M A R U I S M

1. My guy and I have sex frequently, and he always comes inside me. Is it possible to have too much sperm in my vagina? Nope, it won’t cause any health issues, since the vagina self-cleans and gravity takes care of the rest.
2. My boyfriend asked how I masturbate, but I’m not comfortable describing it. What should I tell him? Guide his hand, and say, “Let me show you instead.”
3. Can I be too wet for sex to work? No, if he slips out, keep your legs closer together.
4. I’ve just heard of the cremaster muscle. What is it? It surrounds the testicles and raises them up closer to his body when he’s aroused.
5. How many erections does the average man get per day? Eleven.
6. Can guys be allergic to their own semen? Yes.
7. Do tongue rings make oral more pleasurable for men? Maybe. But typically, it just feels different, not better.
8. Can I get pregnant from pre-ejaculate? Yes. While it’s sperm-free, it can mix with swimmers in his urethra from a previous ejaculation.
9. What’s female ejaculation? It’s a fluid that’s released through the urethra when the G-spot is stimulated.
10. Can women have wet dreams? Yes. But unlike men, women don’t have the ejaculatory evidence.
11. How do I stop queefing during sex? Use extra lube to reduce friction.
12. Is it normal to cry after sex? Yes, occasionally. Sex unlocks a hormonal wave that can make you emotional.
13. Sometimes, I sneeze when I’m aroused. Why? A likely explanation: The nose tissue becomes engorged, just like the tissue in your vagina does, causing you to sneeze.
14. Do penis pumps really make a guy bigger? Unfortunately, no.
15. So, is it the same thing as an orgasm? No. Usually, they happen at the same time, but like guys, women can ejaculate without a climax.
16. Can a guy ejaculate and pee at the same time? Nope. Just before climax, the tube leading to his bladder seals off so semen can shoot through his penis.
17. I have braces on my teeth. Can I still go down on a guy? Yes—just use your lips to cover your teeth.
18. How can I get him to dominate me? Tie him up with a scarf and pleasure him, then ask him to return the favor.
19. How fast do sperm travel? Not fast at all—about three-quarters of a foot per hour.
20. What color of lingerie do men find arousing? Red. It’s the hue men find most alluring, according to a study.
    
21. He wants me to call him daddy during sex. Does that mean he has effed-up fantasies? Probably not. To some men, it’s the same thing as a playful “yes, sir!”
22. His neck cramps up during oral sex. How can I make him more comfortable? Prop up your hips on a pillow so he doesn’t have to bend his neck as far.
23. My guy has a third nipple. Is it as sensitive as his other two? Probably not, but you might as well try.
24. Are we the only animals to engage in prostitution? Oddly, no. Female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests.
    
25. Will having sex stretch out my vagina? No, but as you age, the lining gets thinner, so it feels less tight. Kegel exercises do the trick.

Via: COSMOPOLITAN Magazine (March 2011 issue)

1. How many calories does semen have? Thirty-six per teaspoon. 
2. What is the average size of a testicle? At least two inches long and one inch wide.
3. Is it possible for someone to be asexual? Yes, but it’s rare: one in 100 adults is asexual. Still, they can enjoy other aspects of intimacy, like cuddling.
4. Is it possible to have sex in your sleep? Yes. Called sexsomnia, it affects eight percent of sleep-clinic patients, according to a study.
5. Can room temperature affect my ability to orgasm? Yes. Warmer temps increase blood flow, making it easier to become aroused.
6. Is it okay to use an electric toothbrush as a vibrator? No. It can harbor bad bacteria, and the abrasive surface can irritate your clitoris.
7. My guy sniffs a pair of my panties while he masturbates. Weird, right? It’s uncommon but not strange. Scent is sexually intoxicating. You could consider it a compliment.
8. Do vaginas feel pretty the same to men? No. They feel similar but with subtle differences in shape and size.
9. I like girl-on-girl porn, but I’m straight. Is that normal? Yes, Some women prefer watching chicks since they seem less intimidating.
10. My guy has asthma, Does that mean we should take it easy during sex? No, it shouldn’t be an issue, but like with any athletic event, it doesn’t hurt to keep an inhaler nearby.
11. Why do I occasionally get headaches during sex? Tightening of the neck muscles can bring one on. Try focusing on your breathing to relax.
12. Are smaller nipples less sensitive? No. They have same number of nerve endings as larger ones do.
13. I know guys are horniest in the morning, but when are women? Guys have daily cycle, and women have a monthly one. Seven days after your period is when  you;re horniest.
14. How big do clitorises get when stimulated? As much as twice their normal size.
15. He wants me to give his butthole oral attention. Is that sanitary? Only if he’s showered and you stick to his cheeks. Otherwise, you can pick up all sorts of bacteria.
16. Does show size really correlate to penis size? Nope, and neither does hand size or height.
17. Do guy’s balls really turn blue if they don’t orgasm? No.
18. Is it life-threatening for a guy to blow air up your vadge while going down on you, or is that an urban legend? It’s dangerous, since an air bubble could travel to your heart, causing a fatal embolism.
19. What happen if semen gets in my eye? Can I go blind? No. Just flush with cool water, and if your partner might have STD, see a doctor ASAP.
20. Do older men still get uncontrollable boners? Yep. But, the frequency decreases with age, since testosterone levels dip.
21. How do I know if his porn habit is normal or addictive? If he watches it more than he has sex with you, it may be addictive.
22. My clitoris sometimes goes numb during foreplay. Why? Too much direct stimulation. Encourage him to play with other parts of your vagina, and use more lube.
23. Do all women have a G-spot? We think so, but scientists debate it. For most women, it’s located about two inches past the vaginal opening.
24. Do animals (besides us) masturbate? Yes. Actually, a lot do. Deer and monkeys are just two examples.
25. Wait, even female animals? Uh-huh. Lady apes and monkeys have been observed using sticks for solo sessions.

Via: COSMOPOLITAN Magazine (March 2011 issue)