SMS Jokes 2011-172

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Datu Puti Ads:
Freddie Roach: “May asim pa si Mommy.”
Mommy Dionisia: “May toyo ka yata eh!”

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Sabi ng parrot sa tatlong madreng nakita: “asul… itim… pula!” Nagulat ang tatlo dahil yun ang kulay ng underwear nila.
Kinabukasan, nagdaan muli ang tatlong madre at sabi ng parrot: “dilaw… puti… berde!” Tama na naman ang loro sa mga kulay ng undies nila.
Nang sumunod na araw di kaagad nakapagsalita ang loro nang makita ang tatlong madre, pero mayat-maya sabi nito: “kulot… matambok… balbon!” Di pala nagsuot ng mga undies ang tatlo!

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The book on “DUTIES of a GOOD HUSBAND”:
When wife commands – OBEY
When wife travels – ACCOMPANY
When wife is wrong – DISREGARD
When wife spends – PAY
When wife loses temper – ENDURE
When wife wants intimacy -PROVIDE
When wife becomes unreasonable – KEEP QUIET

NOTE:
The AUTHOR already left his wife!!

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Birthday Message From Gemma

Advance Happy happy birthday to Mare, Sister, kapatid!!!

I’m so proud of you my  kumare, my sister! you are a great blogger, a great “hot” mama! a good good friend to everyone! (pero ingat kau sa kanya masama ding magalit yan! joke!).

I’m so thankful na nagkaroon tau ng chance na magkilala at magkasama  here sa Dubai kahit sandali lang (I can’t remember kung sino ang unang umalis kung kau or kami), but of course you can’t forget our bonding moments here in Dubai.  I hope someday magkita-kita  tau uli… Miss you Mare!

Well my Kumare, I wish you happy birthday once more, may your birthday bring you as much happiness as you give to everyone who knows YOU …… Cheers!!!

I miss you and hope to see you soon!

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The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it’s learning to love the person you found. -Anonymous

Birthday Message from Mavie

Hi Maru,
I have been a silent reader for a while now… isa din ako sa mga nag-susubscribe sa blog mo.
To show how much I appreciate you sharing your life with us, I edited a picture to greet you a happy happy birthday.
Remember, You are only as old as you act.

happy bday maru

Ito pa pala isa, nakalimutan ko i-attach.
happy birthday ulit!

frmavie

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Don’t say you love somebody and then change your mind. Love isn’t like picking what movie you want to watch. -Lisa Schroeder