Testi

Nagsinungaling ako.

Ang totoo, mami-miss ko ang Friendster na magsasara na sa May 31. Sino ba naman ang hindi makaka-miss sa naging uso noon na “testi”. Mga testimonials na punong-puno lang naman ng ka-charotan at ka-eklatan. Haha!

testi

Heto ang mangilan-ngilan sa mga “testi” sa akin noon galing sa mga may “testicles” kong mga ka-Friendster.

Current mode: Aliw!

1. Duanne May 12 2005, 08:03 AM

>>> cErtiFieD hOtcHicK <<<
"kayA aLL thE bOys Out dEr
yOu beTteR watcH Out diS girL
bEcaUsE tHis girL caN
rOcK yOur wOrLd haha"
tiLL hErE seXy sEe yAh. . . =D

**You better watch out. Better not cry. Better not pout.  I’m telling you why. Charot!

2. joseph calvin Jun 18 2005, 08:17 AM

to someone who is very mysteriuos……..
always take care………

**Pa-epek ko lang yan! Ang magpa-mysteriUOs.

3. John Aug 16 2005, 02:16 PM

Deep woman — Sexy picture.
Home to get to know you and hear from you very soon have a nice day —
and keep on being so sexy!

**Home to know you as well. Home sweet home!

4. owyeahhh Aug 26 2005, 06:37 AM

But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life; and thanks to a benevolent arrangement of things, the greater part of life is sunshine.
see yahh… ms sexy 🙂

**Syet! Anong sinabi ng Ocean Deep sa lalim ng message?!

5. jyetti Nov 19 2005, 08:20 PM

makes us go hot nd hwny……. she can make men become her slaves

**(Maru – may hawak-hawak na LATIGO habang binabasa ang testi.)

6. POLDO May 15 2006, 10:31 AM

Hi. Ms. maruja.
actually di ko sya kilala personally..
kahet nakilala ko sya as ganun.
nakita ko naman sa kanya ang kabaitan nya.
i like her as my ka friendster
and i love her BLOG napaka inspiring at
malapet sa PUSO….
thank you for adding me here.
i hope na maging ok ka always…
and be happy.
take care always at sa iyong mga children…
Happy Mother’s DAY

**Me ganun? Anong ganun? Wag naman ganun. Hindi naman kita ginaganun. Tapos gaganunin mo ko? Sana wag tayo mag-ganunan.

7. Vincent I Jul 15 2006, 07:13 AM

C ms. maruja dati ko pa ina-admire! una ko pa lng naka usap sa chat at nakita sa webcam.sobra me natulala at natahimik sa kinauupuan ko sa office. 100%
—-C-E-R-T-I-F-I-E-D—-hot chick!

and now, nalaman ko sa testimonials na 100% real and good mommy for her children..
sana makilala pa kita ng lubusan maruja!!
thanks po uli…til next testi po….c",)

**Hmnn..natulala? Akala siguro, isa akong bakla. Oist! 100% chick ako noh at 100%  certified HALAL pa! Lol! Parang beef burger lang ako – 100% real. Chos! 

8. cali Jan 30 2007, 08:01 AM

c maru tagal ko ng nakilala sa chat yan.. grabeh sarap kasma sa chat walang ka boring boring kadalasan wala ng kainan basta busog ang mata nyahaha joke :p di very friendly tong c mamaru hay nakew maru wala akong masabi hehehe basta wag ka lang mamaru hirap gumawa ng testi erase mo na lang 😀

** Onga! Halata naman, wala kang masabi. (Nahilo)

9. nE!L Feb 15 2007, 02:31 PM

maru?
shes malufet.. maganda sexy!! wala ka nang mahanap pah!!>. grabe talagah yan!! at mabait… pag sa chat… d ko pa siya na meet peru i think im in luv nah… cge ingat nlng maru… miss u soo much….

** Grabe talagaH ha!

10. Chester Feb 18 2007, 05:30 PM

Maru Maru Maru… she’s awesome girl!!! flawless at nice. Hope u still remember me. Mizz yah maru medyo bz na sa work kaya e2 d na rin ol. just take care. mwah tsup…..:D thanks 

** Mwah na! Tsup pa! San ka pa!

11. arthur Apr 10 2007, 04:05 PM

hi maruja..you are one wonderful gurl.. how i wish i will be able to meet you..
M – Magnificent woman i long to meet
A – Angelic yet devilish in love
R – Ravishing beauty beyond compare..
U – Unparalled by anyone on earth
J – Joy to behold when you see her..
A – Athena of my fantasy
that’s you maruja.. take care my love..

** You had me at “ravishing beauty beyond compare”. (Tumambling!)

12. Paolo Apr 28 2007, 03:56 PM

Hi Miss Maruja,
Sa pics pa lang napakasexy na.. Siguro sa personal talaga sexy ito.

** O ha! Marami talaga akong nauto ha!

13. Aristotle May 26 2007, 10:28 AM

hi maruja, thanks for adding me ha! i know i’ll be in the company of someone who see’s life as a game, a play. yet, inspite of that outlook yuo have that quality of being a true person, you have that creative side that draws other people, either by mysticism, poetry, charm, fun or simply foolishness. I’m glad that i have found you! you are a symbol of life…. ha ha ha!

**Hanudaw? (Blag! Hinimatay.)

14. Bay Garden Sep 05 2007, 03:06 AM

Thank you very much for adding me. Sorry I am not well versed with the various beautiful and animated testi I see with others. Anyway a heartfelt thanks for your friendly gesture. I am sincerely offering any form of assistance with my professional background in sales, marketing, legal, etc. Basta kaya ko, just email me asap sa webbiz_ph@yahoo.com. Madami akong alam gawin at lakarin!

** Nenerbyos ako. Akala ko noon bebentahan ako ng memorial plan at sa dami nyang alam gawin, kulang na lang sabihin na hitman for hire din sha.

15. A?? -jc-sfxlx07 Oct 24 2008, 09:39 AM

Mucha’s graciA’s sexy maMaru”’ this girl represents the passion of a real woman… in this world no else can take you away if u truely love this person! maruja is a very passionate woman simple, but erresistable… & you can count on always… kind, sweet, understanding… if you guy’s give her a head pls step back ok!… coz she’s very… intimate woman ehhehe… keep safe Always… james hir… mwahhhhhhhh hope you like this song…

** ”…if you guy’s give her a head pls step back ok!…” <— mamatay man, nalukring ako dito.

16. A?? -jc-sfxlx07 Dec 05 2008, 09:44 AM

I LOVE YOURE PICTURES… LUK GREAT… KEEP SAFE… JAMES HIR

** “…luk great, keep safe, …”, in fairness parang nag-rhyme naman.

oOo

"No speak, because the people have speaken!" – Vic Sotto, Pak! Pak! My Dr. Kwak! (2011)

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