Buti Pa Sila

Dedikeyted para sa lahat na mga emoterang kagaya ko at sa mga nagko-coffee break na rin. Tara! Sabay-sabay tayong mag-emote.

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Buti pa ang kalendaryo, may date.
Buti pa ang Hersheys, may kisses.
Buti pa ang probability, may chance.
YUNG IBANG TAO, WALA.

Buti pa ang Paranaque, may BF.
Buti pa ang farm, may chicks.
Buti pa ang halaman, may nag-aalaga.
YUNG IBANG TAO, WALA.

Buti pa ang nitso, may bulaklak.
Buti pa ang patay, may dumadalaw.
Buti pa ang preso, binabantayan.
YUNG IBANG TAO, BALEWALA.

Buti pa ang tennis, may love.
Buti pa ang bees, may honey.
Buti pa ang Chemistry, may lab.
YUNG IBANG TAO, WALA.

Buti pa ang telepono, hini-hello.
Buti pa ang film, nadi-develop.
Buti pa ang typewriter, nata-type-pan.
YUNG IBANG TAO, HINDI.

Buti pa ang exams, sinasagot.
Buti pa ang problema, iniisip.
Buti pa ang assignment, inu-uwi.
YUNG IBANG TAO, HINDI.

Buti pa ang panyo, nadadantayan ng pisngi.
Buti pa ang baso, dinadampian ng labi.
Buti pa ang unan, inaakap sa gabi.
YUNG IBANG TAO, HINDI PUEDE.

Buti pa ang kamalian, napapansin.
Buti pa ang salamin, minamasdan.
Buti pa ang hininga, hinahabol.
YUNG IBANG TAO, HINDI.

Buti pa ang tindera, nagpapatawad.
Buti pa ang awit at tugtog, pinagsasama.
Buti pa ang sugat, inaalagaan.
YUNG IBANG TAO, HINDI.

Buti pa ang lungs, malapit sa puso.
Buti pa ang bra, kakabit ng dibdib.
Buti pa ang kotse, mahal.
YUNG IBANG TAO, HINDI.

Buti pa ang pera, ini-ingatan.
Buti pa ang mahjong, sinasalat.
Buti pa ang damo, dinidiligan.
YUNG IBA DIYAN, HINDI.

Buti pa ang sobre, nadidilaan.
Buti pa ang susi, naipapasok.
Buti pa ang itlog, binabati.
YUNG SA IBA DIYAN, HINDI.

Buti pa ang doorbell, pinipindot.
Buti pa ang keyboard, napi-finger.
Buti pa ang bola, nilalaro.
YUNG SA IBA DIYAN, HINDI.

Buti pa
Magtrabaho ka na
At BAKA MASISANTE KA PA! *@&#^#%!

SMS Jokes 2011-196

NANAY: “Anak, linisin mo nga yung isda!”
ANAK: “WTF!!!”
NANAY: “Ano kamo?! What the FUCK?!”
ANAK: “Hindi ah… "Where’s The Fish" Si nanay Slow!”

JUAN: “Pare, walanghiya yung mga konduktor sa bus!”
PEDRO: “Bakit?”
JUAN: “Ayaw akong papasukin sa bus! Yung iba, ang daming binebenta… mani, kasoy, yosi, puto, balot, itlog ng pugo, pinipig, chicharon, puwedeng pumasok!”
PEDRO: “Ano ba ang ibinebenta mo?”
JUAN: “APARADOR!”

A first grade teacher asked the new girl in class what her name was and the little girl replied "Happy Butt."
Taken aback, the teacher checked up her name on the register and said, "Your name is Gladys."
The girl replied, "Gladass, Happy Butt, it’s all the same to me."

The condo manager called a mother into the office, and said, "I regret to inform you that the other tenants are complaining that your son is urinating in the swimming pool."
"What’s the big deal,"
replies the mother, "all little boys go wee wee in the pool at one time or another."
The manager says, "I agree with you but your son is doing it from the diving board."

A guy walks past a bus stop and says to a woman, "Can I smell your pussy?"
"Fuck off, no you can’t smell my pussy!"
the woman yells back at him.
"Oh," he replies, looking confused, "it must be your feet then."

Two friends who hadn’t seen each other for several years meet waiting in line to get into Heaven. There are two long lines. One has a sign which reads HEN PECKED HUSBANDS, the other reads NON-HEN PECKED HUSBANDS. Fredo looks over Jorge and says, "Buddy, aren’t you in the wrong line?"
Jorge replies back, "Nope, this is where the wife told me to stand."

Co-workers sympathized as a lady complained that her back was sore from moving furniture.
"Why didn’t you wait till your husband got home?" someone asked.
"I could have," the lady told the group, "but the couch is easier to move if he’s not on it."

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QUESTION: What did the blind man say to the strippers at the topless bar as he left?
ANSWER: "Ladies, I’ll feel you all tomorrow."

A boy asked his dad what a cup was and he said, "A cup is something athletes wear to protect their private parts from getting hit. If I weren’t wearing a cup I wouldn’t have my privates."
Then the boy remarks, "Then you would be a woman… and Mom would be a lesbian!"

"Mom, where do babies come from?"
Mom sighs knowing this day would come so she sits her daughter down for a long talk about the birds and the bees. After Mom has finished, the girl is silent. Mom asked if she still has any questions.
"Yes," she said, "how about little kittens, how does it work?"
"In exactly the same way as with babies."
"Wow,"
the girl exclaims, "my daddy can do ANYTHING!"

** All of the above SMS Jokes courtesy of MIKE.

Butter Cookies Anyone?

Ginawa ko last week.

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coffee and butter cookies

Kapeng barako + butter cookies = purrfect combination.

BUTTER COOKIES

Ingredients:

  • 1 1/4 cup Butter
  • 1 1/3 cup Sugar
  • 3 Eggs
  • 4 1/2 cup All-Purpose Flour
  • 1 tsp. Baking Soda
  • 1 tsp. Salt
  • 1 tsp. Vanilla Essence

Procedure:

Cream butter till soft. Add sugar gradually. Add whole eggs one at a time. Add vanilla. Mix together baking soda and salt. Add creamed mixture. Beat thoroughly.

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Tuesday Blah Blah

Martes na pero sure na sure ako, may hangover pa ang iba mula sa mahabang break dahil sa semana santa. Ako nga ay may hangover din eh. Charot! Siempre, ako at ang mga bagets ko, we spent the holiday at the happiest place on earth. Where else? Our home!

Noong Easter Sunday, nag-celebrate din kaming magnanay sa resurrection ni Jesus ditey sa mansiones namin sa pamamagitan ng simpleng salu-salo  ng spaghetti at garlic bread. At dahil pamilyang-pinoy kami, siempre may hotdog na sangkap ang spaghetti namin. Lol! Tabi ka muna Jollibee, mas yummy ang spag ni Mamaru.

Pinoy Style Spaghetti

As usual, walang labasan ng bahay ang arte namin noong Holy Week (at kahit naman hindi Holy Week eh). DVD marathon, lafang, internet at tulog lang ako. Hah! Sino may sabi na hindi ako pwede magbuhay-reyna? Sinoooo? Hihi!

Si unica hija ko naman. Eto ang inatupag.

Artwork nya.

Ewan ko kung sino ang nasa isip nya dito.

Ako yata? Lol! Char lang!

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H A P P Y  T U E S D A Y everyone!

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“Nothing is permanent in this wicked world. Not even our troubles” ~ Charles Chaplin

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SMS Jokes 2011-195

BOY: “Miss, may ipagtatapat ako sayo..”
GIRL: “Ano naman yun?”
BOY: “Eto oh… nakatapat na!”
GIRL: “MANYAK!!!”

Pasosyal na girl sa bus..
GIRL: “Manong, can you get my bagahe please? It’s like mabigat kasi eh.”
KONDUKTOR: “Alin dito miss?”
GIRL: “There oh! Yong SAKO! Please paki ingat lang kasi if it falls to da ground mahirap magpulot…

ng "KOPFRAS".

Thoughts To Ponder:

“Kung sawa ka na sa paligid mong sobrang ingay,
subukan mong pumasok sa kabaong at manahimik habang buhay.”

Miriam Santiago challenged the least intelligent senator to a televised debate. To make things interesting, She says that every time she asks Lito Lapid a question which he cant answer, he has to pay her P500. But if he asks her a question which she can’t answer, she has to give him P5,000.

She asks the 1st question: “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

He doesn’t say a word, reaches for his wallet, pulls out P500 & hands to her. Now, its his turn.

He asks her: “What goes up a hill with 3 legs, & comes down with 4?”

She looks at him with puzzled look. After 1 hour, she admits defeat & give him P5000. She demands an answer from him. Without a word, he pulls out his wallet & gives her P500.

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Sweet Sixteen Dianne

It’s Dianne’s 16th birthday today – my pretty inaanak in Dubai.

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Hindi pa kami nagkakaroon ng chance para  mag HUG-HUGgan at mag KISS-KISSan kasi hindi pa kami nagkita in person. Derpor, hindi pa nakakapag-mano sa akin ang batang ‘to. Hihi! Pero nakarga ko na sha nung baby pa at nung binibinyagan shempre. Working in Dubai pa ako noon nang pagkatiwalaan akong kunin na isa sa mga ninang ni Dianne. Siya ang kauna-unahan sa lilimang inaanak ko na puro bilatches lahat ang gender. All female ang mga inaanak ni Mamaru at waley lalakey.

Lima lang ang inaanak ko kasi choosy ako eh. Joke!

Da truth is, marahil walang kumukuha sa akin na iba para mag-ninang ng anakis nila ay dahil sa kuripot ako. Weeeee!

Gaya ngayon, imbes na Apple iPad 2 (istir!) with matching purple casing (Dianne loves purple) ang balak ko na ipadala sa Dubai bilang legaro sa sweet sixteen kong inaanak, eto lang ang nakayanan ni Mamaru.

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Before It Explodes

“It’s not a question of love
‘Cause our love has never changed
But all the little things keep piling up
And life keeps getting in the way.”

 

Ilang araw na akong LSS sa song na ‘to.

Iba pa naman pag nagkaka-LSS ang Mamaru. Ang kulit. Paulit-ulit ko pini-play o naka-repeat mode ang player ng kanta sa buong gabi hanggang sa nakakatulugan ko. Buti na lang talaga at wala akong jowa na katabi sa pagtulog. Malamang kung meron, nababatukan na ako at hindi isi-sex sa sobrang asar sa paulit-ulit na tugtog magdamag. Haha!

Before It Explodes, performed by Alexandra Burke, lyrics by Bruno Mars. Alam ko mas maganda ang version ni Charice. Yun sana ang gusto ko, kaso wala pa akong mahagilap na video niya dun sa You Tube para ipirata. 😛

Hindi pa ata abelabol at sa iTunes lang pwede i-download sa ngayon.

 

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“And stop the madness before it explodes
Before it’s out of our control
Let’s stop the madness before it explodes
We gotta let it go
Before it all explodes.”

 

For complete lyrics.

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24 April 2011

Charice version:

Thanks Rhea! 😀

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Wednesday Chillax

Umpisa na ng DVD marathon.

Ang weird naming mag-nanay.

May TV naman kami na medyo malaki-laki ang screen at  di hamak na mas  panalo ang resolution, pero ewan ko kung bakit dito kami nagtitiyaga manood sa pc monitor ni Ziah.

Hindi na ako umangal sa trip nila,  at nakikinood lang ako sa likod nila.

 

 

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