SMS Jokes 117

Kapag sinabi ni Aling Dionisia na,
"LAKING BEAR BRAND AKU"
may bibili pa kaya ng Bear Brand?
Magkakape nalang ako…:D

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Noel: ang gusto ko Leon ang magiging pangalan ng anak ko kabaliktaran ng Noel.
Nino: Sa akin naman ay Onin baliktad din ng pangalan ko.
Toto: Mga gago pala kayo eh wag nyo nga ko masali-sali sa usapang nyan!

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Girl: Maganda ba ko?
Boy: Oo, kaya lang, Bumbayin ka…
Girl: Hindi naman ako mukhang Bumbay, ah?! Tisay yata to!
Boy: Oo nga, pero ‘yung amoy mo, Bumbayin!

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TUKMOL: Sino sa inyo ang matapang? Lumabas!
SIGA: Ako, matapang ako, bakit may problema ka?
TUKMOL: Wala po sir, survey lang ho… O ngayon, yung mga duwag naman ang lumabas!

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Hating me is an emotional, mental and psychological disease..
so for those who hate me..
"get well soon.."

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Boys say: ang girlfriend parang coffee..Tinatapon pag di na hot!

Well…Girls say: ang boyfirend parang alak..Sinusuka pag di na kaya.

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Viagra now available to put in tea, does nothing for erections, but stops your biscuits from going soft!

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Young Son: My teacher says a father is the pillar of the family. What’s Mom then?
Dad: She makes the pillar stiff, strong and worthwhile to raise a family.

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There are four ways to enjoy LOVE..
1. Hand in hand.
2. That in hand.
3. Hand in that.
4. That in that.
Now please don’t ask what is that!

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Boy: gusto mo libre kita ng siomai at hopia?
Girl: ha? bakit?
Boy: wala lang… i just want to siomai love for you and hopia love me too!

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Employee: Boss pwede ba ako nalang ang papalit dun pwesto sa manager natin na kamamatay lang?
Boss: Ok lang sa akin na ikaw ang pumalit sa kanya, ewan ko lang kung papayag ang punerarya.

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Pedro: Pare, magkaiba medyas mo, isang pula at isang asul!
Juan: Ewan ko nga kung saan nabili ng misis ko ito. May isa pa nga akong pares na ganito rin and kulay sa bahay.

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may ngongo sa bus:
ngongo: mama mara lang a tami
(hindi huminto ang bus)
ngongo: mama mara!
(tuloy tuloy parin ang bus)
ngongo: mama inami ng mara e!
driver: ori a! aala o niloloo mo lan ao e!

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All of the above SMS Jokes courtesy of Mike

Gravity

May bagong subscriber/reader ang Maruism. Ibig sabihin, nadagdagan na naman ng isa ang Maruism cult ko na may member na apat! 😀

Itago na lang natin ang newest subscriber ko sa pangalan na – “kahon”.  Kahon para tagong-tago talaga sya, di ba? Hehe!.

Pwera biro, gusto ko pasalamatan si Rey who took time and effort  to email me just to express his appreciation sa mga sinusulat ko dito sa blog tungkol sa  mga kalandian ko sa buhay ko. Salamat naman at  may naaaliw  pala sa pagiging lukaret ko. Pakiramdam ko punong-puno ng kolesterol ang puso ko ngayon dahil sobrang nakakataba  ng  hart  ang mga sinabi nya sa email. Rey, tenkyu, tenkyu talaga.

This morning he attached his email with  mp3 of  Sara Bareilles’  GRAVITY. Eyelovit!

Again, thank you, Rey…at pinaganda mo ang Monday morning ko.

04 Gravity (Album Version)

GRAVITY – Sara Bareilles

Something always brings me back to you
It never takes too long
No matter what I say or do
I still feel you here ’til the moment I’m gone

You hold me without touch
You keep me without chains
I never wanted anything so much
Than to drown in your love and not feel your rain

Set me free, leave me be
I don’t wanna fall another moment into your gravity
Here I am and I stand so tall
I’m just the way I’m supposed to be
But you’re on to me and all over me

You loved me ’cause I’m fragile
When I thought that I was strong
But you touch me for a little while
And all my fragile strength is gone

Set me free, leave me be
I don’t wanna fall another moment into your gravity
Here I am and I stand so tall
I’m just the way I’m supposed to be
But you’re on to me and all over me

I live here on my knees
As I try to make you see
That you’re everything I think I need
Here on the ground

But you’re neither friend nor foe
Though I can’t seem to let you go
The one thing that I still know
Is that you’re keeping me down
You’re keeping me down

You’re on to me, on to me and all over
Something always brings me back to you
It never takes too long

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