Archive for 15 June, 2011

Protection For Your Family

Summer throughout the northern hemisphere, technically, begins on month of June and ends in September. It is during this month’s that many parents enjoy planning outdoor activities with their children and their friends and relatives.

Whether you go abroad for vacation or just do the outdoor activities in your place, a call to your insurance agent is always a good first step in making sure you are protecting yourself and your family. Parents, bear in mind that doing outdoor activities come with increased risks too.

Anyway, for more information about your insurance needs for summer risks, contact Wholesale Insurance dot net.

Biggest Loser

biggest loser_pinoy edition I have been watching the Biggest Loser – Pinoy Edition and I’m beginning to love it.

I have to say that I have learned a lot about the struggles of the contestants in the camp. There’s so much to learn in the show. A lot to learn about motivations, about perseverance and seeing the effects of that perseverance.

In losing weight, there’s nothing wrong on taking diet pills like clinicallix, but I prefer rather like the ways, the lessons that Biggest Loser wants to convey to the viewers. Couch potatoes must really see this reality show.

Jobs

There are jobs out there for single moms that you see on the internet that claims about earning thousand of dollars in a week and making hundreds of dollars for just a couple of minutes. With today’s job market filled with insecurity, layoffs and downsizing, I know some are desperate to grab a job that promises easy money and build wealth in shortest time. Just words of precaution, dearies, please be careful of what you choose to do – be careful not to be scammed .

Balik-Eskwela, Balik-Saya

  • Opisyal ng back-to-school kanina ang dalawa kong amo.
  • Responsable na nga ang amo kong babae, di na ako inaabala sa pag-asikaso ng mga gamit-eskwela nya.
  • Kahapon, kusang inilabas na ang mga lumang uniform nya para plantsahin.
  • Ako taga laba ng uniform nya, sya naman ang taga-plantsa.

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  • Tapos na ang extended hours ng pagulong-gulong namin sa bed sa umaga.
  • Balik 5:30 na naman ang gising namin ni doter.
  • Balik panis-laway na naman ako dahil buong araw na naman akong walang kausap dito sa hauslalo.
  • Maririnig ko lang ulit ang sarili kong golden voice sa pag-uwi ng mga amo ko sa hapon. 
  • Pag school days, wa-lunch ang Mamaru.
  • Hindi nakakatuwa ang kumain mag-isa.
  • Dalawang beses na lang ulit ako na magluluto sa isang araw.
  • Mami-miss ko ang pagiging aligaga sa pagluluto ng lunch.
  • Nagpapaka-plastik lang ako.
  • Binabawi ko.
  • Hindi ko mami-miss ko ang pagluluto ng lunch.
  • Kunyari lang.
  • Charot lang.
  • Saya ko kaya. :P

 

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"Aanhin ko naman ang magandang buhay kung hindi ako masaya?" – KC Concepcion, When I Met U (2009)

Sunday Humor From Mike

The Peoples’ Republic of China owns the Spratlys.
Chinese businessmen ‘own’ Taal Lake.
And the Chinese drug lords ‘own’ the New Bilibid Prison.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! ;(

GF: “Break na tayo! Ayoko na sayo. Nakakasawa ka! Buset!”
BF: “Ok. May bibigay muna ako sayo.”
GF: “Anu?”
BF: “Eto listahan ng mga gastos natin sa date simula nung naging tayo..”
BF: “Eto naman o, joke lang yun hon… alam mo namang mahal kita e. Love you!”

Dalawang lalake ang katatapos lang kumain…
Lalake1: “Pare, wala akong toothpick..”
Lalake2: “Ha? O eto, gamitin mo nalang muna ‘tong sakin.. balik mo ha?”

Mga lasinggero..
JUAN: “Tumba na si Tikyo, lasing na.”
PEDRO: “Ganyan talaga siya lagi. . .
kapag oras na ng bayaran!”

Si Juan ay walang paa at kamay.
JUAN: “pare, how do you touch a girl?”
KULAS: “A, eh…dilaan mo na lang!” :P

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Happy Saturday

 

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An old man once said …There comes a time in life, when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh, forget the bad, and focus on the good. So love the people who treat you right, pray for the ones who don’t. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living.

H A P P Y  W E E K E N D  E V E R Y O N E!

 

 

 

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"Hindi hawak ng mga bituin ang ating kapalaran, gabay lamang sila. Mayroon tayong free will, gamitin natin ito" - Zenaida Seva, UKG (2011)

Simpleng Ayos

Ganito lang ang mga trip kong damit o gusto kong japorms. Mga pang spring and summer clothes ek ek.

Wala masyado mga frills at kung anik-anik pang borloloy na pananamit. Mga damit na kung isusuot ay malaya kang makakagalaw at wala masyadong iintindihin na ayos. Simpleng ayos lang bagah.

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"There are just some things in life you have to fight for" – Chanda Romero, When I Met U (2009)

Gift Suggestion

binoculars Father’s Day is a week away. Any gift in mind on what to give to your husband or maybe to your dad? To show gratitude and love towards your man of your life, I have a gift suggestion.

For men who love outdoors and camping, why not give him a ncstar binoculars? It’s a cool outdoor equipment especially when hiking and mountain climbing. Also, you may add his name or initials or special engraving message on it, to make your gift more unique and personalized.

Advance Happy Father’s Day to all dad readers of Maruism.

SMS Jokes 2011-214

Do you want to travel in different places with a lot of cash on hand?
Simple lang.
Mag kundoktor ka!

**courtesy of Grashiela

Are you a Wonder Woman?
like say ….
I Wonder where I left my keys,
I Wonder where I placed my eyeglasses and cellphone,
I Wonder where my money went,
I Wonder, …hmm
well, what else…?
So, enjoy while you can still remember
Wonder Woman!

**courtesy of Grashiela

AMO:"Bakit iniiwan mong walang takip ang ulam? Lalangawin yan!"
INDAY:"Sigurado pong hende mam!"
AMO:"At bakit?"
INDAY:"Enespreyan ku pu ng Baygun!"

DAGA1:"Matapang ako, kakain ako ng LASON!"
DAGA2:"Matapang ako, maglalaro ako sa MOUSE TRAP!"
DAGA3:"Mga duwag! Manood kayo, manghuhuli ako ng PUSA!"

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Okla Homa

There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce: Oklahoma

The Proper Way is:  OKLA…HOMA  (There’s a pause (gap) between the ‘a’ and the ‘h’.)

I can prove it…  

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There, you learned something today! Lovely funny shirt! :P

I do love this “educational photo”… don’t you?

It’s a very dull day when you don’t learn something new!

Haha! For those of you who love funny t shirts … check out this site for more designs.