SMS Jokes 2011-199

GIRL: “Honey sa tingin ko bading ka, aminin mo na kasi at maiintindihan ko.”
BOY: “Di yan totoo labs, at ano pruweba mo?”
GIRL: “Naalala mo nung may dumaan na daga bigla kang tumili sabay yakap ka sakin.”
BOY: “Ah ganun ba, dun sa tili eh may phobia ako sa daga, dun naman sa yakap e prinoprotektahan kita baka kasi may phobia ka rin sabay tsansing na din.”
GIRL: “Wow ang sweet mo talaga. Um hon, naalala mo nung naholdap tau ung pinauna mo na akong tumatakas kasi sabi mo sakin, "akong bahala dito," nung pagalis ko, ano ginawa mo?”
BOY: “ Nag try akong suntukin sya kaso bale wala e hihina ng suntok ko kaya…”
GIRL: “Sinipa mo?”
BOY: “Hindi..”
GIRL: “Kumuha ka ng pamalo?”
BOY: “Hindi rin..”
GIRL: “Eh anong ginawa mo?”
BOY: “PINAGHAHALIKAN KO PAPABLE KASI!”

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Sa classroom..
PROFESSOR: “Mr. Juan! Nagkopyahan ba kayo ng katabi mo?”
JUAN: “Uhh… Hindi, hindi.”
PROF: “Anong hindi ka diyan? Parehas yung sagot niyo e!”
JUAN: Parehas din yung tanong na binigay mo e. Kasalanan ko pa ba yun?”

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6 year old girl complains, "Mom, I’ve got a stomach ache."
"That’s because your stomach is empty,"
the mom replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it."
Later, the dad came complaining of a headache all day.
Girl perks up. "That’s because it’s empty," she said. "You’d feel better if you had something in it."

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QUESTION: Why do men like to have sex in front of a mirror?
ANSWER: Objects may appear larger than they really are.

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