Mga Anik-Anik Lang Ulit

  • March na, lapit na bertdey ng unica hija ko. She’s turning 15 on the 15th. Susme, bilis talaga ng panahon. Hindi ko na namamalayan eh baka bukas may humihila na sa laylayan ng palda ko. Magugulat na lang ako na yun ay apo ko na pala yun! Waaa! Ang bilis!
  • Lalabas na sa March 11 ang bagong Apple iPad 2.  Leche! Ni hindi pa nga ako nakakahawak ng tunay na Apple iPad, eh eto na at lalabas na agad ang latest version. Kala-launch lang ni Manong Steve Jobs  (grabe! sobrang payat nya!) ng iPad 2. Nakakasuya! Hanggang Apple Pie na lang ba ako? Lol! Howel, hindi pa naman ako nawawalan ng pag-asa, siguro sa paglabas ng iPad 9, siguro may trabaho na si Kevin ko nun at pwede na maglambing at magturo para magpabili ng Apple computer ang madir nya.

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  • Tuwing napapanood ko si Muamar Gadaffi ng Libya sa TV, napapatitig talaga ako sa mukha nya. Hindi ko maintindihan, ano ba yan? Naka-plastic surgery ba sya o manas lang talaga? Parang tinapalan ang mukha ng ewan. Kakaiba yung labi nya ha! Parang syang isa sa mga wax figures naka-display dun sa Madame Tussaud wax museum ng London na binigyan-buhay at ngayon ay handang maghasik ng lagim sa Libya. Scary talaga chura nya. Worried

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  • Looky! Looky! Ang cute neto:

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Ang ganda pang regalo.

At eto pa, I want this.

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Gusto ko ‘to para lagayan ko ng:

1. mga brilyantes, diamantes, at iba pang alahas ko.

2. mga salafi ko na nasa iba’t ibang currency.

3. taguan ng mga mahahalagang papeles, titulo ng mga lupain at iba pang mga ari-arian ko.

4. lagayan ng mga pictures ng mga naging boylets ko in the past. (yung pinakamalaking kaha)

 

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Life’s not always fair, but we must believe that everything we go through now will pay off in the long run.

SMS Jokes 2011-174

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Erap: “Mam, can I go to the toilet?”
Titser: “Erap, MAY I go to the toilet?”
Erap: “Ma’am, but I asked first!”

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A: "I read that a woman with nine kids married a widower with seven. Isn’t that something?"
B: "Sure is. That wasn’t marriage… it was a merger!"

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Tormented by her husband’s infidelities, a wife took a decisive action. So the next night, she took a marker pen and printed in bold letters on the crotch of her panties. . . "LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT."

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Service at a resto was very slow. A man was about to go ballistics, so his wife tried to distract him with small talk.
"You know," she said, "my best friend should be having her baby anytime now."
"Really?" he snaps. "She wasn’t even pregnant when we walked in here!"

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A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her husband to spice things up.
She replied, "You mean imagine that it’s good?"

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