My thoughts on being stylish and fashionable are not about the price of the things you wear. A shirt doesn’t have to be costly so you can be stylish. It doesn’t matter if you are wearing just simple nfl t shirts. I think it is more about honoring who you are and loving how you look. Relax, have fun. Be creative. Expensive clothes do not define your style. You define your own style. Express it. Love it.
Archive for 20 August, 2010
Define Your Style
Tote Bags
Four months to go and it is December again, it is time to give gifts to friends, relatives and to people who matter to us. My sister is thinking already to have custom tote bags as her giveaways for her clients. At usimprints.com, tote bags come in different colors and sizes, perfect for strutting your friend’s stuff in the corporate world or even just hanging out with fave girlfriends. Check out the website.
Esep-Esep 5
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Nag-iba na naman ang takbo ng body clock ko. Kung dati rati nagigising ako ng 5:30 ng umaga, ngayon as early as 4am, gising na ang lola nyo! Waaah! Tulog pa yata ang Diyos, eh gising na aketch! Mag–iisang linggo na akong ganitetch, kaya naman nilalatag ko na lang sa kama ng maaga rin ang pagal pero yummylicious kong katawan. Sinisikap kong 9pm pa lang, nakahiga na ako para makakuha ng 7 hrs na tulog. Hays… isa lang talaga ang ibig sabihin nitetch…tanders na nga ako. Huhuhu!
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Maingay na pinag uusapan ngayon dito sa Pilipinas yung tungkol sa lumabas na cellphone video ng isang police brutality. Yung video ng pagto-torture sa isang snatcher slash holdaper slash kriminal sa Tondo. Dios mio! Tinalian ba naman yung etits nung kawawang mama at hinila-hila ang ting-a-ling-a-ling-ding-dong nya! Hmmmn! Nabibigyan tuloy ng idea yung mga nagdurusang misis kung ano gagawin dun sa ari ng mga mister nilang hindi makuntento sa iisang pekpek.
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Araw-araw na lang at tuwing hapon umuulan dito sa amin. Pag napapatingin ako sa ulan na bumabagsak sa lupa, isa lang ang nasasabi ko sa sarili ko. “Mabuti pa ang lupa…nadidiligan!” Wahaha!
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Ang pinay ay known na resilient, matiisin hangga’t kayang magtiis. Mapag pasensya, mapag intindi at yung iba ay martir pa nga kahit na inuumbag na sila ng mister nila. Sa usapang hiwalayan nina Kris Aquino at James Yap, gusto pa ni James Yap na ayusin ang marriage nila di ba? Eto ang masasabi ko, bihira sa pinay o sa babae ang hindi mapagbigay. Pero pag ang babae talaga ay naibigay na ang lahat ng kaya niyang ibigay ng sarili nya sa isang relasyon, at pag umayaw na si babae , eh ayaw na talaga! Kaya ikaw James Yap, asa ka pa!
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Tip para sa mga nagbabalak kumuha ng katulong o kasambahay. Pag ang katulong na bagong hire ay malakas ang loob na gusto na agad umutang o kaya nakikiusap na agad ng advance kahit kabago-bago pa lang – wag na kayo mag anu-ano pa, tsugihin nyo na agad! Maniwala kayo, hindi magandang palatandaan ang ganung klaseng katulong. Hindi yan magtatagal sa inyo, pramis! Sayang lang ang effort nyo sa pakikisama. At least man lang sana ay 3 months muna sya magtrabaho sa inyo bago sya magpakapal muks na mag advance o mangutang, di ba?
Style Of Your Own
When it comes to style, I believe that one should not set rules. I mean every woman is unique and to follow a certain set of do’s and don’ts regarding creating your personal style only serves limitation to self-expression. See, anything goes nowadays. Example in dressing, a pair of ragged apple bottom jeans can already glam up with evening sandals. The higher the heel, the more glamorous. Today’s women should really know how to create personal style and should not just settle as a copycat of somebody else’s style.
Stylish Door Locks
Locksets provide convenience, privacy and security. A durable material such as polished brass, chrome, satin nickel, antique nickel, and Venetian bronze is essential for a door lock to serve its purpose well. These door handles offer a variety of designs that can give a great style statement to your door. Here are some Baldwin door hardware selection that combines function and beauty.
No Winter Here
Cold weather makes me feel sad. Thanks Lord we do not have the coldest season like winter here in my country. I truly find winter isolating and depressing. We don’t have winter season therefore we don’t have to install heating system in our home and also no hassle of replacing furnace filters like what they have in most of the houses in the United States and Europe. Really, I cannot exchange for anything else the lovely weather in tropical countries like my Philippines
Artistang Hindi Ko Feel
Narinig ko minsan sa morning radio show ni Mo Twister, tinatanong nila sa mga listeners kung sino pinaka-hate nilang artista for no reason at all. Yung tipong basta makita mo lang sya, maiinis ka na. Parang gusto ko tumawag at sumabat. Gusto ko sabihin na may kinaiinisan din ako – pero may dahilan naman ako.
Hate ko si:
1. Valerie Concepcion - Kairita boses nya! Ang tinis! Parang boses-kiki! Sakit sa tenga at hindi ko na halos maintindihan ang sinasabi nya dahil parang laging sumisigaw pag nagsasalita. Pag naririnig ko boses nya sa TV…nahahayblad ako at parang gusto ko syang batuhin ng remote control.
2. Angelica Panganiban – I like this girl, maganda at magaling umarte. Pero hinding-hindi yung panggagaya nya sa boses ni Kris Aquino. Napanood nyo ba yung pag i-spoof nya sa Banana Split? Ang OA! Tumatayo tutsang ko sa inis. Pucha, at nagka-TV commercial pa sya ng Del Monte product dahil diyan sa spoof nya ha? Lab ko pa naman ang mga produkto ng Del Monte. Para akong rereglahin pag napapanood ko yun as in!
3. Stars of GMA-7 – Pasensya na sa mga Kapuso, pero wiz ko talaga feel ang mga stars nila sa simpleng dahilan na hindi ko sila kilala. Kokonti lang din naman kasi sikat sa kanila. Mabibilang mo lang yung may mga pangalan na. Hehehe! Tuwing napupunta ang channel ng TV namin sa GMA-7, lagi na lang tanong ko…”sinetch na naman yan?”
Kayo, sinong artista ang hindi nyo feel?
SMS Jokes 117
Kapag sinabi ni Aling Dionisia na,
"LAKING BEAR BRAND AKU"
may bibili pa kaya ng Bear Brand?
Magkakape nalang ako…:D
oOo
Noel: ang gusto ko Leon ang magiging pangalan ng anak ko kabaliktaran ng Noel.
Nino: Sa akin naman ay Onin baliktad din ng pangalan ko.
Toto: Mga gago pala kayo eh wag nyo nga ko masali-sali sa usapang nyan!
oOo
Girl: Maganda ba ko?
Boy: Oo, kaya lang, Bumbayin ka…
Girl: Hindi naman ako mukhang Bumbay, ah?! Tisay yata to!
Boy: Oo nga, pero ‘yung amoy mo, Bumbayin!
oOo
TUKMOL: Sino sa inyo ang matapang? Lumabas!
SIGA: Ako, matapang ako, bakit may problema ka?
TUKMOL: Wala po sir, survey lang ho… O ngayon, yung mga duwag naman ang lumabas!
oOo
Hating me is an emotional, mental and psychological disease..
so for those who hate me..
"get well soon.."
0Oo
Boys say: ang girlfriend parang coffee..Tinatapon pag di na hot!
Well…Girls say: ang boyfirend parang alak..Sinusuka pag di na kaya.
oOo
Viagra now available to put in tea, does nothing for erections, but stops your biscuits from going soft!
oOo
Young Son: My teacher says a father is the pillar of the family. What’s Mom then?
Dad: She makes the pillar stiff, strong and worthwhile to raise a family.
oOo
There are four ways to enjoy LOVE..
1. Hand in hand.
2. That in hand.
3. Hand in that.
4. That in that.
Now please don’t ask what is that!
oOo
Boy: gusto mo libre kita ng siomai at hopia?
Girl: ha? bakit?
Boy: wala lang… i just want to siomai love for you and hopia love me too!
oOo
Employee: Boss pwede ba ako nalang ang papalit dun pwesto sa manager natin na kamamatay lang?
Boss: Ok lang sa akin na ikaw ang pumalit sa kanya, ewan ko lang kung papayag ang punerarya.
oOo
Pedro: Pare, magkaiba medyas mo, isang pula at isang asul!
Juan: Ewan ko nga kung saan nabili ng misis ko ito. May isa pa nga akong pares na ganito rin and kulay sa bahay.
oOo
may ngongo sa bus:
ngongo: mama mara lang a tami
(hindi huminto ang bus)
ngongo: mama mara!
(tuloy tuloy parin ang bus)
ngongo: mama inami ng mara e!
driver: ori a! aala o niloloo mo lan ao e!
oOo
All of the above SMS Jokes courtesy of Mike
Category: August 2010, HUMOR, SMS Jokes 2010 |
Tags: Green Jokes, jokes, Pinoy Jokes, SMS Jokes, tagalog jokes
A Red Ferrari
Every year, I never fail to make a Christmas wish list and as early next month, I am planning to start my listing.
I made up my mind already – I will include a brand new red Ferrari car in my wish list. Lol! Just thinking how much that exotic car cost in real, or just for Ferrari parts (a screw maybe), probably the cost is already equivalent to the present market value of my house. Well next year, by all means and nobody can stop me; I am going to buy that red Ferrari car – miniature!
Gravity
May bagong subscriber/reader ang Maruism. Ibig sabihin, nadagdagan na naman ng isa ang Maruism cult ko na may member na apat! 
Itago na lang natin ang newest subscriber ko sa pangalan na – “kahon”. Kahon para tagong-tago talaga sya, di ba? Hehe!.
Pwera biro, gusto ko pasalamatan si Rey who took time and effort to email me just to express his appreciation sa mga sinusulat ko dito sa blog tungkol sa mga kalandian ko sa buhay ko. Salamat naman at may naaaliw pala sa pagiging lukaret ko. Pakiramdam ko punong-puno ng kolesterol ang puso ko ngayon dahil sobrang nakakataba ng hart ang mga sinabi nya sa email. Rey, tenkyu, tenkyu talaga.
This morning he attached his email with mp3 of Sara Bareilles’ GRAVITY. Eyelovit!
Again, thank you, Rey…at pinaganda mo ang Monday morning ko.
GRAVITY – Sara Bareilles
Something always brings me back to you
It never takes too long
No matter what I say or do
I still feel you here ’til the moment I’m gone
You hold me without touch
You keep me without chains
I never wanted anything so much
Than to drown in your love and not feel your rain
Set me free, leave me be
I don’t wanna fall another moment into your gravity
Here I am and I stand so tall
I’m just the way I’m supposed to be
But you’re on to me and all over me
You loved me ’cause I’m fragile
When I thought that I was strong
But you touch me for a little while
And all my fragile strength is gone
Set me free, leave me be
I don’t wanna fall another moment into your gravity
Here I am and I stand so tall
I’m just the way I’m supposed to be
But you’re on to me and all over me
I live here on my knees
As I try to make you see
That you’re everything I think I need
Here on the ground
But you’re neither friend nor foe
Though I can’t seem to let you go
The one thing that I still know
Is that you’re keeping me down
You’re keeping me down
You’re on to me, on to me and all over
Something always brings me back to you
It never takes too long
oOo
