SMS Jokes 2011-176

Ring…ring…ring…
GMA : "Hello!"
Ombudsman: "Hello mam, si Merci po ito."
GMA: "Yes Merci, bakit ka napatawag?"
Ombudsman: "Kasi po nag rule na ang SC na pwede daw ituloy yung impeachment ko."
GMA: "O bakit, natatakot ka?"
Ombudsman: "Opo mam."
GMA: "Ay naku Merci, bakit hindi ka gumaya kay Angie at manahimik ka na lang."

Inside motel after sex iyak si babae.
Lalake: “Huwag ka nang umiyak papunta tayo sa inyo pakakasalan kita.”
Babae: “Paano kung di pumayag ang mister ko?”

REASONS WHY SOME PEOPLE ARE SINGLE:
1. DESTINY ADDICT – umaasa sa tadhana.
2. PERFECTIONIST – sobrang choosy! naman!
3. BUSYBUSYHAN – mga taong workaholic.
4. FRIENDSHIP THEORY – kung friends, friends lng tlga.
5. X TO D nTH POWER – taong di makaget over sa past relationship.
6. FAMILY FEUD – takot sa parents.
7. FOREVER BASTED – walang nagkamali.
8. HEART ATTACK – yaw masaktan.
at ang..
9. WAITER – hintay ng hintay, wala naman inaantay.

10 yrs of marriage couple go on 2nd Honeymoon. They checked-in hotel room.
Husband scribbles note on Sign & hangs it outside the door.
It reads. . .”Do Not Disturb. Already Very Disturbed”

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