machine putting money in the slot and collecting can after can after can of Coke. Jinggoy behind him is getting impatient, “For God’s sake, Dad, bilisan mo naman!” Sagot ni Erap, “Hindi mo ba nakikita, nananalo ako!”:-P
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Noynoy: Tito Erap, anu ho sikreto nyo at MA -CHICS pa rin kau ngayon?
Erap: Utang kong lahat eto kay Ninoy!
Noynoy: TALAGA?!
Erap: Hindi ako nawawalan ng Ninoy sa WALLET!
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Baka Nakalimutan Ninyo Ang Sariling Wika…
- Abuloy.. Bayad sa nahigop na kape at nanguyang biskwit sa nilamayang sakla.
- Bale.. Suweldong inutang.
- Kabag.. Utot na naipon sa tiyan.
- E.. Ireng paseksi.
- Gahasa.. Romansang walang ligawan.
- Gipit.. Kalagayan ng tao na suki na ng sanglaan.
- Handaan.. Magdamagan na palakihan ng tiyan.
- Hipo.. Haplos na may malisya.
- Imposible.. Pagtaas ng unano.
- Mano.. Kaugaling Pinoy na nakakapudpod ng noo.
- Ngalngal.. Iyak ng walang ipen.
- Ngisi.. Tawang tulo-laway.
- Paa.. Bahagi ng katawan na amoy lupa.
- Regla.. Masungit na panahon ng pagkababae.
- Sampal.. Haplos na nakakatigas ng mukha.
- Ta.. Ikli ng ‘tita’ o lalaking may bra.
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