Indirect Bribery: Ang pagnanakaw ng mahigit tatlong daang milyong piso mula sa kaban ng bayan. See "plunder."
Plunder: Wala nang gano’n. Hindi na uso ‘yan. Kapag nagnakaw ka ng limampung milyong piso o higit pa mula sa kaban ng bayan, ibalik mo lang ang kalahati at ayos ng ang buto-buto. See "indirect bribery."
Imagine living with three wives in the same compound and never leaving the villa for five years!
Maybe Osama himself called the U. S. Navy SEALS!
WIFE: "Nanaginip ako na nago-auction daw sila ng titi. Ang malalaki P1,000.00, ang makakapal P2,000.00.
HUSBAND:"Magkano yong parang sa akin?"
WIFE (ngumingisi):"Pinamimigay lang nila."
HUSBAND (gaganti): Ako rin nanaginip.. nago-auction sila ng pekpek.. Yong magaganda P10,000.00, pag-masikip P20,000.00."
WIFE: "Talaga? Eh, magkano yong sa akin?"
HUSBAND: "Doon ginanap ang auction!" Hahahaha!!! Sobra na luwang.
After experiencing the discomfort & embarrassment of a prostate test in the US, my friend decided to have his next test made in Thailand where the beautiful nurses are gentle & accommodating.
As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the bed & the nurse began the examination.
"At this stage of the procedure it’s quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse.
"I haven’t got an erection" said the man.
"Not you, me" replied the nurse.
BOY: “Hubad tayo.”
GIRL: “Ayoko nga noh.”
BOY: “Sige na!”
GIRL: “Oh sige na nga.”
BOY: “You muna.”
GIRL: “No, kaw muna.”
BOY: “Ok sabay na lng tayo, 1, 2, 3, Huuubbaaadd!
After a while…
BOY: What’s that?!?!?
GIRL: “Well just like yours fafa.”