SMS Jokes 2011-185

TANONG: Ano gawa ng tsunaming bakla? 

SAGOT:TSUPAMI!

ERAP: “Jinggoy, if you saw a 20 peso note and a 50 peso note on the floor, which will you take?”
JINGGOY: “The 50 peso of course!”
ERAP: “Tanga! Bakit hindi iyong dalawa!”

TODAY’S QUOTE:
"When I was growing up, we were so poor that when I asked my father for something to play with, he cut a hole in my pants pocket." 😛

A man was making love to his new wife. He whispered in her ear, "How many before me?"
He waited and waited and she didn’t answer. Finally, he whispered in her ear, "I’m still waiting."
To which she replied, "I’m still counting."

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