SMS Jokes 2011-193

Paano Kung Ganito Natin Gamitin ang Math Daily:
TINDERA: “Ilang tali ng sitaw?”
JOSE: “3x-5 wer x=6.”
TINDERA: “So 13, bale mura lang 5sine90 ang isa.”
JOSE: “Umm… paki convert nalang po using arc tangent.”
TINDERA: “Di ko keri tangent n lang 5tan45 kung gusto mag apply ka nalang ng reduction formula.”
JOSE: “Ok na po e2 bayad (x2-4x+3)/ sin3x wer x+7. Keep the change na rin po.”


In an exam, a student who wasn’t prepared left the test paper blank and at bottom drew flowers and wrote…
"In memory of my memory which recently passed away!"

A funny and naughty answer given by a girl when asked how she feels when a boy gives her a flying kiss.
GIRL: I feel…
boys are very Lazy.

Sa isang kaharian
Sinabi ng hari na kung sino makakalangoy sa ilog na puro buwaya ay papipiliin nya sa dalawa
"prinsesa o kayamanan"
Natak0t ang kalalakihan sa dami ng buwaya.
Biglang tumalon ang isang lalake at ligtas na nakatawid sa ilog

HARI: “Magaling ano ang gusto mo prinsesa o kayamanan?”
LALAKI: “Wala ako pakialam sa anak mo o sa kayamanan. Ang gusto ko malaman eh kung sino yung putang inang nagtulak sa akin!”

For a Man, It’s Easy to Lift a 40 Kg. Woman but for the Same Man, It’s quite difficult to pick up a 14 Kg. Gas Cylinder. . .
Dedication and Interest matters!

Man brought daughter to OB-Gyne for birth control pills. The doc asks, "Is your daughter sexually active?"
Man says, "No, she just lays there like her mother."

Favorite Fantasy
17   tall, dark & handsome
25   tall, dark & handsome with money
35   tall, dark & handsome with money & brain
48   a man with hair
66   a man

A politician to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!"
The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I couldn’t say the same about you."
"Sure you could,"
said the politician, "if you could lie as well as I do."

** Above SMS Jokes courtesy of MIKE

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day…
30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

Every once in a while you see a simple act of patriotism that just fills your heart with so much pride that you get lumps in your throat….



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