Buti Pa Sila

Dedikeyted para sa lahat na mga emoterang kagaya ko at sa mga nagko-coffee break na rin. Tara! Sabay-sabay tayong mag-emote.


Buti pa ang kalendaryo, may date.
Buti pa ang Hersheys, may kisses.
Buti pa ang probability, may chance.

Buti pa ang Paranaque, may BF.
Buti pa ang farm, may chicks.
Buti pa ang halaman, may nag-aalaga.

Buti pa ang nitso, may bulaklak.
Buti pa ang patay, may dumadalaw.
Buti pa ang preso, binabantayan.

Buti pa ang tennis, may love.
Buti pa ang bees, may honey.
Buti pa ang Chemistry, may lab.

Buti pa ang telepono, hini-hello.
Buti pa ang film, nadi-develop.
Buti pa ang typewriter, nata-type-pan.

Buti pa ang exams, sinasagot.
Buti pa ang problema, iniisip.
Buti pa ang assignment, inu-uwi.

Buti pa ang panyo, nadadantayan ng pisngi.
Buti pa ang baso, dinadampian ng labi.
Buti pa ang unan, inaakap sa gabi.

Buti pa ang kamalian, napapansin.
Buti pa ang salamin, minamasdan.
Buti pa ang hininga, hinahabol.

Buti pa ang tindera, nagpapatawad.
Buti pa ang awit at tugtog, pinagsasama.
Buti pa ang sugat, inaalagaan.

Buti pa ang lungs, malapit sa puso.
Buti pa ang bra, kakabit ng dibdib.
Buti pa ang kotse, mahal.

Buti pa ang pera, ini-ingatan.
Buti pa ang mahjong, sinasalat.
Buti pa ang damo, dinidiligan.

Buti pa ang sobre, nadidilaan.
Buti pa ang susi, naipapasok.
Buti pa ang itlog, binabati.

Buti pa ang doorbell, pinipindot.
Buti pa ang keyboard, napi-finger.
Buti pa ang bola, nilalaro.

Buti pa
Magtrabaho ka na


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SMS Jokes 2011-196

NANAY: “Anak, linisin mo nga yung isda!”
ANAK: “WTF!!!”
NANAY: “Ano kamo?! What the FUCK?!”
ANAK: “Hindi ah… "Where’s The Fish" Si nanay Slow!”

JUAN: “Pare, walanghiya yung mga konduktor sa bus!”
PEDRO: “Bakit?”
JUAN: “Ayaw akong papasukin sa bus! Yung iba, ang daming binebenta… mani, kasoy, yosi, puto, balot, itlog ng pugo, pinipig, chicharon, puwedeng pumasok!”
PEDRO: “Ano ba ang ibinebenta mo?”

A first grade teacher asked the new girl in class what her name was and the little girl replied "Happy Butt."
Taken aback, the teacher checked up her name on the register and said, "Your name is Gladys."
The girl replied, "Gladass, Happy Butt, it’s all the same to me."

The condo manager called a mother into the office, and said, "I regret to inform you that the other tenants are complaining that your son is urinating in the swimming pool."
"What’s the big deal,"
replies the mother, "all little boys go wee wee in the pool at one time or another."
The manager says, "I agree with you but your son is doing it from the diving board."

A guy walks past a bus stop and says to a woman, "Can I smell your pussy?"
"Fuck off, no you can’t smell my pussy!"
the woman yells back at him.
"Oh," he replies, looking confused, "it must be your feet then."

Two friends who hadn’t seen each other for several years meet waiting in line to get into Heaven. There are two long lines. One has a sign which reads HEN PECKED HUSBANDS, the other reads NON-HEN PECKED HUSBANDS. Fredo looks over Jorge and says, "Buddy, aren’t you in the wrong line?"
Jorge replies back, "Nope, this is where the wife told me to stand."

Co-workers sympathized as a lady complained that her back was sore from moving furniture.
"Why didn’t you wait till your husband got home?" someone asked.
"I could have," the lady told the group, "but the couch is easier to move if he’s not on it."


QUESTION: What did the blind man say to the strippers at the topless bar as he left?
ANSWER: "Ladies, I’ll feel you all tomorrow."

A boy asked his dad what a cup was and he said, "A cup is something athletes wear to protect their private parts from getting hit. If I weren’t wearing a cup I wouldn’t have my privates."
Then the boy remarks, "Then you would be a woman… and Mom would be a lesbian!"

"Mom, where do babies come from?"
Mom sighs knowing this day would come so she sits her daughter down for a long talk about the birds and the bees. After Mom has finished, the girl is silent. Mom asked if she still has any questions.
"Yes," she said, "how about little kittens, how does it work?"
"In exactly the same way as with babies."
the girl exclaims, "my daddy can do ANYTHING!"

** All of the above SMS Jokes courtesy of MIKE.

Butter Cookies Anyone?

Ginawa ko last week.

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coffee and butter cookies

Kapeng barako + butter cookies = purrfect combination.



  • 1 1/4 cup Butter
  • 1 1/3 cup Sugar
  • 3 Eggs
  • 4 1/2 cup All-Purpose Flour
  • 1 tsp. Baking Soda
  • 1 tsp. Salt
  • 1 tsp. Vanilla Essence


Cream butter till soft. Add sugar gradually. Add whole eggs one at a time. Add vanilla. Mix together baking soda and salt. Add creamed mixture. Beat thoroughly.



Tuesday Blah Blah

Martes na pero sure na sure ako, may hangover pa ang iba mula sa mahabang break dahil sa semana santa. Ako nga ay may hangover din eh. Charot! Siempre, ako at ang mga bagets ko, we spent the holiday at the happiest place on earth. Where else? Our home!

Noong Easter Sunday, nag-celebrate din kaming magnanay sa resurrection ni Jesus ditey sa mansiones namin sa pamamagitan ng simpleng salu-salo  ng spaghetti at garlic bread. At dahil pamilyang-pinoy kami, siempre may hotdog na sangkap ang spaghetti namin. Lol! Tabi ka muna Jollibee, mas yummy ang spag ni Mamaru.

Pinoy Style Spaghetti

As usual, walang labasan ng bahay ang arte namin noong Holy Week (at kahit naman hindi Holy Week eh). DVD marathon, lafang, internet at tulog lang ako. Hah! Sino may sabi na hindi ako pwede magbuhay-reyna? Sinoooo? Hihi!

Si unica hija ko naman. Eto ang inatupag.

Artwork nya.

Ewan ko kung sino ang nasa isip nya dito.

Ako yata? Lol! Char lang!







H A P P Y  T U E S D A Y everyone!



“Nothing is permanent in this wicked world. Not even our troubles” ~ Charles Chaplin


Please Upgrade

barcode I wonder when will the Gaisanos, chain of malls owner here in Visayas and Mindanao use and implement the laser barcode scanner in their point-of-sale system here in my city. Every checkout time at their department store (their supermarket section is the only section that uses the barcode system), it irritates me to stand waiting in line and watch the cashier manually verifies each and every product of my purchases, then writes down price on a paper or types it into a cash register. Such a waste of time, really. I hope the mall owner will realize the soonest that their customer service system is so slow and so backward!

SMS Jokes 2011-195

BOY: “Miss, may ipagtatapat ako sayo..”
GIRL: “Ano naman yun?”
BOY: “Eto oh… nakatapat na!”

Pasosyal na girl sa bus..
GIRL: “Manong, can you get my bagahe please? It’s like mabigat kasi eh.”
KONDUKTOR: “Alin dito miss?”
GIRL: “There oh! Yong SAKO! Please paki ingat lang kasi if it falls to da ground mahirap magpulot…


Thoughts To Ponder:

“Kung sawa ka na sa paligid mong sobrang ingay,
subukan mong pumasok sa kabaong at manahimik habang buhay.”

Miriam Santiago challenged the least intelligent senator to a televised debate. To make things interesting, She says that every time she asks Lito Lapid a question which he cant answer, he has to pay her P500. But if he asks her a question which she can’t answer, she has to give him P5,000.

She asks the 1st question: “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

He doesn’t say a word, reaches for his wallet, pulls out P500 & hands to her. Now, its his turn.

He asks her: “What goes up a hill with 3 legs, & comes down with 4?”

She looks at him with puzzled look. After 1 hour, she admits defeat & give him P5000. She demands an answer from him. Without a word, he pulls out his wallet & gives her P500.

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May 8: Mother’s Day

Soon it will be month of May. It is going to be Mother’s Day again!

Mother’s Day falls on the second Sunday each May. For this year, the mom’s special day will be on May 8. One thing for sure, flower shops and online florist like Greensboro flower delivery will be flooded again with orders!

I know many people tend to forget how much their mom does for them on a daily basis and forget to thank and show their appreciation on a regular basis. Take the opportunity to show your mom how much you love and appreciate her. Buy her gift, send her flowers, take her out to fine dining resto, cook for her, treat her to SPA, these are just of the several things you can do to make the holiday special to your mom.

I wonder what my kids are planning on the 8th of May.:D

I Need To Be Healthy Always

be healthy I envy people who have medicare supplement plans. Why? It’s simply because I don’t have one. Of course, I am aware the importance and need of having a medical insurance. I do wish I have one even with the cheapest policy only, to at least have something to cover me and take care of my medical expenses in the case of emergency. As for now, with no medicare plan to rely on, I just strive harder to take more care of my wellness, my health in order for me not to get sick.