Pagkagising ko kanina . . . sinalubong ako ng isang malaking JOKE OF THE DAY:
"If I resign today, there will be chaos," "I don’t care what people say about me. Right now I care about my country." – Egypt’s President Hosni Mubarak
Oyeh!! At ano pa ba ang tawag nya ngayon sa nangyayari sa bansa nya? Mapayapa? Matiwasay? Tahimik? Kalurkey ‘tong si Manong Hosni! May ker ker pang nalalaman!
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Habang nagdi-dinner kami kagabi (alangan naman dinner sa umaga, hello!), napag-usapan namin ng mga bagets ko ang tungkol sa nangyayari sa Egypt.
Bisaya salita namin kaya translate ko na lang sa tagalog ha?
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KEVIN: "Ma, ano ba talaga ang nangyayari dun sa Egypt, ano ba dahilan ng civil unrest dun?"
MAMARU: (nagdunong-dunungan at ipinaliwanag ang tunay na dahilan ng gulo. ahem!) "Blah! Blah! Blah!…"
MAMARU: "Tsk!…pati nga internet dun na-cut na din eh."
KEVIN: "Oo nga daw. ‘La na internet kaya dapat iba na ang itawag sa kanila."
MAMARU: "Huh? Ano?"
KEVIN: Imbes E-gyptians, dapat Gyptians na lang. 
MAMARU: 
oOo
Don’t hold anything against those who did you wrong, ask GOD for peace. Let go of grudges make LIFE easier. -Alex Jeanty
Need gift suggestion for first-time parents baby shower? Here’s my own exact idea on what to give. Give them an ergo baby carrier. I know first-time parents are not always aware of all the things they need for their baby. It’s guaranteed, a durable high quality baby carrier is a gift that the expectant mother and father will truly appreciate.
PANATANG MAKA-ALAK
Iniibig ko ang ALAK.
Ito ang inumin ng aking buhay.
Ito ang nagwawala ng aking lumbay.
Ak0′y kanyang nilalasing ngunit tinutulungan upang maging malakas,
maangas at mataas ang karakas.
Bilang ganti diringgin q lagi ang anyaya para mag inuman. Susundin ko at pupuntahan kung saan ang tagpuan.
Pananatilihin kung maging isang tunay na lasenggo.
sa baso, sa puso at sa nguso!
TATAY: “Mula ngaun walang magsasalita ng Ingles… ang sinumang magpadugo ng ilong ko at sa nanay nyo, papalayasin sa pamamahay na to! Klaro!?”
ANAK: “Ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw, sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunam-gunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran… tatalikdan ang matatayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingian, bibigkasin at sakdal timyas ng sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban.”
(Tatay natulala, dumugo ilong.)
Ang sagot ni Liz Uy kung bakit niya binasted si P-Noy…“Hindi ko kaya ang transition from John Lloyd to MONGO-LLOYD..”
NewsFLASH!
PAQUIAO will buy PAL for the sake of nat’l interest…
it will now be known as PAL-PAQ Airlines, esyas pers & pinest!
“Cheer up,” the lawyer advised his recently divorced colleague, “there are plenty of other fish in the sea.”
“Maybe so, replied the despondent colleague, “but the last one took all my bait.”
When friends tell me that they need to find a job, I used to suggest to them to look in the newspapers first. Nowadays, as technology go high, one good place to go is of course, the internet. The best thing about this medium is you get the opportunities fresh and fast. So, looking for merchandiser jobs? Check out retailgigs.com. There, you can find not only job opportunity listings, they also provide career advice.
Nag dinner kami ng mga sisters ko. My Ate Ellen from Canada is home once again. Umaatikabong chikahan siempre. At touch ako, kasi kahit alam ng Ate ko na may pinagdadaanan akong proseso sa buhay lately, she complimented me by saying…"ok lang yan, ‘cat…by the way, you still look good." Kabog! Honestly, feeling ko I was up in the clouds, like a school girl complimented by the principal. Sa loob-loob ko, "Yes sister dear, this, too, shall pass! Hindi man masarap ang buhay, ang importante eh masarap ako!". "Lam ko isa-isang maglalaho din ang mga bitterness ko. I’m getting there… ilang hakbang na lang ako sa proseso at masasabi ko na rin na naka move-on na ako." 
It is no secret that going to SPA clinic and have a regular body massage is one of my favorite self-indulgences. Not only it helps me relieve stress, reduces blood pressure, and increase my awareness of mind-body connection. Above all, I feel so luxurious when having body massage. Sometimes I even entertain the idea of enrolling myself to massage therapy program online so I can learn how to give therapeutic massage and body pampering to my significant other someday.
One of the biggest events during high school days is the prom night. My daughter Keziah is going to experience it soon and believe me, I am soooo excited for her. Funny because I think I am the one getting all the stress on everything for her prom. Lol! I already started looking through magazines and in the internet websites for prom dresses 2011. I want to prepare the necessary as early as now because I don’t want last-minute stress and panic.
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