Baked Macaroni

All-time favorite food to ng mga amo ko. Mapa-spaghetti, carbonara, lasagna o baked macaroni basta pasta, para sa kanila wapak na wapak!

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Madalas tayong mga pinoy, nagluluto lang ng ganitong lutuin pag may birthday, Pasko, New Year, fiesta at iba pang okasyon.

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Sa pamilya konapag isip-isip ko, hindi ko na dapat hinihintay na dumating muna ang mga espesyal na okasyon para magluto neto dahil gusto ko magsawa sa kakakain ang mga anak ko ng baked mac kahit sa ordinaryong araw.

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Pag may party kasi o okasyon.sa dami ng kinakain natin na mga handa, andun yung hindi na natin nalalasahan ang sarap ng isang putahe dahil sa kabusugan o hindi na halos matikman pa ang iba. Hindi natin mapagsawaan ang mga peborit natin na pagkain.

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Aminin natin, minsan mas masarap kumain ng halimbawa ganitong pagkain pag nalilipasan na ng isang araw. Yun bang kinabukasan ay iniinit mo na lang sa microwave ang leftovers.

baked macaroni

Maniwala ba kayo na kaming tatlo lang ang umuubos sa laman ng dalawang container na to? Pagdating sa pastaang mga anak ko parang binudburan ng Ajinomoto ang mga bibig.

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Walang puwang ang amag at panis pag eto ang niluluto ko. Ina-almusal at pang-meryenda nila to araw-araw hanggang sa maubos. Matagal na siguro ang 3-4 na araw na sentensya.

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Baked Macaroni recipe HERE.

 

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"Kaya mo bang mahalin ang isang taong alam mo namang mawawala rin sa’yo?" KC Concepcion, Forever And A Day (2011)

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Jokes courtesy of MIKE 😛

WIFE (to Doctor): "My husband has the habit of talking in sleep. What should  I give him to cure?"
DOCTOR: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake."

Bb. Pilipinas-Universe, Ms. Shamcey Supsup, is dating the son of the former Prime Minister of Pakistan.
If they marry, she’ll be Mrs. Shamcey… Supsup-Bhutto!

GIRL: "Red Horse ka ba?"
BOY: "Asus! Banat ‘yan, ‘no?"
GIRL: "Hindi! Kahit saang angulo ka kasi tingnan… mukha kang kabayo!"

Start the day smiling with these FUCKS of Life:
LOVE is like being devirginized – it hurts but you still want to go on with it..
FATE is like being raped- if you can’t fight it, enjoy it..
WORK is like a gang rape – ten people are behind your ass to take your place..
EDUCATION is like hiring a prostitute – You offer money plus hard work to achieve your goal..
SUCCESS is like masturbation – only your own hand can let you achieve it.

A new business was opening and one of its friends sent flowers for the occasion. It arrived at the new site and the card read "Rest In Peace."
The business owner angrily called the florist to complain of the obvious mistake.
The florist said, "I’m sorry but rather than get angry, you should imagine that somewhere there’s a funeral taking place, and they have flowers with a note saying, ‘Congratulations on your new location!’"

QUESTION: What do you do if your Kotex is on fire?
ANSWER: You tampon it!

HIGH TECH GENERATION…
A 21st century kid to another: "I never want to have kids because they take nine months to download!"

3 boys were bragging on their fathers.
1st boy said his father scribbles a few words on a paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $100 for it.
2nd boy said his father scribbles a few words on a paper and calls it a song, and he gets $300 for it.
3rd boy says, "I beat both of you. My dad scribbles a few words on a paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes 8 people to collect all the money!"

ABU SAYAF COMMANDER-:
"Men, take no prisoners. Let’s kill all the men and rape all the women. This time let’s do it right, not the other way around like the last time!!"

ALING DIONESIA: Anak, paki explain nga kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng NITRATES!
PACMAN: Ang NITRATES ay matatagpuan sa mga Motel. Day Rates are more expensive than NitRates!
ALING DIONY: Ang galing ng anak ko!  Congressman ka na talaga!

Kung kamuka ni
m0mmy dionesia
ang lahat na pinapanganak na bata araw araw
Kokontra ka pa ba sa
RH BILL?

Think?!   Hahaha!

Pag nakita mo yung BF/GF mm na may kasamang iba, batuhin mo lang siya ng bulaklak…
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Syempre kasama yung paso!

A DOG asked a CAT:
Why do you hide when you are having SEX?
The CAT replied: That’s b’coz we don’t want humans to copy our STYLE. They have already copied yours!  HALLO!

What defines the difference between a wife and a mistress?
A wife dresses to please her man; a mistress undresses to please him..

QUESTION: If God was gay, what would be his name?
ANSWER: GAYLord! 😀

20 Things Guys Shouldn’t Ever Do To Girls.

Isa akong basurera sa cyberworld kaya eto ang isa sa mga pulot ko kung saan-saan. Dedikeyted para sa mga betlogins kong mambabasa.

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20 Things Guys Shouldnt Ever Do To Girls

  1. Make fun of her hair, face, body, or clothes. Seriously, dont.
  2. Overuse sarcasm. Its one thing to joke, its another to speaker sarcasm as a second language.
  3. Flirt with other girls. It doesnt make us want you more, it just makes us angry.
  4. Cheat. Never in any way will you get away with it.
  5. Make promises they cant keep. If you cant follow through, dont say it.
  6. Say I love you when they dont mean it. If the girl you loved gained 300 pounds, would you still love her? Thats what I thought.
  7. Lie. You will get caught. Dont ever under any circumstances try to keep a lie going with a girl. It will not work.
  8. Deny things that are true. If a girl confronts you about something, she knows the truth. Denying it makes her more angry. Grow some balls and own up to it.
  9. Pressure her. If she wants to do something with you, she will.
  10. Talk about other girls. Dont say theyre hot, pretty, or even nice. We dont want to hear it.
  11. Talk to her about their exes. If youre saying nice stuff, well assume you still like them, if you say shit, well assume youll do the same about us.
  12. Say shit behind her back. No matter how much you try to keep it a secret, she will hear about it.
  13. Be a dick to her in front of their friends. They might think its funny, but she will definitely not.
  14. Try to make it look like something was her fault to get yourself out of trouble. It will make things much, much worse.
  15. Ask why shes mad at you. Say you were wrong and apologize. Do not say you didnt do anything wrong. If shes mad, you obviously did something.
  16. Joke about wanting to break up. It wont be taken as a joke, and youll be single before you can tell her you were kidding.
  17. Tell her shes overreacting. If you thought she was mad before, prepare to meet the she-beast from hell.
  18. Go to parties or hang out with other girls without your girlfriend. No matter how much she trusts you, she will be worried.
  19. Make excuses. If you screwed up, dont try to get out of it.
  20. Talk to her when youre mad. You will screw something up and end up regretting it.

 

Nang mabasa ko to, may mga bagay na sang-ayon ako, at meron din na kung tatanungin ako kung may katotohan sa akin bilang babae – eh dedma lang maisasagot ko. Gaya ng number 3, flirt with other girls. Sows! Kever ko naman kung makikipag flirt ang lalaki ko sa ibang girls. Ewan ko ha, hindi lang siguro ako ganun ka-selosa kaya oks lang sa akin kahit pa makipaglandian pa ang be-ep ko sa ibang bruha. Lol!

Ganun din sa number 10. Hindi isyu sa akin yan. Ako pa nga ang mismo ang pasimuno nagtatanong sa jowa ko kung ano ang masasabi nya dun sa isang Kulasa. Kung pretty ba sha or hot? Walang masama para sa akin ang pag usapan ang ibang babae o kahit yung mga naging ex nya.

Sang-ayon naman ako sa number 7, 8 at 19. Masakit ang napagsisinungalingan. Mas mabuti pang sinasabihan ako kung ano ang totoo kahit gaano pa yun kasakit. Mas gusto ko ng deretsahan kesa pinagtataguan ng katotohanan.

Para sa mga mambabasa kong may mga pukengkengagree ba kayo lahat dito? Ano naman sey nyo, mga teh?

 

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"Babae ang nagdadala ng relasyon" – Kaye Abad, MMK (2011)

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SMS Jokes 2011-209

Jokes courtesy of Kups. Thank you so much, dear. 😛

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, ‘I wish I had bigger tits’. The boyfriend says ‘well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months’. ‘How will that help to make my tits bigger?‘ asks the girlfriend.
‘Well it worked for your ass’ says the boyfriend.

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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife’s ass and say, ‘How about a blowjob?’ … and she’s always sound asleep."

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A Woman’s Prayer:
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I’ll just beat him to death.

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SON: "Dad, what is an idiot?"
DAD: "An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?"
SON: "No."

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Teacher asks student: "What is the half of 8?"
STUDENT: "Miss horizontally or vertically?"
TEACHER: "What do mean?"
STUDENT: "Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3."

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A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road. The wife gets out and brings it back to the car.
‘We need to take it to a vet. Its shivering, it must be cold, what should I do ?’ she asks.
Husband replies ‘Put it between your legs to keep it warm’.
‘But it stinks !’ she exclaims.
‘So hold its nose !’

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An old lady and an old man are sitting in their retirement home. The man turns to the woman and says, I bet you cant tell me how old I am.
She says, Ok.
She then unzips his fly, feels around for a while and finally says, Youre seventy-three.
Thats amazing! the man exclaims. How did you know?
She replies, You told me yesterday.

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SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE
Doctor, I have an ear ache.
2000 B.C.    Here, eat this root.
1000 B.C.    That root is heathen, say this prayer.
1850 A.D.    That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.
1940 A.D.    That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D.    That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D.    That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!

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Dear Osama bin Laden,
My hiding place is better than yours.
—–Waldo

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A tired doctor is awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.
Please, you have to come right away,pleads a distraught young mother. My child has swallowed a contraceptive.
The physician dresses quickly, but before he can get out the door, the phone rings again.
You dont have to come over after all, the woman says with a sigh of relief. My husband just found another one.

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A mom was potty training her 4 year old son. She said, Ill teach you some steps.
Step 1: Unzip.
Step 2: Drop pants.
Step 3: Pull penis out.
Step 4: Pee.
Step 5: Pull penis back.
Step 6: Pick up pants and zip.
A few days later, the mom was walking by the bathroom and she heard someone repeatedly saying, 3..5..3..5..3..5..3..5..3..5

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"Feeling ko talaga magaling ka sa puzzle. Kasi kasisimula pa lang ng araw ko ay nabuo mo na kaagad" – Sarah Geronimo, You Changed My Life (2009)

When There Was Me and You

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"When There Was Me and You" Vanessa Hudgens (High School Musical 1)

It’s funny when you find yourself
Looking from the outside
I’m standing here but all I want
Is to be over there

Why did I let myself believe
Miracles could happen
Cause now I have to pretend
That I don’t really care

I thought you were my fairytale
A dream when I’m not sleeping
A wish upon a star
Thats coming true

But everybody else could tell
That I confused my feelings with the truth
When there was me and you

I swore I knew the melody
That I heard you singing
And when you smiled
You made me feel
Like I could sing along

But then you went and changed the words
Now my heart is empty
I’m only left with used-to-be’s
Once upon a song

Now I know youre not a fairytale
And dreams were meant for sleeping
And wishes on a star
Just don’t come true

Cause now even I can tell
That I confused my feelings with the truth
Cause I liked the view
When there was me and you

I can’t believe that
I could be so blind
It’s like you were floating
While I was falling

And I didn’t mind
Cause I liked the view
Thought you felt it too
When there was me and you

 

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"Di ako aasa, para ‘di ako masaktan" – Angel Locsin, Lobo (2008)

Sabader’s Na Naman

 

Mga anik-anik na kodak lang para sa maulan na Sabaders

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Pancake House Chicken, Mushroom & Asparagus Linguine. Masarap pa ang Lucky Me Instant Pancit Canton. Hmp! O baka jologs lang talaga ang panlasa ng dila ko. DSC03344

Mother and daughter nagmo-moment habang malengke.

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HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND, peeps!

SMS Jokes 2011-208

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MAX: “Pare mahilig pala pamilya mo sa music! Kasi pag naliligo kayo, lahat kumakanta!”
JUAN: “Anong mahilig? Kailangan lang kasi sira lock ng banyo!”

ANTON: “Pare, tanungin mo ako sa English, sasagutin kita ng Spanish!”
MARIO: “Sige, What is more important, heart or mind?”
ANTON: “Spanish!”

BARISTA: “Sir, bakit bawat lagok nyo, sinisilip nyo ang litrato ni misis?”
JUAN: “Check ko lang kung kaya ko pa! Pag maganda na sya, lasing na ko!”

JUAN: “Nay dami nyo ng puting buhok!”
INAY:”Kasi sa bawat KALOKOHAN ng anak, PUMUPUTI ang buhok ng ina!”
JUAN: “Ah kaya pala puti LAHAT buhok ni lola!”

Sabi ng nanay ko, ang LOL daw ay Lots Of Love. After a few days, nagtext sya sa kin, sabi nya“Si Lola mo namatay na LOL!”

Paano mo sasabihin sa girl na mukha siyang boy na di sya magagalit?
SAGOT: “Cute mo! kamukhang-kmukha mo TATAY mo, LOLO mo at KUYA mo! Kala ko nga sila eh!”

ANAK: “Nay, alam nyo pinatayo ako ni itay sa bus para ibigay upuan ko sa babae!

INAY: “Anak, magandang asal yun!”
ANAK: “Kahit nakakandong po ako kay itay?

DOK: “Balita ko di mo na kinakausap sarili mo!”
BALIW: “Dok dapat lang na di ko kausapin sarili ko!”
DOK:(magaling na ata!) “Bakit?”
BALIW: “Magkagalit kami eh!”

Sa lugawan.
BATA: “Isa pong lugaw!”
TINDERA: “May laman o wala?”
BATA: “Hello? Mangunguya ko ba yang mangkok? Lagyan mo kaya ng laman!”

MAN: “Si sir mo to, nabangga ako, I need cash!”
INDAY:”Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka no?”
MAN: “Inday, si sir mo to!”
INDAY: “Wee, si sir ang tawag sa kin CUPCAKE!”

INAY: “Binigay na ba card nyo?”

ANAK: “Opo nay, gud news wala na po ako line of 7!”

INAY: “Patingin! English-65 Math-60 Science-69 Pilipino-67..Ala nga!”

MAX: “Pag nag-aaway kami ni Mrs, YUMUYUKO sya sa takot!”
JUAN: “Misis ko naman TUMITINGALA!”

MAX: “Bakit?”
JUAN: “Sabi nya, Hoy! Bumaba ka dyan sa APARADOR!”

LOLO: “Hoy apo, si Corazon lang ang NABABAGAY sa iyo dahil meron silang malawak na NIYOGAN!”
APO: “Lolo naman, kailan pa po ako naging KUDKURAN!”

ANAK: “Tay, sa hirap ng buhay ko sa Manila, ang brief ko BUTAS na!
TATAY: “Mas hirap buhay ko sa province, yung suot ko CARTER brief, GARTER na lang!”

AMO: “Inday nstanggal mo ba yung mantsa sa barong ko?”
INDAY: “Opo kuya, tanggal na tanggal!”
AMO: “Gud! ano pinantanggal mo?”
INDAY: “GUNTING po!”

PEDRO: “Nay, puede po ba ako sumama sa NIGHT SWIMMING ng mga kaklase ko?”

NANAY: “Ok lang anak, basta wag ka MAGPAPAGABI ha?”
PEDRO: “Opo nay, promise!”

May nahit-and-run, pinagkukumpulan. Para makita, umeksena si JUAN “Paraanin nyo ko, KAPATID ko yan!” Nakarating si Juan sa biktimang UNGGOY!

JUAN: “Pare, dati MAYABANG ako pero ngayon HUMBLE na ko!”
PEDRO: “Wow, talaga? Kailan mo pa nabago yan?”
JUAN: “Simula nung naging PERFECT ako!”

Tinolang Manok Na May Mais

Hindi man kami abot dito sa pinagkukutaan ko ng kasalukuyang luxury typhoon na si Chedeng, pero makulimlim at may manaka-nakang pagbuhos ng ulan naman dito sa amin sa Iligan lalo na pag bandang hapon na.

Uy, ingat-ingat lang po tayo. Sabi nga ni Kuya Kim Atienza sa Twitter nya:

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tweeps, lumalapit si chedeng. huwag maliitin ang bagyong ito. seryoso. sa mga taga samar, bicol, aurora at cagayan, maghanda po tayo.

Wag naman sana maging mala-Ondoy ang bagyo na to. 🙁

Habang patuloy na nagbabasa ng timeline ko sa Twitter, natawa ako dito sa isang Twitter follower ni Kuya Kim. Nabara lang naman.

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weather: typhoon chedeng mas lumakas sa max winds na 160 kilometers per hour at gustiness na 195 nasa 200+ kilometers east of catanduanes.

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E bakit ang araw?!

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susme, malaki ang pilipinas, the philipines is not your barangay. RT @welverder E bakit ang araw?!!!! RT chedeng mas lumakas sa max 160 km

Hehehe!

Heniweys, kagabi nga eh maulan din dito sa amin, masarap humigop ng sabaw, kaya tiempo tong nadikwat kong recipe mula sa Yummy food magazine (August 2008). Tinolang may twist of flaked chicken at corn kernels.

Try nyo tomedyo kid-friendly ang lasa ng lutuin nato kaya sigurado magugustuhan ng mga bulilit ninyo.

Tinolang Manok na may Mais

Ingredients:

  • 2 tbsp cooking oil
  • 1 tbsp crushed garlic
  • 1 thumb-size ginger, crushed
  • 1/4 cup sliced onion
  • 500g chicken breasts boiled and flaked
  • 1 can corn kernels, drained liquid reserved
  • 1 piece sayote, cubed
  • 2 pcs broth cubes
  • 1 liter water
  • Salt and pepper to taste
  • 1 cup sili leaves

Sayote, flaked chicken, corn kernel, sili leaves

Procedure: Heat cooking oil. Saute garlic, onion and ginger until limp. (Eto ang peborit kong kombinasyon pag nag-gigisa bawang, sibuyas at luya. Kasi ang bangooooo!)

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Stir in chicken and corn kernels.

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Add sayote and cook for another 3 minutes.

cubed sayote

 Pour in reserved corn kernel liquid. Stir in broth cubes. Add in water and bring to a boil.

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Season with salt and pepper. Add sili leaves and remove from heat. Serve hot.

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"Mas mabuti na yung ma-miss kita, kesa naman umabot pa sa hindi na kita gustong makita"Judy Ann Santos, KayTagal Kang Hinintay (1998)

SMS Jokes 2011-207

Jokes courtesy of Mike. Thank you, Mike! 😛

BOY: "Yung friend ni Ate may dalang baril kanina."
TATAY: "Talaga? Nakita mo?"
BOY: "Hindi po pero narinig ko sabi ni ate…"Sa labas mo iputok. Wag mo puputok sa loob"

A man was throwing knives at his wife’s picture, and all were missing the target.
Suddenly he received a call from his wife who asked him what he was doing.
With a straight face, he replied…
"JUST MISSING YOU!"

Krissy interviews Pacman on the RH bill.
KRISSY: "Bakit ayaw mo sa RH bill?"
PACMAN: "Siyimpri."
KRISSY: "What?"
PACMAN: "Ayaw ni Miyor Atienza eh. So ayaw ku rin!"

BABAE1: "Wow, ang daming handa ng anak mo, mare! May Lydia’s Lechon pa! Totoo bang Magna ang anak mo?"
BABAE2: "Totoo, mare! Magna-nine years na siya sa 4th year high school. Laking pasasalamat namin at nakapasa rin sa wakas!"

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Buhay-Promdi

Kaninang umaga, masarap ang kain ng Royal Family (kami yun!). Ganado! Sino ba naman ang hindi gaganahan eh sinangag, scrambled eggs with grated cheese at sparkled salted fish with sweet tomato (na pinigaan ng kalamansi) ang brekky namin. Hahaha! Parang havey na havey pakinggan pag binibigkassparkled salted fish with sweet tomato. Hanep! Yun pala eh itlog at tuyo lang ang ulam namin.

Asahan mong nakataas ang paa ni Mamaru sa upuan at nakakamay kami na kumakain ni Keziah pag eto ang ulam namin. Maliban kay Kevin na hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit naka-kutsarat tinidor pa rin kahit tuyo ang ulam namin. Kalurks!

Tuyo at KamatisBakit kaya ang mga Pinoy, hindi ko nilalahat, kahit saang bansa mapunta ay andun yung hahanap-hanapin talaga ang pagkain ng tuyong isda. Alam ko, sa abroad ay walang masyadong kalayaan ang mga Pinoy na magprito ng tuyong isda sa tinitirhan nila maliban na lang kung ang inu-okupahan nila ay isang single detached na hauslalo.

Pero pag ang accomodation mo ay nasa isang building, tiyak ko maraming magwawala na mga porenger na nebor pag humalimuyak na ang pritong tuyo – na malamang aakalain nilang sa amoy pa lang ay may pinipritong pekpek ang nebor nilang Pinoy. Hahaha!

Heniweys, ako, nililimitahan ko ang pagkain ng tuyo dahil umiiwas ako sa alat nya. Parang mga once in every two months na lang kung kumain kami ng tuyo.

Pagkatapos ng almusal namin kanina, dinalaw kami ng isang Manang na suki ko sa exchange program. Naks! Exchange program! Taga-bukid si Manang at tuwing bababa sya dito sa bayan ay may bitbit syang basket na puno ng kung anik-anik na prutas. Ipagpapalit nya sa akin ang mga bunga ng mga lumang damit namin. Barter trade bagah.

Hindi na uso ang ganitetch sa Manila at sa ibang malalaking siyudad ng Pinas. Pero dito sa amin sa probinsya kahit papano ay meron pa.

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Eto ang laman ng basket ni Manang kanina. Kamote, makopa, langka, at ang daming saging. Saging na berde, saging na dilaw, saging na saba. Kaya nga hindi kami nagkaka-pimples dito kasi may supplier kami ng saging. Hehe!

Iba pa rin talaga ang buhay-promdi sa totoo lang. Simple lang at payak. Presko ang hangin at kahit papano hindi stressful ang paraan ng pamumuhay araw-araw.

Mga taga-promdi man kami kung tawagin, eh kahit papano di naman kami nahuhuli kung ano ang nangyayari sa bansa o ang pinag-uusapan ng mundo. Naka-WiFi at keybol kaya kami dito sa mansiones namin noh! At kahit papano eh naka-aircon kaya banyo namin! Jowk! Weee! Tamang-angas ang Mamaru. Iba yata ang naging epekto sa akin ng nakain kong pritong tuyo a!

 

 

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"True love always deserve a second chance. I don’t wanna blow that second chance with you"Diether Ocampo, Sa’yo Lamang (2010)